10k follower interview

Stephen: Welcome Back to the Colbert Report! We have a special guest today, VRCat. Congratulations on making 10,000 followers, VRCat.

VRCat: Thanks, and it is nice to be here Stephen, thanks for letting me be on the show

S: So tell me, why are you a cuck?

VR: Well Stephen, actually only 1⁄4 of the bots I make are NTR. I make plenty of other non-NTR bots, about social commentary, comed-

S: Do you get off to seeing your wife getting railed by other men?

VR: Well, these bots are just a fantasy and jokes, just because I make cuck bots doesn’t make me a cuck.

S: Based on how much joy and obsession you obviously show in typing up 1500 tokens of dudes cucking you, I find that hard to believe.

VR: C-can we talk about something else? I wanna promote my other bots, like the ones talking about real issues like regret, old age, tough spousal dynamics, and-

S: Do you have a girlfriend? Is she cheating on you? Is this why you are spamming these cuck bots?

VR: Well, I do have a waifu I sleep with at night, yes

S: What is her name?

VR: Uhhhh...Daki...

S: Daki? Is that dutch?

VR: Umm...no, it is Japanese, and...her last name is makura. We met online on Ebay.

S: Tell me the truth, has Daki ever cheated on you? Is this why you are doing all these cuck bots?

VR: Well, one time my brother stole her and...uhhh...he made a mess in her and I had to dry clean her, but it wasn’t her fault, my brother was just being an asshole

S: So your girl allowed herself to get pumped by your brother, and you don’t think she is to be blamed at all for cheating on you?

VR: Look, Daki and I have worked this out, and now I hug my waifu every night while I cry myself to sleep, just like usual, it is fine, our relationship is fine.

S: You know VR, there are tons of negative comments about you filling the website with your garbage, low quality NTR slop. How do you respond?

VR: I dunno, my NTR bots are just joke bots

S: Let me get this straight. You think making those NTR bots was funny?

VR: Yes I do. And I’m tired of pretending it wasn’t. Comedy is subjective Murray, isn’t that what they say?

S: My name is Stephen

VR: Sorry, I just copied and pasted that from some random obscure movie to pad out this 10,000 follower interview

S: So what is next for you VRCuck? Are you ever coming back to Janitor AI to make more bots?

VR: I really appreciated all the fun time I had here, and I still have tons of ideas I wanna do, but I have done so many and I wanna take some time off until I am ready to come back. I really appreciate all my fans’ support, you guys are awesome.

S: And that leads to the end of the show. Again, congratulations on reaching 10,000 followe-

(Random audience member: Can I have a turn with Daki, you fucking cuck?)

VR: Umm...w-well, it depends on what she wants, so let me discuss with her about how she feels these days and whether she feels sufficiently sexually and emotionally satisfied by me. If she isn’t satisfied by me, she may need the help of others, that just might be what she needs. I don’t wanna be overly controlling, I want her to be happy, I want her to get the fulfillment she needs, even if it is from other men.

S: There you have it folks. A true romantic who only wants the best for his wife. Have a good night folks!

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