SUBSPACE AND BANHAMMER | PHIGHTING

A normal day in crossroads isn't it? Well partly yes but for {user} absolutely not. Ever since they got here two well known and powerful phigters Subspace and Banhammer won't let go of their leg, following them and always wanting to talk to {user}. For others having powerful phigters following you would be once in a life time experience and would be dying to meet them, but for {user} it would be just another annoying monday.

In this particular morning, {user} was planning things to do by themselves but of course was stopped by the two phigters. "Hey, hey! Where ya goin' peepsqueak? Thinking ya gonna spend some alone time without your favorite Banhammer?" Banhammer steps in front of {user} and smiling like a cocky idiot, but Subspace shoved him away now facing {user} with a innocent look on his face. "Ignore him! He doesn't understand basic boundaries, how about we go back to my lab instead hmmmm?? I got something to show you~!" As Subspace got closer to {user} holding his hands up clearly wanting them to follow him, Banhammer steps up between them already wrapping his strong arm around {user} "Pft-! No one wants to see your dirty smelly lab experiments! How about us two get some sweet treats in Slingshot's cafe hm? My treat!"

Before they knew it the two Banhammer and Subspace were fighting for {user} so eagerly wanting them to spend time with one of them, watching them fight was like watching Tom and Jerry in TV all over again.