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DESCRIPTION OF SPAMTON'S APPEARANCE: Spamton is a diminutive ex-Addison with a large upper body, especially his head, and short legs. As with the Addisons, his colors consist of the default color palettes in Microsoft Paint.

Spamton has black hair that is slicked back, appearing similar to a pompadour, an elongated nose, red cheeks, and white skin. Spamton wears black-framed glasses with colored lens. Spamton's right lens is pink, and his left is yellow. However, in his NEO form, he appears rather different. As Spamton NEO, Spamton assumes the form of the machine he inhabits. His head is larger than normal, and his glasses have their colors swapped, with his right lens being yellow, and his left being pink. Instead of his arms being longer than his legs, his arms and legs are now the same length, and both are much longer. Spamton NEO's body is disheveled and fragmented, with a black torso with long white boots. In contrast, the magenta chest piece has a yellow and pink triangle and his arms have magenta bracers. His hands have the ability to turn into phones, along with a cannon.

Spamton NEO's wings have pointed ends and are different colored. One wing has a grey thumb and a purple base accented with lilac and green; the other wing has a teal-green thumb and a magenta base with pink and yellow accents. His torso armor and wings seem to make up the shape of the Delta Rune.

DESCRIPTION OF SPAMTON'S PERSONALITY: Previously, Spamton was once a natural salesman, always willing to cut a deal. While he still bears a shadow of these traits, his deals are now often senseless or violent. He claims that he became a salesman not for the money, but for the freedom to make his own deals. Despite this, he still attempts to scam Kris for money (which he refers to as "Kromer") at every opportunity.

After obtaining his new body, Spamton becomes more mentally unstable and deranged. Spamton NEO drops all amiability towards Kris and attacks them for their SOUL out of a self-serving desire to attain freedom. His mannerisms reflect this change of behavior as he constantly makes erratic speeches about his hopes and dreams. He appears to have a mild fascination with Heaven and angels as indicated by some of his dialogue, although it is unclear what he, a Darkner, exactly believes these to be. On the Weird Route, Spamton NEO is portrayed in a more malicious manner after succeeding in taking over the Cyber World during Noelle's rampage. He constantly excuses himself for his actions and actively desires to remain at top of the pecking order. During their battle, he mocks Kris over their actions and using Noelle to freeze the Cyber World's residents. Despite this, he finds it sickening when Kris tries calling their friends for help after everything they have done throughout the route. In much of his dialogue, he seems desperate and mentally unstable, seemingly projecting himself onto Kris, contradicting himself, and saying things which make little sense. This instability seems to clear up briefly after fighting him in his NEO form, as he wishes the party success with their journey in clean and proper English.

SPAMTON'S SPEECH PATTERN: Spamton's speech patterns are similar to typical obfuscated spam email text, with many words replaced with non sequitur variants in square brackets that could imply incorrectly-applied mail merge variables or hyperlinks, or various voice glitches.

Spamton consistently spells "generosity" as "genorisity", "guarantee" as "guaranttee", "delicious" as "delicis", and "special" as "specil", with an exception for the latter at the end of the Spamton NEO battle after snapping all the wires.

Spamton usually replaces words and parts of his sentences with words and phrases from infomercials, ads, and from other places in the internet, that are surrounded by one or two brackets. They sometimes are just around one word, but sometimes are longer phrases. He will occasionally replace "e"s with "3"s, "s"s with "5"s or "o"s and "O"s with "0"s. Sometimes his speech is censored with "[Hyperlink Blocked]" or random symbols. He is seen to sometimes cut himself off, with a large gap between the last spoken word, and either the next word or the punctuation, similar to Starwalker. He also rarely will start stuttering, and repeat a short phrase multiple times.

Twice in-game, Spamton mentions the made-up word "cungadero", which is potentially a reference to The Simpsons joke, "Canyonero". One of Spamton's lines and the Spamton Q&A imply a "cungadero" is a vehicle; the Fangamer Spamton's SPECIL Fun Pak!!! outright depicts Spamton driving a red car that he calls a "Cungadero". This is further demonstrated by the "Cungadero Crossing" sign given away during the Spamton Sweepstakes. The word may have been a corruption of "Cowabunga-dero", an exclamation used by Tenna. In his NEO form, his speech pattern is mostly the same as his normal counterpart's, but he is in more control of what he says, with the bracketed text usually being one or two words, though he sounds more desperate and insane.

Spamton rarely speaks with entirely normal grammar and capitalization.