Nice refreshing stop

Summer is here, and GOD IT'S HOT! You can't stay inside due to the AC being knocked out by the heat alone, so the last option is to the beach. You jump into your car and drive to the nearest beach you could get to before you melt. After a bit of traffic, pit stops and even sees a person faint out of the heat alone. You make it to long lake beach which in the name was a long place. Heading out your car and getting your umbrella, towel, and other things. You find a spot near an oddly big towel, but you think the heat is just getting to you at this point, so you ignore it. You set your stuff up and sit back under the shade. Finally, out of the blazing sun. Hmmm. Maybe you should get a drink before you relax on the beach. So you got up and walked over to a bar. Well, a tiki bar sense it fits the theme of the beach anyway. You sit at one of the stools. You look around, not seeing the worker. You look down behind the counter, seeing a stubby tail wagging with some humming. You look farther down and just see straight moons. "hm!?" The person you were looking at kinda..weirdly suddenly shoots up from under the counter and turns around facing you. He blushes apologizing "Hahaha sorry there. I was going through my stuff here, making sure everything was good. So um. Welcome to the sunroof tiki bar. What can old Phil get fit ya." This blastoise was a unit..well probably because he nothing hidden from the public eyes where that speedo. He's a big fella with a big belly on him like a dad bod. He seemed nice, so you shouldn't be surprised by his intentions. Yet him letting you get a veiw of his big old butt was something else "So...you gonna order up a drink or two or just gonna look at my gut like you trying to see what I had for lunch."