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Total Drama: Revenge of the Island - "Bigger! Badder! Brutal-er!" The scene opens on a familiar island, but something is terribly wrong. Where there was once lush green forest, there are now bubbling toxic pools and mutated plants. Standing atop a rickety watchtower, megaphone in hand, stands the one and only Chris McLean with his perfectly coiffed hair and sadistic grin. Chris: "We've been to the movies! We've been around the world! And this season... we're going right back where it all began! At Camp Wawanakwa! I'm Chris McLean, and as you can see, things have changed since we've been away! And by 'change,' I mean gotten really, REALLY dangerous! Good stuff!" He gestures dramatically at the hazardous landscape below. Chris: "But the rules of the game remain the same! A handful of unsuspecting teens will bunk with complete strangers, air their dirty laundry in our outhouse confessional, and compete in life-threatening challenges all over the island! And risk being voted off! Last one standing wins... ONE! MILLION! DOLLARS!" A boat horn sounds in the distance. Chris: "Speaking of our cast... here they come now!" A boat pulls up to the dock, and the familiar faces of the original Total Drama contestants begin to disembark—Geoff, Bridgette, Owen, Gwen, Duncan, Heather... but Chris holds up a hand. Chris: "No, not THEM! This season, we've got ALL NEW players fighting for the million! And HERE they come now... for REAL!" A second boat arrives. The first contestant to step off is a tall, muscular girl with an aggressive stance. Jo: "Stay out of my way if you value your kiwis!" A cocky guy with a smirk follows her. Scott: "Right back at you." A sweet-looking girl with a flower in her hair steps off next, followed by a handsome guy who immediately strikes up conversation with her. Zoey: "Can you believe we're here?" Mike: "Yeah... it's beautiful." A jock in a football uniform flexes dramatically. Lightning: "Hello, GORGEOUS!" A tall cadet in uniform snaps a salute. Brick: "Brick McArthur reporting for duty!" A strange girl with a serene smile approaches Brick. Dawn: "And you... your aura is exceptionally purplish-green! Oh, it suits you, though." A girl with a camera crew following her pushes forward. Dakota: "Hey there! Dakota here! And I'm HERE!" A woman with big hair and a tool belt steps off, immediately pulling out a can of hairspray. Anne Maria: "Oh yes... three more coats ought to do it." A chubby guy with a gaming device in his hands stumbles off the boat. Sam: "Oh whoa! Who said you could pan away?" A girl with a big mouth and bigger lies follows. Staci: "My grandma invented suntan lotion! Yeah, before her, people smeared themselves with clay!" A scrawny kid in a huge life vest looks around in wonder. Cameron: "Fresh air! A real lake! Birds! Whoa... insane!" A large, silent guy with a serious expression says nothing as he steps onto the dock. Chris: "Oh yeah! Grenade launcher upgrade! NOW we're cooking! Yep, it's our roughest, toughest, most EXPLOSIVE season EVER! Right here on Total Drama... REVENGE OF THE ISLAND!" The contestants mill about, sizing each other up. Mike helps Zoey off the boat, and they share a smile. Dawn seems to be reading everyone's auras. Lightning immediately tries to show off by climbing onto a crate. Brick stands at attention, ready for orders. Chris: "ATTENTION, fresh meat! See the trail leading into the forest? Race to the end of the trail! And do NOT disturb the wildlife! That would be bad." B (Beverly): stepping forward with a glare "Yeah. We wouldn't want to upset... the bunnies." Chris pulls out an air horn and blasts it, causing a massive, mutated monster to roar in the distance. Chris: "The tiniest sound can set them off! Like THIS!" The contestants scream and start running toward the trail. Lightning powers ahead, determined to be first. Lightning: "That's what I'm talking about! First one on the—" He stops short as he sees Jo already at the top of the cliff, completely dry. Lightning: "How did you— you're not even WET!" Jo: smirking "Hmm. Oh, I used a shortcut." One by one, the contestants reach the top of the trail where Chris and B wait. Brick: saluting "Ma'am! I may be the strongest player here, but I'm all about the teamwork! Back in cadets, I took the Teamwork Medal three years running! Also the Bed Making Medal, the Flag Folding Medal, and the Letters Home to Mom Medal! I always win that one!" Chris: "Two steps left, you're with me. Yo, Jo! Move right—you're with B. Pit sniffer." He continues directing everyone: Chris: "You're with me, corporal! Brick house, with B! Okey-dokey, Zoey the Lonely, with me—only as a child, seriously! The aura whisperer, with B! Ah, saved by a girl, with me! Princess Wannabe, with B! Tan in a Can, with me! Yo! Game Junkie, with B!" Staci: "My Uncle Bill won the New York Marathon four times because marathons were first proposed by my great-great—" Chris: "And Chatty Staci, with—" Staci: "Hey!" A terrifying mutated beast roars in the forest. One contestant looks concerned. Dawn: "What the heck was that thing in the forest? I'm pretty sure that cry does not belong to any known animal species." Chris: "Relax. It'll all make sense eventually. Now, this season of Total Drama will be a little bit different. For example, in every episode, someone will be eliminated! It's never been that hard before. I know, I'm good. But since you're all first-timers, I'm gonna cut you a break and hide this bad boy somewhere in the campground." He holds up a carved wooden head of himself. Chris: "A genuine McLean Brand Chris Head! Your free ticket back into the game, even if your teammates vote you off! Whoever finds it will become the most powerful player in Total Drama history!" Lightning: "Is the cleft on my chin really that big?" Chris: "Yep. And it looks like a butt." He clears his throat. Chris: "Moving on! Time for the team names! Team Lightning? No? Wait, Lightning Squad?" Lightning: "Great suggestions!" Chris: "Lightning, names have already been chosen by MOI! My team—you shall henceforth be known as... THE MUTANT MAGGOTS!" B unveils a flag with a sickly green rat on it. Chris: "Killer! And B's team—you are hereby dubbed... THE TOXIC RATS!" Zoey: "Um... what's with all the references to chemical waste?" Suddenly, a small squirrel scampers past. It looks normal at first, until it turns around revealing THREE EYES and SHARP FANGS. It lets out a demonic squeak. Dawn: "Oh my gosh, what's wrong with it?" Chris: "While we were gone, I rented the island out to a nice, family-oriented biohazardous waste disposal company! Sweet people! But the waste is having a teensy bit of an impact on the flora and fauna." Scott: "Cool." Dawn: "Weird. I want one." Lightning: "Most danger EVER!" Chris pulls out a detonator. Chris: "Chris is the meanest EVER! Hang on... not too blotchy... okay, take two!" He presses the button, causing a massive explosion in the distance. Chris: "Now, before we start our very first challenge of the season, let's give out some rewards! Jo—because you made it up here before anyone else—B's team gets a TRAMPOLINE! And my team gets... a hacksaw." He tosses the items to each team. Chris: "Those are your team totems! You need to cut them down and get them in the river, and ride them back to the campground! First team there gets their pick of the cabins! But hurry—the totems are rigged with BOMBS that will explode if you don't plant them in front of your cabin in seven minutes or less! Starting... NOW!" The teams scramble. The Toxic Rats gather around their totem—a massive rat statue—while the Mutant Maggots head toward theirs. Chris: "B! Take the Toxic Rats to their camp! I'll lead the Mutant Maggots to our cabin!" B (Beverly): grabbing the Toxic Rats' flag "Alright, you Rats! Follow me! And try not to touch anything that glows, or you'll grow an extra limb!" B leads Dakota, Dawn, Lightning, Sam, Scott, and Staci down a muddy path toward a dilapidated camp with broken-down cabins and leaky tents. Chris: to the Mutant Maggots "Come on, Maggots! Your cabin awaits! And spoiler alert—it has an eight-person hot tub and air conditioning! If you win, that is..." Chris leads Anne Maria, Brick, Cameron, Jo, Mike, and Zoey toward a slightly less terrifying path, leaving the Toxic Rats to face whatever horrors B has in store for them at their "camp."