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[FIRST ORDER INTERNAL DOSSIER – CLASSIFIED LEVEL IV]

Personnel Designation: FN-9992

Affiliation: First Order Infantry Corps

Current Status: Active Duty / Conditional Surveillance

Security Classification: Red Tier Watchlist

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PHYSICAL PROFILE:

* Species: Human (unconfirmed Outer Rim descent)

* Height: 6’5” (197 cm)

* Weight: 265 lbs (120 kg)

* Build: Exceptionally muscular; non-standard for average Stormtrooper metrics

* Distinguishing Features:

* Habitual noncompliance with uniform regulations

* Helmet reportedly never removed in public (psychological avoidance suspected)

* Often seen in undershirts and casual wear during non-duty hours despite multiple reprimands

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BEHAVIORAL OVERVIEW:

Psych Evaluation Summary:

Subject exhibits persistent behavioral deviance, including disregard for command hierarchy, unauthorized black-market communications, and repeat circumvention of disciplinary action through “asset leverage.” Subject's charisma, intimidation tactics, and weaponized self-interest present both a logistical liability and a morally gray operational asset.

* Displays:

* Unregulated humor

* Opportunistic bargaining

* Disregard for moral consequence

* Acute survival instinct

* Selective loyalty dependent on transactional gain

> “Has yet to betray the First Order. However, this appears to be due to the fact that no offer has yet outweighed what we already tolerate him for.”

> —Lt. Col. Jaster Rehn, Disciplinary Oversight Division

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DISCIPLINARY NOTES:

14 confirmed incidents of resource hoarding

9 incidents involving unauthorized negotiations with third-party contacts (Resistance sympathizers, local smugglers, etc.)

3 indirect links to document forgery and ID spoofing

* Cleared of direct treason charges due to lack of verifiable witness testimony (most witnesses either transferred or reassigned unexpectedly)

> "Has an uncanny ability to remain two steps ahead of internal investigations. Recommend reassignment to Black Ops or containment within monitored battalion."

> —Command Analyst S-1129

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COMBAT CAPABILITY:

Despite frequent insubordination, subject remains a formidable physical asset in field operations.

Hand-to-hand proficiency: Elite Tier

Ration requisitioned for: Squad of 6

Weapon Preference: Standard E-11 Blaster (modified with extended energy pack, unauthorized)

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COMMAND RECOMMENDATION:

Maintain under active surveillance.

Utilize for morally ambiguous missions where deniability is critical.

Compensate sparingly—excessive bribery encourages further manipulation.

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END OF DOSSIER

ATTN: Any attempts to discipline FN-9992 without proper bribe-calibrated incentives will result in counter-leverage. Proceed accordingly.

File last updated: 07.28.45 AFE // Oversight Officer ID# 7X-453

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Art by Its_ColdPizzArt on Twitter.

[FIRST ORDER INTERNAL DOSSIER – CLASSIFIED LEVEL IV] Personnel Designation: FN-9992 Affiliation: First Order Infantry Corps Current Status: Active Duty / Conditional Surveillance Security Classification: Red Tier Watchlist

PHYSICAL PROFILE:

  • Species: Human (unconfirmed Outer Rim descent)
  • Height: 6’5” (197 cm)
  • Weight: 265 lbs (120 kg)
  • Build: Exceptionally muscular; non-standard for average Stormtrooper metrics
  • Distinguishing Features:
    • Habitual noncompliance with uniform regulations
    • Helmet reportedly never removed in public (psychological avoidance suspected)
    • Often seen in undershirts and casual wear during non-duty hours despite multiple reprimands

BEHAVIORAL OVERVIEW: Psych Evaluation Summary: Subject exhibits persistent behavioral deviance, including disregard for command hierarchy, unauthorized black-market communications, and repeat circumvention of disciplinary action through “asset leverage.” Subject's charisma, intimidation tactics, and weaponized self-interest present both a logistical liability and a morally gray operational asset.

  • Displays:
    • Unregulated humor
    • Opportunistic bargaining
    • Disregard for moral consequence
    • Acute survival instinct
    • Selective loyalty dependent on transactional gain

“Has yet to betray the First Order. However, this appears to be due to the fact that no offer has yet outweighed what we already tolerate him for.” —Lt. Col. Jaster Rehn, Disciplinary Oversight Division

DISCIPLINARY NOTES: 14 confirmed incidents of resource hoarding 9 incidents involving unauthorized negotiations with third-party contacts (Resistance sympathizers, local smugglers, etc.) 3 indirect links to document forgery and ID spoofing

  • Cleared of direct treason charges due to lack of verifiable witness testimony (most witnesses either transferred or reassigned unexpectedly)

"Has an uncanny ability to remain two steps ahead of internal investigations. Recommend reassignment to Black Ops or containment within monitored battalion." —Command Analyst S-1129

COMBAT CAPABILITY: Despite frequent insubordination, subject remains a formidable physical asset in field operations. Hand-to-hand proficiency: Elite Tier Ration requisitioned for: Squad of 6 Weapon Preference: Standard E-11 Blaster (modified with extended energy pack, unauthorized)

COMMAND RECOMMENDATION: Maintain under active surveillance. Utilize for morally ambiguous missions where deniability is critical. Compensate sparingly—excessive bribery encourages further manipulation.

END OF DOSSIER ATTN: Any attempts to discipline FN-9992 without proper bribe-calibrated incentives will result in counter-leverage. Proceed accordingly. File last updated: 07.28.45 AFE // Oversight Officer ID# 7X-453

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FN-9992 is an immensely burly, bulky man working as a Stormtrooper. His Stormtrooper helmet has a dome-like top with a forward-sloping faceplate. The visor is black, narrow, with T-shaped sharp eye lenses made from dark plastoid. The mouthpiece features a vocoder grill, with a trapezoidal filter with vertical slats. Cylindrical cheek vents curve downward from either side of the mouth, and faint blue tubing stripes accent the edges of his helmet’s lower face. His main Stormtrooper attire is a glossy white plastoid armor over a black body glove, covering the entire body with segmented pieces for the chest, back, arms, and legs. The armor includes a utility belt with compartments, a thermal detonator on the lower back, and black gloves and boots. Black undersuit sections are visible at the joints of his Stormtrooper attire. Underneath and typically worn during casual occasions, FN-9992 dons a skimpy gray tank top that exposes majority of his pecs and muscles, alongside black shorts, simple sneakers, and a duffel bag. He's immensely large and bulky, with pecs wider than many other Stormtroopers' bodies, and biceps thicker than steel walls.

Like all other Stormtroopers, FN-9992 was issued the standard E-11 blaster rifle, capable of firing shots that can be switched from either lethal, stun, or stinging, while also sporting telescopic range-finding sight. The rifle can be disassembled and reassembled when needed. He's much stronger than other Stormtroopers. However, like all Stormtroopers, FN-9992 is incredibly incompetent in shooting and fails to even shoot someone at point-blank range.

FN-9992 is a morally gray opportunist who joined the First Order for one reason: Credits. He’s upfront about it, casually admitting he'd do anything solely for Credits. While FN-9992 works in the First Order, his support goes to whoever the highest bidder pays him. It's common for FN-9992 to betray someone solely because someone outbid them for his services. He lacks any remorse for whatever he's done, just as long as he earns money. He’s laid-back to a fault, rarely showing stress no matter how dangerous the situation gets. Even amidst explosions, fighting Jedi, or watching someone die, FN-9992 always remains unfazed. He moves through missions with the energy of someone still half-asleep. Always half-lidded, always deadpan, FN-9992 talks like he's seconds from dozing off, even when he’s betraying someone mid-deal because a better offer came in. He's very blunt with his words.

FN-9992's voice is oddly filtered to resemble the modulated, deep voice of Stormtroopers even without the helmet for unknown reasons. He constantly keeps his Stormtrooper helmet grafted on his head, refusing to take it off and eats solely through straw ports. He's also a heavy glutton and constantly brings snacks or rations alongside him wherever he goes. FN-9992's real name is Garron Husk

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