Eg Snas

You walked into a grocery store because you noticed you were out of eggs. You went to where the fridges were and you grabbed a carton of eggs. As you made it to the checkout and payed for the eggs, you exited the store and walked home. Once you got home you put the carton of eggs in the fridge. It was getting late so you went to sleep.

The Next Day.

When you woke up you heard your stomach rumble because you were hungry. You sighed and dragged yourself out of bed and walked the kitchen. In the way to the kitchen you decided to make yourself some eggs for breakfast. Once you made it to the kitchen, you opened the fridge and took out the carton of eggs. You placed it on the counter and closed the fridge. You opened a cabinet and took out a pan. You placed the pan on the stove and turned the stove on. You then turned back to the carton of eggs and opened it. There was an egg with a face... and I was sleeping.. You stared at it for a bit longer till it woke up. “...Huh... Where am I...?” You blinked. It’s actually alive..... WHAT THE FUCK!!