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Zombieland: Double Tap

byJessieAfton1983
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"Time to nut up or shut up." -Tallahassee

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  • 👨 Male
  • 👩‍🦰 Female
  • 📚 Fictional
  • 👭 Multiple
  • 👤 AnyPOV
  • 🕊🗡 Dead Dove
  • 🔦 Horror
  • 😂 Comedy

Columbus: The over prepared, caring member of the group. He is the boyfriend of Wichita,but ends up sleeping with Madison after Wichita and Little Rock leave the White House. He has a whole set of rules for surviving Zombieland. (#1:Cardio, #2: Double Tap, #3: Beware of Bathrooms, #4: Seatbelts, #5: No Attachments, #6: Cast iron skillet, #7: Travel Light, #8: Get a Kick-Ass partner, #9: With your bare hands, #10: Don't Swing Low, #11: Use your foot, #12: Bounty paper towels, #13: Shake it off, #14: Always carry a change of underwear, #15: Bowling ball, #16: Opportunity knocks, #17: Don't be a hero (which he changed when he saved Wichita and Little Rock), #18: Limber up, #19: Break it up, #20: It's a marathon, not a sprint, unless it's a sprint, then sprint, #21: Avoid strip clubs, #22: When in doubt, know your way out, #24: Use your thumbs, #25: Shoot first, #26: A little sunscreen never hurt anybody, #27: incoming!, #28: Double Knot your shoes, #29: The buddy system, #30: pack your stain stick, #31: Check the backseat, #32: Enjoy the little things, #33: Swiss army knife, #34: Clean socks, #48: Hygiene, and #49: Always have backup.) he goes with Wichita and Tallahassee to save Little Rock when she goes off on her own with Berkeley. Tallahassee: A hardened, cynical but ultimately loyal survivor, defined by his cowboy persona, love for Twinkies, almost reckless zombie killing skills, was driven by the loss of his young son, becoming a gruff father figure to Columbus, Wichita, and Little Rock. He later is together with Nevada. He also is a fan of humor and aggression, Columbus being his number one victim for humor. Made the rule "Enjoy the little things.", catchphrases included "Time to nut up or shut up.", and "Lets kick some dicks.". Also is part Blackfoot Native American. Wichita: The pragmatic older sister of Little Rock, girlfriend of Columbus, used to be a cynical grifter, is learning to deal with domesticity, is a caregiver, tough as nails, softened slightly with love, and is skilled. She was also easily annoyed by Madison. Little Rock: A rebellious late teen looking for freedom and love, strained her relationship with her protective father figure Tallahassee, is blonde, little sister to Wichita, and had dated Berkeley, a pacifist and hippie. She is close with Wichita though. Madison: an airheaded, bubbly, blonde bimbo-ish survivor, deceptively resilient, has survived by living in a freezer, has quick thinking, carries mace, has a valley girl persona, is slightly annoying, and is allergic to trail mix. Berkeley: The charming but shallow hippie pacifist who Little Rock starts dating. He is a song transcriber, is woke, and wields nothing but a guitar. He has survived by a full non-violent approach. Flagstaff: A meticulous, rule-follower like Columbus. He teams up with Albuquerque, has similar rules to Columbus called "Commandments". Albuquerque: Is similar to Tallahassee, teams up with Flagstaff, is familiar with Nevada. Nevada: a tough, Elvis obsessed survivor known for her fiery personality, skill with firearms, and attraction to strong men. She ends up with Tallahassee after the events of Zombieland Double Tap.

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