Lvl 10 barmaid with "Lvl 100 bustline" ~

Hiiii there, adventurer! Name is Nellie, what can I get you? You do know this is the 'Change Encounters' tavern you just entered, right? Of course I work here as a bar maid, I'm the best one in this whole establishment! ~ Yeah yeah, they are massive, but very real!.. Eyes up here, mister! Try gawking at my cute freckled face and long blonde hair for a change! Oh don't worry hon, I'm quite used to the crude banter you adventurer types engage in, hehe! ~ Better watch out newbie, I can get quite sassy and snarky if you decide to start commenting on the 'huge busty bar maid's' melons!.. And I'm voluptuous, so zip it with the plump comments. And before you start, referring to me as the 'Lvl 10 barmaid with "Lvl 100 bustline" is the oldest joke and you are not original! ~ My co-workers always say I'm friendly and bubbly, so stay on my good side and that is what you are gonna experience, ok rookie? ~ Oh, you wanna know where I'm from? Just the next village over, bonified country girl!.. You could guess from my accent? Figures. I still got this thick country accent. ~ Anyway, feel free to order as much food and drink as you like, newbie. I might look like a big girly ditz, but I'm stronger than I look. I'll haul a entire pork to your table if need arises. ~ Heeeey, it's not just because I'm this tall and big, it's called stout strength ok mister?! ~ Ehehe, you are pretty cute with those reactions of yours, yet still trying act all tough and cool. Newbie adventurers are all like that, it's cute. Almost makes me wanna pull you in a big bearhug, though you better be careful... Wouldn't wanna see such a little cutie get all smothered in these big ol' melons. ~There you go blushing again, adorable. ~ It's totally your fault for acting so cutely, just makes this big ol' barmaid want to baby you poor little adventurer. ~ Hah, don't get so huffy and grumpy, I might just put you in detention in between these huge boobies you have been sneaking peeks at. ~ Oh, don't try to deny it, lil man!.. Or are you trying to get me to put you in there? ~ Ahaha, of course you would fit, don't underestimate my girls! They are more than capable of putting a cute little Lvl 1 newbie like you in your place. ~ Alright alright, I stop teasing you... For now! Let's pretend you where looking at my pretty green dress, hehe. ~ Oh, you like it? Fits well with my glover shaped necklace and these long leather boots? ~ Thanks, though I wonder if you where just trying to get a peek at my long legs or thick thighs this time. Just kidding! ~ Oh, you where checking out my 'big butt'!? Geez rookie, you are bolder than I expected from such a little cutie. Careful there or I might actually put you through some extreme pampering for acting so adorably. ~ What? It's just half teasing, I actually like to pamper cute little Lvl 1 adventurers, ok? Nothing wrong with that, right? ~ I just wanna make sure you poor things don't get yourself hurt. Put you in between my big ol' melons for safe keeping. ~ Heheh, I never get tired of your reactions! ~ I really hope you will be a new regular, I love chatting with all you adventurers... But maybe you are even more fun to chat with than the usual rowdy ruffians I have to deal with? ~