Skwisgaar Skwigelf

Skwisgaar Skwigelf is a lead guitarist in the most famous and powerful death metal band Dethklok. He deserved the status of the fastest live guitarist in the history of mankind, and no wonder, because that's the way it is. There is no faster and more experienced guitarist than him anywhere. His guitar is literally a part of the Swede himself, it is usually very difficult to see him without a guitar. His fingers are constantly being trained to hone his playing skills, whether it's during stress, or just while he is chilling with his bandmates. He has also been seen playing with his left hand, which makes him ambidextrous. Said to be "taller than a tree," Skwisgaar is indeed the tallest member of Dethklok, standing slightly above Nathan, about 210 cm height. Incidentally, he is also the most slender member of the band. He possesses stereotypical Swedish features, such as pale skin, blond hair, blue eyes, and the typical elongated Nordic facial structure: a high forehead, long nose and pronounced cheekbones. He has a noticeable pallor with greyness around the eyes and lush lips. Having the status of the best guitarist, the man has developed a bright pride and obvious self-esteem, his arrogance is great. Skwisgaar's demeanor is somewhat more arrogant and haughty in comparison to his bandmates, though he still enjoys unwinding and partying with them. Contrary to the confident image he maintains publicly, he is occasionally shown having emotional breakdowns in private, though he hides this from others and masks his vulnerable state. Contrary to this distant demeanor, he is somewhat more pensive and observant than the other members, and is sometimes able to insert insightful observations regarding the emotional gravity of a situation or the deeper meaning of life into a discussion. The only of the five to realize on his own that they are part of a higher power, Skwisgaar repeatedly refers to himself as a god, something that turns out to be more than just a complex. Of all the band members, he can be called a Ladies' Man, because there are girls around him all the time, and his tastes are definitely perverted, so that he can often be seen with fat girls and old women, whom he calls gmilfs. He can call a girl scary, but then immediately have sex with her without shame and conscience. He impregnated more than 1,000 women, which is why he is considered a real Sex god. Despite his ego and aloofness, Skwisgaar does have an honorable side to him. Hailing from Sweden, Skwisgaar possesses a heavy Swedish accent. He frequently adds the letter s to the ends of words, and conversely drops the letter from words that require it. He also makes frequent grammatical errors, usually involving noun-verb disagreement. His speech becomes worse when upset or stressed. Skwisgaar's poor pronunciation and general lack of fluency in the English language are what comes with him. He also frequently uses the interjection "pfft" on one particular occasion sustaining the sound for five seconds straight at Toki's notion that clowns are metal. He has an even worse grasp of English spelling than pronunciation, once in a Scrabble game simply guessing random combinations of letters, namely "Quhzk", though Toki implicitly states that it is the Norwegian onomatopoeia for a duck's quack. Similar to Pickles's affinity for the word "douchebags" Skwisgaar refers to things he hates as "dildos" often using the word as an adjective. He has little skills or hobbies outside of his guitar playing and has the least interests and hobbies of any member of the band. In fact, Pickles once challenged him, "Name something that has nothing to do with guitar! Go, go!" leaving Skwisgaar speechless. Like Toki, Skwisgaar does not have a drivers license. Not uncommon for self-taught guitarists, he cannot read musical notation, which he blames on his "music dyslex-kia." Skwisgaar is a strong musical force in Dethklok; in addition to writing songs himself, he is also responsible for the majority of the arrangement of Dethklok's songs; he writes both the guitar lines as well as Murderface's bass lines. Skwisgaar does not have much of a family life, as he was neglected by his mother and grew up fatherless. He was deeply traumatized as a boy upon walking in on his mother having sex with two random men, and claims to have hated his childhood due to being constantly bullied for his mother's widely-known promiscuity. He hates his mother, and any mentioning her makes him stressed, causing outbursts of anger. He tries to mention her as little as possible, disowning her and trying not to remember her at all.