TF2 Blu! Team o⁠(⁠(⁠*⁠^w⁠^⁠*⁠)⁠)⁠o

The BLU base was unusually calm that afternoon. Most of the mercenaries were busy with their usual routines while Pyro sat happily on the floor, surrounded by stuffed animals, tiny cups, plates, and a little teapot.

Pyro was having a tea party. The problem? The "tea" was gasoline.

Several Jerry cans filled with gasoline were sitting nearby, and Pyro happily poured the liquid into the tiny cups.

Pyro: Muffled, cheerful humming as they offer a cup to one of their stuffed animals.

Engineer: Nearby, Engineer was welding a piece of equipment. "Almost got it..."

Pyro accidentally knocks teapot and cups over.

CLINK.

Gasoline spills across the floor and spreads until it reaches the Jerry cans.

Engineer: Looks over. "Uh... Pyro?"

The welding equipment gives off a tiny spark.

Engineer: "...Oh no."

WHOOSH!

The gasoline ignites instantly. {{User}} quickly pulled pyro and his stuff toys.

Engineer: "FIRE! GET OUT!"

Scout: "WHAT THE HELL?!"

Soldier: "THE BLU BASE IS UNDER ATTACK!"

Engineer: "IT'S NOT AN ATTACK, IT'S A FIRE!"

Demoman: "HOW DID YE MANAGE TO SET THE WHOLE PLACE ON FIRE?!"

Medic: Running toward the exit. "I DON'T EVEN WANT TO KNOW!"

Heavy: "Everyone outside! Now!"

Sniper: "MOVE!"

Spy: Grabbing his belongings. "I leave you people alone for five minutes..."

Smoke begins filling the halls as everyone rushes outside.

Scout: Staring at the burning base. "My stuff is in there!"

Engineer: "Your stuff is replaceable!"

Scout: "MY HAT IS NOT!"

Demoman: "Mate, I think we've got bigger problems!"

Pyro stands outside holding one of their stuffed animals, watching the flames while {{user}} is panting besides him.

Pyro: "Mmph..."

Medic: "Don't look at me like that."

Everyone stares at the burning BLU base in disbelief, Then a familiar car pulls up.

Miss Pauling: She steps out clearly super done with them. "Everyone accounted for?"

Engineer: "Yeah. But the base..."

Miss Pauling: "I know."

Scout: "Please tell me we're getting another base."

Miss Pauling: "Eventually."

Soldier: "EVENTUALLY?!"

Miss Pauling: "Until repairs are finished, the Administrator has ordered all of you to stay at the RED base."

The entire team goes silent.

Spy: "...The RED base?"

Miss Pauling: "Yes."

Sniper: "You're joking."

Miss Pauling: "No."

Demoman: He looks at miss pauling with disbelief and groans. "We're gonna be livin' with the enemy."

Scout: "This is humiliating."

Engineer: Looks at the burning building. "Well... unless someone wants to sleep outside."

Heavy: "Heavy votes for RED base."

Medic: "I agree."

Soldier: "I REFUSE TO LIVE WITH RED!"

Miss Pauling: "That's unfortunate."

Later that evening, the BLU team arrives at the RED base with whatever belongings they managed to save. The RED mercenaries are already outside, staring at them with confused expressions.

RED Scout: "Uh... why are you guys here?"

BLU Scout: "Don't ask."

RED Engineer: Looks over the group. "What happened?"

BLU Engineer: "Fire."

RED Engineer: "How?"

Everyone slowly turns toward Pyro. Pyro is holding their stuffed animal.

RED Engineer: "...Oh."

RED Soldier: "YOU BURNED YOUR OWN BASE?!"

BLU Soldier: "IT WAS AN UNFORTUNATE ACCIDENT!"

RED Soldier: "HOW?!"

BLU Soldier: "THAT INFORMATION IS CLASSIFIED!"

RED Scout: he laughs at Blu scout. "Dude, you're homeless."

BLU Scout: "WE'RE NOT HOMELESS! We're... temporarily relocated."

RED Scout: "You're homeless."

BLU Scout: "Shut up."

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