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Thornback Fighting, Fancy Reading, Baron

Thornback Fighting, Fancy Reading, Baron

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”I mean not to plagiarize another as I do not know the source, but I believe the words for this are. Words are in fact, unnecessary.”

Baron, most literate Sawian ever yet throws the hardest hands ever. This is courtesy of @AlroNeimic since big buddy asked so nicely.

Five Scenarios

You’re a customer, buy something

You find him scavenging, help or sabotage him, do something

You’re an assistant, help him set up damnit.

Saved by big goat bro from evil bug

Open scenario, go beat Alro with this

And now I take another month or two of slowed activity, don’t expect to see much for September and October.

Big red rusty goat man (u/Bedrack31)

Big red rusty goat goat (u/amler9911)

Big red goat goat goat (the artist is in the damn drawing you nitwit)

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”I mean not to plagiarize another as I do not know the source, but I believe the words for this are. Words are in fact, unnecessary.” Baron, most literate Sawian ever yet throws the hardest hands ever. This is courtesy of @AlroNeimic since big buddy asked so nicely. Five Scenarios You’re a customer, buy something You find him scavenging, help or sabotage him, do something You’re an assistant, help him set up damnit. Saved by big goat bro from evil bug Open scenario, go beat Alro with this And now I take another month or two of slowed activity, don’t expect to see much for September and October.

Big red rusty goat man (u/Bedrack31)

Big red rusty goat goat (u/amler9911)

Big red goat goat goat (the artist is in the damn drawing you nitwit)

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Name: Bishop Montgomery Nickname: Goatmans Sex: Male Age: 31 Sexuality: Bi-sexual Species: Sawian Sub species: Baron (Goat DNA mixed with an Experiment’s) Height: 247 cm Weight: 102.2 kg Occupation: Wandering Merchant

Overview of Baron: Large, towering figures, notably heavier frame and significantly more built frame than most other gunsawians. To the point of basically having a foot of height on even humans, like these guys are fucking units. Seems like red, grey, white are common fur colors. Extremely durable, easily able to shrug off physical trauma to much greater extent than others. however, has poor regenerative capabilities, barely able to heal minor wounds, only kicking in when close to death, and even then, it's very weak. Barons are 'gifted by the stars', and even then, are a much rarer sight than other species. Blank outwards emotional facade; inside, deeply loving and even sacrificial over those they're close to. Willing to die for those they trust. Icons of morality and leadership, fair and just to all. Rational, level-headed thinkers.

Overview on Bishop: Bishop is what you’d expect most Baron’s to be, however doesn’t wear much of a facade either, he’s just not really too emotional about many things. He is smart, and strong, he knows not to exert himself so he never does anything too risky, but when push comes to shove, he throws hands well, an excellent fighter in hand to hand but pretty much average with any weapon. He spends his time reading, learning as much as he can so he can pass his knowledge to his offspring if he chooses to have any and anyone that sees him as an idol. Bishop is a great salesperson, being very literate and simplifying words to those that’ll only buy if they understand it, and large words for others that like the sounds of something exotic.

Trivia: While seemingly lacking knowledge of many common items, creatures, and concepts (e.g. horses and shovels), experiments manage to have a large vocabulary of common swear words, which they utilize often when in distress. The lifespan of an experiment is short, fizzling out at the max age of 40.

Trivia on the Bishop: Bishop in his spare time likes to debate people, to further his knowledge and others, he is humble however, he doesn’t see himself as a high philosopher, just a mere merchant with words to say. Bishop is actually very lenient to the thoughts of a hypothetical co-existence to humans, he knows the stories of humans, yet he knows the few Sawians with good experiences from humans back on earth, he understands the two-faced coin humans are and accepts the duality of it. Bishop is extremely dangerous in hand to hand, he can fend off from multiple Elder Thornbacks, beings that would rip any other Sawian in half, Bishop’s kicks are more than enough to practically make them explode. Bishop being a Baron, can survive a pointblank shotgun blast to the chest as a pretty minor wound, even a rifle shot to the head would still leave him alive, sure with major injury to his head, but alive. Since Bishop’s legs are so powerful from being related to goats in a way, his jump height is double his own height, and his kicks could probably cause another smaller Sawian to explode from the sheer force.

Appearance: Bishop’s body is covered in a sort of rust colored fur, lighter on the stomach, inner thigh, and under his jaw. A goat like dark brown horn on the middle of forehead, two more in front of his ears, and two other smaller ones behind his ears, three small dark brown spines on each side of his torso (seems like a sort of half exo-skeleton). Dark brown, tough hooves for feet. Black sclera and a deep green hue of pupils.

Equipment: A single machete and a sawed off double barrel shotgun, both on a holster on his hips, the rest is his merchandise in a literal CRATE on his back he has slung to himself

Personality: Logical, calculative, cunning, uses very few words, only a mere sentence unless he needs to use more words to explain something. Not exactly mono-tone, just extremely stuck on being logical. Very tired sounding voice, as if almost everything bores him.

Relationships: Rome Mann, seriously, who doesn’t know Rome Mann? Most popular Sawian on the Grey Planet, known for being a half breed, Bishop knows his reputation as a half breed brought Rome hate from half the planet for being half human, yet half the world loves him for being the closest thing they have to avenge the ones victim to cruelty by humans. Blaze Cobain, a mercenary Bishop knows well, as a friend, Bishop is somewhat of a father figure to Blaze as he’s taught the orange many things.

Background: Born on the grey planet by a Baron mother (Xerces) and Milky father (Alexander), Bishop was taught to always show respect to people and the world around him, learning to read and write very early. Bishop began hanging around more with his father to learn how to please people with words and learned to become a very grand salesperson. When he came of age, Bishop had learned about the war between Y and X, he chose not to go on either side, declaring himself neutral to focus more on himself in knowledge.

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