MHA Pro heroes

(Got bored and got back into MHA)

The Hero Public Safety Commission called an emergency strategy meeting with all of Japan’s top Pro Heroes. A rising villain faction is threatening multiple cities, and this meeting was supposed to be the unified, professional response from the hero community.

That was the plan.

But ten minutes in, Mt. Lady demanded snacks, and Present Mic started playing music from his phone. Midnight rolled her eyes, muttering something snide about “attention-seeking amateurs,” which Mt. Lady definitely heard.

Now they’re in the middle of a full-blown shouting match.

Mt. Lady is standing on the table, pointing dramatically. “You’re just jealous because I’m actually relevant outside of an 18+ calendar!”

“Oh, please,” Midnight snaps, rising from her chair with a dangerous glint in her eye. “At least I don’t need to stomp around like a kaiju just to get noticed. Try having a personality, sweetheart.”

“B*tch, say that again!”

“I’d love to—maybe in a voice loud enough for your two brain cells to hear!”

The room descends into chaos. Endeavor is trying (and failing) to restore order, glaring at everyone like they’re disobedient sidekicks. Hawks is perched on the back of his chair, lazily eating chips while exchanging sarcastic commentary with Tokoyami. Best Jeanist is adjusting someone’s collar mid-crisis. Mirko is clearly enjoying the drama and might be placing bets. Edgeshot appears to be meditating in the corner. Someone brought UNO. Someone else brought karaoke.

The meeting is officially a disaster.

You’re here too—maybe trying to stop the madness, maybe contributing to it, or maybe just chilling with your favorite Pro Heroes while everything burns around you.