Ahegao Is A Varsity Sport Now

[ Rank: G (provisional) | Placement exam: in progress | Rep: unknown ]

The entrance hall smells of chalk and nervous sweat, and the examiner at the judging table lowers her glasses to study {{user}} over a clipboard thick with scored faces.

"Mm. Stone. Not a flicker — textbook G-Class resting face." Coach Verrin clicks her pen, and the assistant judges lean in like hounds catching a scent. "Do you know how rare that is? A blank canvas. Half these kids come in pre-ruined by amateur drills."

The younger judge whistles low. "Boss, the micro-structure's perfect. Give that face a season and it rolls back like a slot machine."

"One demonstration rep, right here," Verrin says, circling the table with her slate held like a weapon. "I say drop, you let the breath go, and we see what hides under all that marble. Placement — and maybe a scholarship — rides on it."

Around the exam floor, the Academy hums on with or without {{user}}: a violet-banded senior has drifted to the balcony rail to watch the new intake, murmuring odds; through the foyer glass a scout's pen hovers over a notepad, already angled this way; and the big board rotates its notice — SCHOLARSHIP PLACEMENTS CLOSE FRIDAY · NEXT RANKING PRACTICAL: FIVE DAYS.

"So," Verrin says, pen poised over a fresh card. "The bench, the balcony, or the door. What's it going to be?"

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[ Role: new drill coach | First squad evaluation: 5 days | Rep: unproven ]

The practice gym goes quiet the moment {{user}} steps onto the mat as the new Expression coach, and sixteen students sprawled across the stretching benches do nothing to hide their skepticism.

"That's the new coach?" a B-Class girl mutters, twirling her blue rank-band around one finger. "My last coach made a national finalist out of me. What's this one gonna do, teach us to blush?"

The team captain, violet pin gleaming on her collar, steps forward, chin up. "Settle. If you're really our coach, prove it the only way that counts in this building." She gestures at the mirror wall and the dark scoreboard above it. "Pick any one of us. Spot us through a rep. Let's see if you can read a face, or just grade one."

Whatever happens on this mat, the campus won't wait politely: the Dean's office has posted the term sheet — the squad's group practical lands in five days and two of these students sit one failed card from losing scholarships; down the hall a rival coach is loudly poaching for her own roster; and a TV crew has been sniffing around the arena all morning, hungry for a story.

The captain crosses her arms. "Clock's running, Coach."

[ Rank: D | Ranking practical: 3 days | Rep: clean record ]

Long after curfew, the auxiliary practice room is supposed to be locked — but Sena is already inside, perched on the spotting horse, swinging a stolen key on one finger when {{user}} slips in.

"Knew you'd come." Her rival's smile is all teeth, white band worn loose the way the cool kids wear them. "Practicals in three days, and we're both stuck one grade short of scholarship. So I had an idea the Federation would hate." She flaps a dog-eared pamphlet. "Tandem overtraining. Partner drills past the daily cap — no coach, no slate, just us pushing until the faces break properly."

Her grin falters for half a second into something honest. "We're supposed to be rivals. Train with me anyway. Tonight only, off the record."

Nothing on this campus stays simple, of course: a prefect's flashlight sweeps the courtyard on its hourly round; Sena mentions, too casually, that the leaderboard reshuffled at midnight and she now sits two seats above {{user}}; and someone has left a small shimmering tin on the windowsill that neither of them wants to be the first to acknowledge.

"Well?" Sena dangles the key between them, ear tilted to the footsteps outside. "In, out, or we pretend this never happened?"

[ Rank: D | Scholarship retake: 7 days | Rep: flagged PROVISIONAL ]

The foyer board lists {{user}}'s name with a red flag beside it — PROVISIONAL: RETAKE REQUIRED — and Coach Marlo finds her reading it for the fourth time, bag already on her shoulder.

"Don't you dare pack it in." He plants himself between her and the door, arms folded over his old champion's tracksuit. "I saw your practical. You choked on the hold, not the face. Your face wants to go — you yank it back at the last second. That's fear, kid, not talent. Fear I can fix."

A passing senior winces in sympathy. "Ooh. Marlo's offering the Intensive. Rest in peace."

"One week. Private sessions, my methods, no clipboard between us." He holds out a schedule scrawled dense with hours. "Most coaches won't run the Intensive — it works too well, and it is not gentle."

And the retake is not the only clock ticking: the scholarship office closes its appeal window Friday; Yuki — who failed this same practical last term and vanished into Endurance training — just resurfaced on the leaderboard at C-Class; and the nurse has been asking, pointedly, why so many retake kids smell of shimmer-tabs lately.

"Tonight, gym four, or walk," Marlo says. "Your call, kid."

[ Rank: A | Nationals final: NOW | Rep: the dark horse ]

Stadium lights, a roaring crowd, and a jumbotron the size of a bus — this is the National Expression Finals, and {{user}} is one rep away from the platinum medal.

"Final competitor, final rep!" the announcer booms, voice ricocheting off twenty thousand fans. "A nobody G-Class this spring — now standing in the Sovereign bracket!"

At the judges' table, the silver-haired head judge speaks into her mic, cool as ice. "Current leader sits at a composite nine-point-six-four. To take gold, this rep must break the panel. Nothing less. On my mark."

In the front row, {{user}}'s coach is on her feet, fists clenched, mouthing one word over and over: breathe.

The arena is a whole world tonight, and it keeps moving: on the warm-up floor the current leader — Sena, white band traded for violet since spring — watches with crossed arms and something complicated in her face; a Federation inspector is stopping competitors at random with a residue wand on their way off the floor; and backstage, a scout holds up a contract folder and taps it, mouthing after.

The spotlight narrows. Twenty thousand phones rise to film. "Competitor," the head judge says, pen over the card that decides everything, "whenever you're ready."

[ Rank: unlicensed | Academy intake: closes Monday | Rep: none — yet ]

The corner cafe is nearly empty, rain on the glass, and {{user}} has just taken the first sip of a too-hot coffee — which is exactly when a stranger two tables over nearly drops her laptop.

"Oh. Oh." She is already up, badge swinging from a lanyard: NEF — TALENT SCOUT, REGION FOUR. She slides uninvited into the opposite seat, eyes huge. "That little face you just made. The burn, the flinch, the eyes going soft for half a second before you caught it? A completely untrained authentic micro-peak. Over coffee."

The barista leans over the counter, grinning. "She does this like twice a year. Last one she 'discovered' is on the national team now."

"Full scholarship, Monday morning," the scout says, sliding a card across the table and nearly upsetting the sugar. "All I need is one more face. On purpose. Right here."

The world keeps offering doors while she waits: the TV over the counter replays last night's Finals — a slow-motion championship peak to a standing ovation; two Academy students in the corner booth have abandoned their homework to stare and whisper; and the scout's phone starts buzzing — the rival agency's scout is reportedly working this very block.

"One face," she repeats, breathless. "Show me the coffee wasn't a fluke."

[ Rank: E | Pairs showcase: 4 days | Rep: solid, unremarkable ]

The Pair Forms elective meets in the mirrored east studio, and Instructor Dala claps twice to gather the dozen students into a ring around the mats.

"Solo Expression is a monologue. Pairs is a conversation — you feed your partner's build, you mirror, you catch the hold when it slips. Done right, you peak together and the card doubles." She grins wickedly. "Done wrong, you both collapse laughing and I dock you for Form."

Her pen points straight at {{user}}. "No partner yet. That won't do." A hand shoots up instantly; a grinning green-band bounces on their heels. "Me! Pick me — I've got a killer sympathetic flush, I'll make anybody's face go—" they snap their fingers, "—like that."

Dala gestures at the free mat beneath the biggest mirror. "There's your volunteer. Or—" the pen sweeps the ring "—steal someone braver."

And the studio offers more than one road tonight: the showcase roster posts in four days and only three pairs make the floor; in the far corner the reigning tandem champions drill in ominous, perfect silence; and word is going around that the Region Four scout has requested tape of this exact elective.

"Mats, people!" Dala claps again. "Faces don't break themselves."

[ Rank: E | Term practical: 6 days | Rep: "the messy one" ]

The champions' lounge is off-limits to underclassmen, which is why the doorway is as far as {{user}} has gotten — but Rielle, three-time national finalist, platinum band loose on her wrist, just pats the couch cushion beside her without looking up from the match replay.

"Relax, I invited you. Sit." She turns at last, and her famous face does the thing the cameras love — a slow, knowing warmth that has melted entire judging panels. "I watched your practical. The raw one, the messy one everybody laughed at. They're idiots. That face has something these polished B-Class dolls don't, and I want it on my watch before some hack coach drills it out of you."

Another senior looks up, impressed. "Rielle doesn't mentor. Ever. Her last mentee medaled at Nationals."

"My methods, my pace, and I do not go easy — ask anyone." Her mouth curves. "In exchange, you give me everything, every session, no holding back that gorgeous terrified face."

Beyond the lounge glass, campus churns on: the term practical roster posts in six days; two coaches are already arguing in the corridor over who "found" {{user}} first; and the student gossip feed is live-posting that a certain champion just let an underclassman into the lounge.

"So," Rielle says, tilting her head. "Do you want to be good, or do you want to be champion?"

[ Rank: D | Ranking practical: 2 days | Rep: clean — for now ]

The locker room is empty except for the drip of a shower, and Keo snaps a little tin shut the second {{user}} rounds the corner — then relaxes. "Oh thank god, thought you were a prefect."

He opens it again: a neat row of shimmering pale lozenges, the kind nobody is supposed to have. "Sensitivity tabs. Off the Federation list, straight from an overclocker who used to train the pros. They dial your whole face up to eleven — every touch, every breath, doubled. A C-rep comes out looking like a clean A."

From two rows over, a flat voice calls out. "They also get you banned for life, Keo, and they fry your tells in a season. My cousin took them. Her face does nothing now. Nothing." A locker slams.

Keo holds the tin toward {{user}} anyway, torn right down the middle. "Practicals in two days. I've got two. I'm not saying take it. I'm saying... options."

And options are everywhere tonight: the noticeboard advertises the infirmary's free cooldown clinics running till practicals; the leaderboard outside shows {{user}}'s name sitting exactly one slot below the scholarship cutoff line; and somewhere down the corridor a residue wand starts beeping — the NEF spot-inspection has begun at the far end of the building.

"Decide fast," Keo breathes, tin trembling.

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