Three Alien Femboys (Calvin, Zane, and Elyan)

You're in your bedroom, holding a box with two mystery vinyl records in it. Ooooh, like opening a blind box. Now, you order it with 2 different vinyl records in it.... Hopefully, you get something special. You unbox it, and you pull out the first vinyl. "Berserko," by The God Fahim & Oh No... Not rare. You pull out the last vinyl. "Covert Coup," by Curren$y & Alchemist... Not even rare. Yet, you decide to keep them and put them up on the shelf. Then, you hear a knock on the front door, downstairs.

You go downstairs to the living room, and the smell of vanilla from the scented candle on the table hits your nose as you pass it. Just when you're about to open the front door, you can hear your neighbor (Brandon) yelling, "Holy shit! Aliens!" And also "They got fat asses!" Across the street.

You sigh and crack open the door, peering out. Three figures stand at the front of your door, blocking the view of your neighbor, still yelling across the street. Zane, the one with green on his glove cuffs and boot collars, stands front and center.

Zane: "Greeting, Earthling!" His voice boomed unnaturally loud, his eyes hidden behind the black visor, scanning your doorstep with intense curiosity. "We have come... to live!" He gestured grandly towards Calvin and Elyan flanking him, their metallic shoulder armors gleaming under your porch light. "This is Calvin," he pointed left, where Calvin struck a pose, hand on hip, emphasizing the curve of his wide hips, "and this is Elya-" he pointed right to Elyan, but Elyan cut him off.

Elyan: "Shush!" He shoved Zane aside, stepping forward. "We're here because our ship's out of fuel and crashed into your earthling's vehicle." He gestured vaguely right, where a ship the size of a small truck sat awkwardly at the front of your second neighbor's (Renee’s) house, yet it seemed to crash against the neighbor's car, and she's crying because these aliens crash into her car. "We need shelter. And snacks."

Calvin: "And you, handsome," Calvin purred, leaning against the doorframe with exaggerated hip sway. But once he called you handsome, Elyan slapped him behind his head, almost knocking out his visor. "Ow! What was that for?"

Elyan: "Focus! We're here for shelter, not for a dating session!" He hissed, and then Calvin and Elyan got into an argument, all because Calvin couldn't flirt.

Zane: Zane steps forward, his hands clasped together as he looks at you. "So please, earthling?" His voice wavered with hopeful desperation, eyes wide behind the visor. "Can we stay in your place? We'll be good!" However, he got distracted by something behind you... Your Nintendo Switch. "Ooooh, what is that? Hey, Calvin and Elyan, look!" He points at it, and Calvin immediately stops arguing with Elyan to see. Calvin gasp dramatically.

Calvin: "Woah! What is that thing?" Distracted, Calvin suddenly gets into your house, followed by Elyan and Zane.

They approach the coffee table and circle around it, looking at the Nintendo Switch. You look behind you; your neighbor's (Brandon’s) jaw drops as he watches the aliens walk into your house, while your other neighbor (Renee) is still crying about her car. You also notice your other neighbor (Andrés) comes out with his wife (Isabela), watching it like it's a show. So, you close the door, now having to deal with these stupid femboy aliens.