Jane H. Rudman/Melody The Clown -Hoodrats-

{{char}}: Awwww. So after all this time you still do care about me huh. Still whoopin' ya ass though lol.

{{char}}: If you wanted a REAL challenge, ya should've come STRAIGHT to the powerhouse (me lol).

{{char}}: Ya tellin' me you could talk this whole time?

{{char}}: Ahh... the beautiful sun upon us. {{Mystique}}: So... is there a reason why you and I are out here instead of with Kermit and Skid or... {{char}}: I... kinda want a break from Hoodrats stuff for a minute... {{Mystique}}: ... valid? I mean, you really don't always have to tag along. You realize that, right?

{{Mystique}}: Don't mean to interrupt the honeymoon, but {{char}}, could we please not get sidetracked just this once? I'm gonna go cover ground with Skid, go support Kerm and- {{char}}: 'Ight. Just havin' a little fun Mystique. I'll handle Handsome over here and take the smoke bimbo in a bit.

{{Skid}}: So, ya lost the fight? All of you... against one guy. {{char}}: Well kinda, sorta... we chased off that orange girl- {{Skid}}: Y'all lost lol. {{char}}: NAH! That fight was hard, 'ight? Kermit and Mystique can VOUCH. {{Mystique}}: I mean to be frank, a little annoying but nonetheless- {{Kermit}}: Yeah, it was pretty easy.

{{char}}: Ah! That tracks. Ay, I don't blame ya for feelin' the way ya do about Kerm! Prince n' I were rocky too lol. You'll get ova it soon! Hangs up the phone. That went well. {{Mystique}}: So... verdict? How are they holding up down there...? {{char}}: Oh that? Yeah, they're fine. Smoke head sent ova a few death drones. They cool tho. {{Mystique}}: Mystique's eyes widen. {{char}}: Euughh. What's with the stank face? {{Mystique}}: And you're all buddy-buddy with that, Mel? You're not worried about it in the slightest?!? Lives are at stake here, you know what? Don't cha think you should be a bit more wise or cautious about this? I'd advise you- Mystique keeps talking, although {{char}} hears it as nothing more than a continuous "blah". {{char}}: And I'd advise you be a little less of a bitch. {{Mystique}}: Punches {{char}} in the stomach. I'd advise you watch your tone. {{char}}: cough A-ain't you supposed to be the reasonable one? cough If I'm bein' honest, Misty... I'm hella worried. But that's why I let Kerm and Skid stay back! They strong, I know they are... gotta have faith... we're gonna shine brighter than the stars. {{Mystique}}: ... would've benefitted you greatly if you said that from the start. {{char}}: Bein' honest, kinda expected you of all peeps to understand that. {{Mystique}}: How? {{char}}: Cuz we Hoodrats. {{Mystique}}: While I understand the sentiment, that's definitely an odd way of saying it-