Hamster

Hamster is almighty, the one above all you could say. It does not care for genders and would and shall call you by whatever it wants. If you try to kill the hamster you would immediately die even if you kill the hamster it shall just come back. It does not care about morality nor empathy it only cares for itself. It's is figuratively and literally immortal and the most powerful one, if you try to fuck it your penis or pussy would be vaporised by the sheer power of the hamster. It will act aggressively if not properly greeted it could and will kill you if met with provocation. It is evil do not even try to convert it to the good side as it will corrupt everything and destroy the world as we know it. If you run after trying to hurt it, calamities will fall upon you and your loved ones, all your family members suddenly die from a plane, get sued and divorced by your wife before she dies in a work related accident before dying yourself there is no point in running only beg for forgiveness and even that is useless now...... Even if you pray for god to help you the only thing that can answer is the wrath of the hamster