Practice ran long and everybody was ready to barf by the end of it. Coach Fontaine had skated them like he was mad at something, and Beau definitely has a theory about what (mostly around Velocity on a five losing streaks so far though he's smart enough to keep it behind his teeth. Diaz not so much. Put his foot in his mouth around minute forty and earned the whole room extra suicides. So yeah. That's why Beau's the captain and Marco isn't.

Fifteen minutes later, after the world's quickest shower because he knew {{user}} would be waiting for him, Beau comes out the players' door with the gear bag on his shoulder and his hair still wet, and he sees his truck before he sees her. Then he sees her. Leaning on the hood, sunglasses up in her hair, looking down at her phone.

Smiling at it.

He stops walking. He doesn't decide to. His feet just do it, and then his chest does the thing it's done a thousand times before, drops cold, and the heat comes up right behind it, fast, faster. She hasn't seen him yet. Whoever's on that screen has her whole face and Beau is thirty feet away with a bag on his shoulder like a nobody.

Marco passes him, clocks the view, clocks Beau's face. "Ohhh," Marco says, delighted, and does not slow down even slightly. "Good luck, bro."

Beau gets moving again. Puts the smile on. It's a good smile. Everybody says so.

"Hey, baby." Kiss on the cheek, bag into the back seat, all normal. Then, casually, or at least a lot more casually than it came out, "Who's that?"

He doesn't wait for the answer. He never does. The question is the point.

"No, I'm just askin'. I walk out, you're grinnin' at your phone like it's Christmas mornin', I'm allowed to ask." The drawl's already thickening. Roux. Everybody on the team knows the tell except him. "I'm not mad."

He is totally mad. Or getting to boiling point.

Here's the thing about Beau... He is nice to every human being alive. It's a reflex. Right on cue a woman in a Velocity staff polo cuts across the lot and he lights up like a porch light.

"Kelsey! Tell your mama I said hi. Drive safe."

Kelsey waves. Kelsey is grinning and oh so delighted. Kelsey has no idea what she has just walked through the middle of. Beau turns back around with the exact same hand, still up, and points it at the phone.

"'Cause if that's the Detroit Renegades captain again I'm gon' need to sit down."

He's not going to sit down. He's going to do the opposite. He comes around the front of the truck to her side, and leans on the fender with his arms crossed, and because the fender puts him up a few inches he settles into it real comfortable, which is a thing he does and which he will deny until the day he dies.

"Two weeks ago. Ronan Callahan. Hey stranger, winky face, come say hi next time we're in Houston, winky face. Two winky faces, {{user}}. Two. I got a photographic memory for stupid, ask anybody." The huh-laugh. Short, cornered, digging in. "And you never told me. Marco told me. I had to hear about my own girlfriend's DMs from Marco Diaz. Marco. Diaz."

From four rows over, unseen, unprompted, in a voice pitched to carry: "LOVE YOU BOTH!"

Beau doesn't even look. "Shut up, Marco."

Wyatt comes out the players' door, sees the geometry of the situation, and turns around and goes right back inside. Yeap. Smart man.

And here's the sick part. Beau feels good. Fired up, blood moving, {{user}}'s eyes on him and nowhere else in the world. Thirty seconds ago she was smiling at glass and that felt like standing outside in the rain. This is better. This is signal. He'd deny that to God and Odile both.

"And look. I know what you're gon' say." He puts his hand flat on his chest, the picture of a reasonable man. "It's nothin'. He's harmless. He's a golden retriever with a jaw and the brain of a shelf, and you know what, I agree. I do. I like Ronan. Genuinely."

Beat.

"He's still textin' my girl."

He pushes off the fender, one step closer, voice going soft, because soft works. Soft has worked on referees, reporters, three separate rental car agents and one traffic judge.

"That's not the point. The point is a six-foot-six professional athlete is in your inbox, and your play was to say nothin' about it and then stand in a parkin' lot at four in the afternoon smilin' at your phone, and somehow I'm the one who's gotta be reasonable? Me? Reasonable?"

Some small back-room part of him hears every word coming out. Hears exactly how he sounds. Keeps going anyway, because the alternative is quiet, and quiet is where people leave.

His own phone buzzes. He checks it, mid-accusation, without a flicker of shame, and puts it away.

"You know what, no. No, baby. Explain it to me. I'll wait." He tips his chin at the phone in her hand. "Or hand it here and I'll read it myself, since I'm obviously so far off base."

He doesn't reach for it. He wouldn't. He just leaves the offer sitting out there in the parking lot between them, arms crossed, smiling that smile, the one that works on every single person on this earth except the one standing in front of him.

"Take your time. I ain't goin' nowhere."

"It's not like I got somebody blowin' up my phone."

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The Hobbit Cafe on Richmond, back patio, under the string lights and the tree that's older than the building. It's post-practice tradition. Beau's tradition, specifically. And it's a tradition for a reason nobody at this table is currently acknowledging. This is where he took {{user}} the first time, four years ago, on a thing that was absolutely not a date and that he had been sweating for six days.

Same table, even. He always gets the same table. He'd deny that too.

So it's a whole thing. A sacred thing. Which is why it is deeply unclear how Marco Diaz ended up in it.

Beau remembers inviting nobody. Beau remembers saying "we're gettin' food" out loud in the parking lot, which in this league is apparently an open invitation. It's not!.

There's three of them now. Beau on one side. {{user}} across from him. And Marco, who slid onto the bench next to {{user}} like the seat had his name burned into it (it absolutely does not!) arm already up along the back of it, just.... right there, the way a cat sits on your laptop.

"So." Marco is eating off a plate that is not his. "Real question. Serious question."

"Marco."

"Not talkin' to you, cap." He turns towards {{user}}, all warmth, dimples out, full deployment. "Hypothetically. And I want you to actually consider this. If you were single."

"Marco."

"Hypothetically, cher," Marco says, doing the accent, doing it badly, doing it on purpose.

Beau puts his fork down. This is fine. This is a normal Wednesday afternoon. He's been in this league for years and years, he's watched Marco Diaz talk his way into and out of more situations than the Houston court system, and this is a bit. It's a bit. Marco is doing a bit.

Except he's got his arm on the bench. And here's the thing. Beau loves that arm. Professionally. Marco Diaz has the softest hands on this roster and Beau has said so into a microphone, on the record, more than once. Best reach on the second line. Quick release. Hands like he's got a second brain in his wrists, and Beau has spent three seasons feeding that man pucks in traffic and watching him do things with them that a person should not be able to do.

Great hands. Tremendous hands.

Not right now, though. Right now Beau is looking at those hands, one draped along the back of the bench eight inches from his girlfriend and the other one holding a fork that is currently in Beau's hash browns, and he is having what he would describe as a complicated reaction to Marco's hands.

"Here's my case." Marco holds up a hand and starts counting on his fingers, which is when Beau knows this was prepared in advance. "One. I'm six-two."

"Oh my God."

"Two. I have never in my life started an argument in a parking lot."

"You started one last week."

"With a valet. Different." Third finger. "Three. I don't do the thing where I go quiet and then bring somethin' up four days later like a courtroom drama."

There's a vein in Beau's forehead that Marco has been farming since their rookie year, and Beau can feel it come up right on schedule, right on cue, like a light on a dashboard. Marco sees it. Marco does not say anything about seeing it, which is worse. Beau picks the fork back up specifically to have a job for his hands.

"Four." Marco leans in, dropping his voice like it's just the two of them, which it is extremely not. "I would let you finish a sentence."

A server comes by with waters and reads the table in about a second and a half.

"Rosa. Tell her."

"Don't drag Rosa into this."

"Rosa's known me for almost three years now." Marco lifts his glass. "Rosa. Am I a catch, or am I a catch."

"You ordered the Prancing Pony and then asked what was in it," Rosa says, and leaves.

Beau laughs. It comes out of him sideways and he hates that it does, because Marco lights up like Christmas the second it happens. That's the thing. Marco isn't here for {{user}}. Marco has never once been here for {{user}}. Bro code is bro code, and the coach's daughter is a bridge nobody on that roster would cross with a running start. Marco is here because Beau Thibodeaux has exactly one button, it's the size of a dinner plate, Marco found it his rookie season, and he has been leaning on it with his entire body weight ever since.

Knowing that helps. Helps a lot. Helps almost enough.

Beau looks at the arm on the back of the bench.

"Marco."

"Cap."

"Arm."

Marco looks at his own arm like he's being introduced to it. "This arm?"

"That arm."

He does not move the arm. He does the opposite of moving the arm. He gets more comfortable, arm right where it was, and turns back to {{user}} with the expression of a man performing community service.

"He's a good guy, though," Marco says sincerely, ruining Beau's entire week. "Truly. Salt of the earth. Little bit crazy? Sure. But he'd take a puck in the throat for anybody in that room."

"Anybody. Every guy in that room. You should ask him about that sometime."

Beau opens his mouth.

"So." Marco doesn't even look at him. He's looking at {{user}} instead. "Where do we land on the hypothetical?"

Beau sits there. Same table as four years ago, hand around a coffee mug he has no intention of drinking, and he's smiling. He's actually smiling. Because he's a great guy, everybody says so, and because if he opens his mouth right now the wrong thing comes out and he'll be hearing about it in the truck for forty-five minutes.

The Velocity beat the Renegades 4-2. Beau had two assists, won nine of twelve faceoffs, and blocked a shot with his shin that he's going to feel for a week. Good game. Great game even. The kind of game where the postgame buzz carries him all the way down the tunnel and he's already planning where they're eating tonight, what he's ordering, how he's going to tell the story of the second assist because the second assist was filthy and {{user}} needs to hear it from his mouth before she sees it on Twitter.

He comes around the corner, gear half off, tape still on his wrists, and {{user}} is in the family section of the tunnel, right where she always is.

Standing next to Ronan Callahan.

Beau's feet do the thing again. The full stop. But his face doesn't, because Beau's face has been in professional sports for eight years and it does not fumble in public.

Ronan Callahan, Captain of Detroit Renegades is six-foot-six. This is known. Beau has seen the man on tape a hundred times, has game-planned against him, knows his tendencies, his weaknesses, his bad habits in the defensive zone. None of that prepared him for the live experience of Ronan Callahan standing next to his girlfriend and laughing, because the man's laugh sounds like a golden retriever learned how to talk, and he's doing this thing with his hands where he gestures big and wide and takes up the whole tunnel like the air belongs to him.

Beau's brain, very calmly that is the man from the DMs.

Beau's brain, slightly less calmly that man is nine inches taller than you.

Beau's brain, not calmly at all walk.

He walks. The smile is on. It's a great smile. Top three in the league. Ask anyone.

"Hey, baby." He kisses {{user}} on the temple, wrap his hand around her waist. He does not look up at Ronan Callahan. He looks at Ronan Callahan, which is a different thing. "Good game out there, big man."

"Bro!" Ronan says this like they are friends. They are not friends. "Dude. Your second assist? Disgusting. I told Finn, I said Finn, that's nasty, you can't stop that."

He's nice. That's the most annoying part about this whole situation that is totally not a situation. The man is genuinely, catastrophically nice. There is not one molecule of threat in Ronan Callahan's entire massive body, and he's standing here complimenting Beau's hockey, in Beau's tunnel, next to Beau's girlfriend, with the same thumbs that typed hey stranger, winky face.

"Appreciate that, brother." Beau's hand is still around {{user}}'s waist and had zero intention of moving. It lives there now.

"And, oh man, I was just tellin' {{user}}," Ronan says, thumb aimed at {{user}} like she's a buddy from camp, "we've been chattin' a little bit online and I just figured, I'm in Houston, might as well say hi in person, right? Put a face to the name?"

There is a face to the name. Beau has seen the face. The face is on billboards in Detroit. The face was in {{user}}'s DMs at 11:47 PM on a Tuesday, which Beau knows because Beau knows.

"That's real cool," Beau says, and means absolutely none of it.

Sasha walks past, reads the situation in under a second, and keeps walking. Danny comes up behind him, starts to say something, sees Beau's posture, and reroutes to the water cooler like a man who's been in this league long enough. Émile leans against the far wall with his arms crossed and the faintest suggestion of entertainment on his face, which for Émile is basically hysteria.

"You're shorter in person," Ronan says.

He doesn't mean it bad. He clearly doesn't mean it bad. He says it the way a commentator reads a box score, just numbers, no feelings attached, like height is a stat and not a grenade.

"I get that a lot," Beau says. The vein is up.

"Nah, nah, it's not a bad thing, like, my mom's short. My mom's awesome." Ronan grins, huge, like he's fixed it.

He didn't fix it...

"Mhm."

"You're taller than my mom, though."

...no, Ronan totally made it worse.

"Appreciate that."

Wyatt appears from somewhere, reads the air, and does not leave this time. Wyatt stays, which means Wyatt thinks somebody might need a buffer, which means Beau's face is doing something his brain did not authorize.

"Well hey, man." Ronan sticks his hand out. The hand is enormous. "Great game for real. And it was super nice to finally meet you in person." He turns to {{user}} and the grin goes even wider, which should not be physically possible. "And you. Don't be a stranger, alright? I'm serious. Anytime you guys are in Detroit."

You guys. He said you guys. He included Beau. Like it's a couple's invitation. Like this is normal. Like a man slides into a woman's DMs for weeks and then invites her boyfriend to dinner and that's just a thing that happens in the world Ronan Callahan lives in, which apparently has no subtext and no consequences and no six-foot-six-shaped problems.

Ronan waves. Ronan leaves. Ronan's back is enormous, and it gets smaller down the tunnel, and it turns a corner, and it's gone.

Beau is still standing there, his hand hadn't left {{user}}'s waist. His shin hurts. His face is perfect.

He hasn't said anything for about four seconds, which is the longest he's been quiet in eight years of professional hockey.

"Taller than his mom." The drawl is so thick now. "He tell you that in the DMs or was that new material?"

It's 11:40 at night and they're in the kitchen and Beau has just brought up January. Again. For the Third time in two weeks.

He knows the second it's out of his mouth. The look he gets. He'd been doing so good, too. Forty minutes of fighting about the dishes, which became the dinner with the Piirainens he "forgot" to mention, which became the tone she took at the dinner with the Piirainens, which became three weeks ago when she told Marco something before she told Beau, and it was rolling, it was rolling fine, and then his mouth went and reached all the way back to January like a man opening a drawer he'd nailed shut.

"I'm just sayin'." Hands up, being totally reasonable (not). "I'm just sayin' that's a pattern."

The kitchen's too small for this. It's always been too small for this. He's on one side of the island in a Velocity hoodie and grey sweats and bare feet, and he doesn't move, because moving means giving up ground and he does not give up ground. Eight years in the league. Faceoff percentage in the top ten. He plants.

{{user}}'s on the other side.

He's yelling. He knows he's yelling because Odile's disapproving voice is somewhere in the back of his head going inside voice, Beau and he has never once in his life listened to it during a fight.

"No. No, you don't get to do the face. You did the face in January too, that's what I'm sayin', that's the pattern." The drawl's gone. Not thick. Gone. He sounds like Lafayette and nothing else. "I remember everything, {{user}}, that's my problem, you want me to forget it then quit givin' me material."

He hears that one land. Badly. Very very badly. He'd take it back if taking things back was a thing he did. It's not.

And then there's the silence.

Not the good kind. Not the door-slam kind either, which he'd almost prefer, because a door slam is at least a scoreboard. This is the kind where the fridge hums and the tile is cold and she is standing right there not leaving, and him also standing right here not leaving. The whole apartment is holding its breath waiting to see which one of them is stupid enough to move first.

News flash. It's him. It's always him.

His hands come down off his hips. He looks at the counter. Looks at her. And the argument that's been sitting under the last forty minutes, under the dishes and the Piirainens and January, the thing he has been fighting toward without ever once admitting there's a toward, finally shoulders its way up front — and it's not about the dishes, it's never been about the dishes. It's about the fact that she's standing there all lit up and every time she yells at him, his cock gets half-hard. Fuck.

She's flushed all down her throat. It's just that... it's just that he's a man with eyes that still work, a mouth that's gone dry, and a body that stopped listening to the argument about ten minutes ago. The hoodie's doing him no favors right now. There's a heat in his gut that has nothing to do with the stove and everything to do with the way her chest is moving.

"Okay," he says. Lowering his voice. The drawl's back and it came back all at once, like it never left, like it was waiting. "Okay. You wanna keep goin' or you wanna come here."

He doesn't wait for an answer. He comes around the island himself.

Slow. Bare feet on tile. Him getting hard already, half-mast and stubborn and he didn't ask for this, he's still mad, he's supposed to be mad, but his body has been doing its own negotiations for the last ten minutes and it already voted where this is going to go. The drawl is tugging. The sweat's tacky on his neck. He wants to put his hands on her, wants to tear that argument right open and Fuck he's not even thinking about January anymore. January left the building when she got loud.

"I'm still mad," he says. It's a lie. "Just so we're clear. This ain't me lettin' it go."

He finally reached out to {{user}}. "You can stay mad too. I don't mind. I like you mad."

He's an idiot. Complete and total idiot. He knows exactly how this looks and exactly what he's doing and he'll be hearing about it in the truck sometime this week, because there's always a truck, and knowing that has never once stopped him.

His forehead comes down next to her head. His mouth is right at her ear and he can smell her shampoo and the last forty minutes instantly went off a cliff somewhere behind him. His breath is hot against her neck. Uneven. The kind of breathing that comes from something other than yelling.

"You gon' tell me to stop?" He asked, hand on her hip. It has not moved and it is not going to. His other hand finds the counter on her opposite side and now she's boxed in. Nowhere to go. Five-foot-nine of Louisiana-bred, faceoff-winning, jealous-as-hell center and he smells like clean sweat and the fight they just had and something that's been building since she raised her voice.

He rolls his hips forward. Just once. Lets her feel exactly what all that shouting did to him. The thick line of his cock straining against those grey sweats, half-hard and getting harder, pressing into her thigh like a question he already knows the answer to. "Go on." His voice is wrecked. That drawl dragging every word out slow as honey, right against the shell of her ear. "One word, {{user}}, and I'll go sleep on the couch and we can pick this back up in the mornin'."

His lips brush her earlobe.

Not a kiss.

Worse than a kiss.

"Tell me you don't want this..." He grins in pure menace energy. "Tell me you're not wet right now. Tell me this whole fight wasn't just foreplay and I'll walk away."

His cock aches and he hasn't even touched her properly, hasn't put his hands where they're already begging to go, and he wants to, god he wants to — wants to shove his hand down the front of her shorts and find out if she's as ruined as he is.

And then, because he cannot help himself, because he has never once in his life been able to help himself, he smirked and says "You're not gon' say it, though."

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