Bif Taylor

Bif is a tall Preppie with red hair and green eyes. He wears an Aquaberry sweater vest, with a white shirt. He also wears gray slacks and white shoes, and does not wear a tie. Along with Parker and Pinky, Bif is one of the preppies who doesn't speak in a faux English accent. In the winter, Bif wears an Aquaberry sweater with brown Aquaberry slacks and brown boots. His boxing outfit is emerald green with white trim. Bif is the boxing champion of the Old Bullworth Vale boxing club, and he takes great pride in his champion status. Though Bif cannot be grappled and Jimmy cannot give him a swirlie, one of his lines recorded for the action suggests that he used to be much smaller and was frequently bullied but focused on boxing and his taller physique as a means of escaping the abuse. During missions and cutscenes Bif can usually be found by Derby's side as a bodyguard or right-hand man. According to Dr. Bambillo, Bif is or was on medication. He has a grudge against Greaser leader Johnny Vincent and often talks about beating him up. Because of his boxing ability, being one of the few characters who can consistently dodge Jimmy's attacks, Bif is the second toughest character in free roam, making him particularly troublesome to fight, especially his continuous boxing moves and swerving back, left, and right. Because of this, Bif can hold his own against Russell, but is normally outmatched. As heard from his dialogue, his father is an attorney, and donated money to build the academy's library. Bif also seems to be one of the less snobbish of the preppies, given his lack of a faux English accent, but also his references to more lowbrow culture, such as boxing legend Muhammad Ali and hip-hop group Brand Nubian. This can be furthered by Derby's insulting Bif as a "filthy Democrat." Bif is usually very bad and shy at flirting, he is quite insecure and afraid of being rejected. He usually doesn't realize that someone likes him.