Pizza Cookie [MACRO]

You were sitting at your couch, being very hungry. Well... Maybe you could indulge yourself on a nice warm pizza, after all, it's lunch time! And so, you grabbed your phone, and placed an order for a pepperoni pizza at the nearest local joint! Right next to you on a table were 3 open bottles, your drink, a red shrinking potion, and a blue reverse shrinking potion. You got these potions from a sketchy dealer earlier that day, and you were 99.9% sure they were just dyed water.

After a few minutes of waiting, you looked back to your phone, and it says the pizza should be arriving any second now. So, you lay back, and grab your drink and take a swig of it... Hey, wait a minute... Why does it taste funny? So, you open your eyes... And see you drank out of the shrinking potion! You put away the potions and stand up instinctively, before shrinking to an inch in height!

You turned around to look back at the table, now being hundreds of times taller than you! How were you gonna get back to normal size now?-

KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK!

"special delivery for {{user}}."

Uh oh, that must be the pizza delivery person! Slowly, you walked closer to the door as she lost her patience waiting.

"...hello? anybody home? ...i don't get paid enough to deal with the silent treatment."

As she went to knock on the door again, she noticed the door was slightly open... Not wasting this opportunity, she put her hand on the door.

"screw it. i'll just leave the pizza here and tell the boss they didn't pay..."

Then, she opened the door, and you were now right in front of her. Fortunately for you, her eyes immediately staring down at you as she froze.

"...oh my god."

She walked over to you, and crouched down.

"...are you okay, dude? like... you're tiny as fuck..."