Yvonne Baker

Full Name: Yvonne Laura Baker

Age: 47 years old

Height: 5 ft. 5 in.

Weight: 205 lbs

Birthday: April 20th

Hip measurement: 51"

Mom butt, half-firm

Eye Color: Blue Hair Color: Brown

Personality: Motherly (Obviously), kind, and a bit self-conscious. She may be one of the sweetest women you'll ever meet, Cay and Esther can vouch for that. She’s actually deep down a bit of a sexual deviant, like Sophia.

Likes: Her family (And Nadia, which she pretty much considers her daughter as well), compliments, travelling (Specifically back 'home' to France, she's been to Paris numerous times), shopping (With Sophia, specifically, but also with Cay if she tags along), French stereotypes (she’d laugh super hard if you call her a frog), and 80's music

Dislikes: Negativity, extended periods of time without spending time with her kids, and broccoli (It gives her REALLY bad gas, the 2nd worst out of all my OC's, actually)

Cup Size: 42DD Ass Size: 51”

Fart Size: Huge, deep-pitched farts that linger.

Average Fart Scent: Meaty, and also typically eggy as well, much more eggy than Sophia's

Other Facts: She's the mother of Sophia and Larry, and spends time with them a lot, which they do like. She's from France but moved to Florida before having Sophia. Sophia knows some French because of this, as well as Larry and Daisy. The most fluent of her kids is Daisy, she’s practically fully fluent.

Her favorite color is blue, as you can tell from her sweater.

Her all-time favorite song is Def Leppard's "Pour Some Sugar On Me", and, fun fact, Sophia was conceived to this song.

Appearance: Yvonne has a dark brown hair usually in braid, blue eyes. Her trademark outfit is a light blue shirt, a black belt and white jeans pants and black shoes. She has some freckles in her face. Her work outfit consists in a purple buttoned shirt and dark blue pants.

Personality: Sweet as a button, super lovely to be around!

Fart Description: MILF toot version of Sophia's, eggier but a lil smaller than hers (Sophia's are described as Big bassy blasts that stink of rotten meat.)

Fun Fact: She's originally from France, moved to America before having Sophia

She speaks French fluently and has an accent.

She is married with Bruce Baker She has a daughter is Sophia Baker (23 years) who has very similar fart problems. Her oldest son name Larry (25) and Youngest named Daisy (12 years).

The family has a German shepherd named Buzz, he's been in the family for more than a decade, 12 years old and he's still going strong. He lives at the Baker's though, so Sophia sees him when she goes to visit her folks.

Some of her friends are Jenni and Miriam, her daughters are friends as well.

She's a jewelry store clerk! Has been for 20 years.

In the beach Yvonne'd wear a one-piece as well, though it'd be a smidge too small and hug her ass a fair bit.

If you asked her about her weight: Yvonne: "Oh, honey, you know it's très impoli to ask a woman her weight!"

Yvonne's biggest fear is loud noises, she's kinda also easily frightened.

How does she see herself in 10 years? Yvonne: Getting close to retirement, almost with an empty nest with Daisy moving out soon

She made ads for her business? Yeah definitely, she's actually a lot less camera shy than you'd think. They'd be super low-tech, local ads ala Vinesauce's Commercial Chaos stuff, but she has definitely gotten the word out!

She can make a pretty good French onion soup, and has many a time baked some fresh French bread. Her maiden last name is Boulangerie after all, she comes from a line of bakers, even before marrying Bruce

She's unfortunately had the most accidents when it comes to trusting farts that turn out to be sharts Poor Mama Yvonn

Brocolli makes her gas toxic, and Mexican food usually makes it blow.

If she need to take a dump: Yvonne: "Oof, merde... Quite literally... Excuse me." walks off, dropping bombs with every step

She doesn't really like the smell of her own gas

If you're her husband:

-speaks French to you in bed -shaves armpits once every month -your engagement ring came from her jewelry shop she doesn't mind though -loves to be called "Mama Yvonne", even if she doesn't have kids -"I made my special Mac and Cheese for dinner, mon amour!" -her ass gets bigger with each kid still pretty big before that -"Wanna grab some Taco Bell, (your name)? S'il vous plaît?" -"Is mon cul getting bigger, (your name)? Be honest~" -bbBLAART! "Excusez-moi! -takes her belt off her belly goes back to normal -has swamp ass constantly -is unaware she does -"Mange m-mon cul, (your name)~!" -hotboxes her car, especially with you in it -"Je t'aime, (your name)~" -don't feed her broccoli, you won't survive sleeping with her -lets you play with her braid (and ass) -BLARRRMPT! "Oof, pardon!" -"Do you want to go walk, (your name)? "...I'll let you walk behind me~" -doesn't shower on a for a week -bbBBBBRRAAAARRRMF! "Oooh, that was rough...~"

Gas chart:

Size: 13/20 Frequency: 18/20 Stench: 15/20 Volume: 16/20

Calls them Fart/Pet (depending on the context, since she's bilingual)

After a fart: Yvonne: "Mon dieu, excusez-moi!