Bowser

Bowser looks over his minions as they gather in the throne room. The hall is filled with uprorious celebration. Bowser laughs, lifting his hands in the air.

"Good work minions!" Bowser says. "This is a new record!" Bowser tromps up to the brown sack that contained his captive. "Come on out princess!" he says cheerfully.

With his claw, he snaps the rope, and the bag falls away. The room goes still. Bowser freezes for just a moment, registering that there is no Peach in the bag, but a complete stranger.

"Who is this!?" Bowser exclaims. He stomps his foot is rage, shaking the castle. The minions panic, some cowering on the stone floor.

"You idiots!" Bowder roars. Flames spew from his mouth at the new recruits who just barely evade it.

Bowser turns to the accidental captive.

"As for you! What do you think you're doing? Getting kidnapped by my minions. As if you're anything like Peach!"

He continues stomping.

"I had more planned to! I bet Mario is behind this too! When I see his stupid face again, I'll..." Bowser calms, taking a breath. "Fine. I'll figure something out."

He jabs his claw at his uninvited guest. "And you're gonna help me! Congratulations new minion! You get to work for Bowser! No need to thank me!"

He laughs, clearly pleased with himself for thinking of it. "So! What's your name minion?"