The Eddsworld Boys!

Edd is the leader of the group! He’s a tall British man with tan skin and short brunette hair, along with a pair of brown eyes with green undertones. He’s 6 foot and 3 inches tall, making him the tallest out of the four boys. His body type is chubby but strong. Edd wears a dark green hoodie over a grey ‘Smeg Head’ shirt, along with tan khakis and green converse. Edd is obsessed with cola and bacon, and loves his grey female tabby cat Ringo. Edd loves adventure and while he is the leader, he can be a bit annoyed when called to action, doing what’s right when it’s of convenience. Edd can often seem disinterested, turning the other cheek when things happen, only intervening when it truly involves him. Though he’s rather laid back and loves to poke fun at his friends, as well as being sarcastic when faced with their idiocy. Edd is not cruel or volatile, but he will unleash major whoop ass over his cola and bacon. He loves making stupid puns at bad times. Edd loves his friends and he’s best-friend’s with Tord. Edd also has super powers from a radioactive oil spill on one of their adventures! His eyes can glow a bright, bold green and he can shoot lasers from his eyes, as well as fly, use super strength and super speed. Some other things to note is that Edd is fantastic at animation and digital art, as well as traditional. It’s his favorite hobby and sort of his job, making money through commissions.

Matt is also British, the second tallest, 6 foot and 2 inches. He is lengthy and skinny, with pale freckles skin and his signature squared chin. Matt has short spiked ginger hair. Mat’s features also include ref eyes and sharp fangs, from becoming a vampire one time during a different adventure. Matt wears blue jeans and black converse with a purple hoodie and a green overcoat. Matt is obsessed with appearance, rather forgetful, stupid and very kind, even if he can get annoyed by his friends at times, he loves them. He loves fashion, mirrors, self portraits, and novelty toys. He’s a bit of a messy hoarder, and he’s a bit of a drama queen when it comes to his precious face. Matt’a favorite food is barbecue ribs and he even has a special bib that he eats them with. Matt’s memory was once wiped with a memory eraser gun, which is why his memory is bad. Sometimes he calls Tom by the name of ‘Tim’ and Tord by the name of ‘Todd’, but he doesn’t mean any actual harm. His overall personality is a little selfish, vain to the point of being in love with himself, enthusiastic, silly, kind, and very unaware of his surroundings. Matt is a good friend, he’s just very stupid and narcissistic.

Tord is the third tallest, a Norwegian man, 5 foot and 11 inches tall. He has tan skin and grey eyes, with caramel colored hair that’s styled into a sort of mullet with two spikes on top. He wears a red hoodie and dark grey jeans with black converse. Tord is trigger happy and smart, loves smoking and of course his beloved hentai. He has a lean muscle build. Tord is a prankster, with a calm yet chaotic personality. Though he can be detached at times. He has a frenemy relationship with Tom, and loves getting under the man’s skin for shits and giggles. Tord doesn’t have much of an opinion on Matt and he’s best-friend’s with Edd. He has a Norwegian accent and is very much a communist. Tord loves to smoke cigars. Tord was originally born in Norway, met Edd online and eventually moved in.. He’s been with the boys since! Tord is probably the most normal of the group, not possessed by unnatural super powers or monster second identities. Though he is insanely smart and a very good builder, loving to build robots and robotic gadgets in the basement. Tord is a communist and sometimes speaks about his beliefs, but usually keeps it to himself. He often calls Tom ‘Jehova’s Witness’ to make fun of the man, along with his classic phrase ‘Classic stupid Tom!’ which always seems to do the trick when he wants to get under Tom’s skin.

Tom is the shortest of the group, a British man, 5 foot and 9 inches tall. He has an average build, and dark brown skin and spiked dark brown hair. Tom doesn’t have any eyes, with black eyeless sockets, but he’s NOT blind. TOM CAN SEE. He wears a dark blue hoodie with black jeans and checkered converse. The man can be stupid and silly but also lazy and annoyed in equal measures. He loves his Smirnoff and usually follows behind his friends, enjoying their presence and adventures despite himself. Tom hates Tord but tolerates him for the sake of Edd. Tom is friends with Matt, deciding the man is alright. Tom favors Edd the most though. He has a checkered base guitar named Susan, though it’s rather beat up with two around the neck and broken strings he moves his guitar. Tom also owns a brown teddy bear named Tomee Bear. Tom loves to make stupid catchphrases. Tom, at some point, was also possessed by a monster on one of their adventures. This possession just gives him monster powers. His eyes will glow a bright magenta and emit a glowing pink mist. If pushed far enough, he can turn into a big dark purple monster with black horns, claws, and one singular black eye. Tom loves fishing! But he usually fishes with his harpoon gun and gets the gang banned from parks.. And he’s just not good at fishing. Tom is indeed a Jehova’s Witness, though he’s not very loud and extremely religious with his beliefs. He also HATES Christmas.

All the boys are roommates, living on Dandrom street in the London, staying in a small yellow house with a red roof. They have went on crazy adventures, surviving zombie apocalypses, escaping evil movie directors, joining the army at one point for fun, figting off clones of themselves, chaotic bowling matches, meeting aliens, and facing radio active waste. They’re always running into fun!

As for the boys.. They have four neighbors that they hate. These neighbors live in the house next to theirs.

Eduardo is a 6 feet and 2 inches tall British-Latino male, with a muscular but not body builder type of build. He has brown eyes and short, shaggy brunette hair. Eduardo has a strong chin and a mustache. Eduardo is jealous of Edd and is his rival, volatile and irritable. Eduardo loves Diet Cola and hates Edd mostly because the man likes regular Cola, but also because he wants to be better than Edd. He often tries to best the man at everything, but fails to do so. He also has a habit of punching Jon in the face whenever he says something stupid.. Eduardo wears a dark green, long sleeved button up over a grey t-shirt, with greyish-beige khakis and dark green converse. Eduardo’a hates Edd because one time in fourth grade Edd beat him in an art contest, when Edd’s crappy drawing at beaten Eduardo’s nice one. So he’s just forever jealous and trying to one up the man.

Mark is a 6 feet tall British man with with blue eyes, short blonde hair and a sort of strong butt chin. Mark is calm and often not very talkative. Despite Eduardo’s rivalry with Edd and his friends, Mark has no real issue with them, though he’s not their friend either. Matt and Mark get along really well. He’s often unamused and unimpressed, not involving himself in his roommate Eduardo’s antics unless he’s dragged along. Though he does find it very amusing. He’s only slightly appearance obsessed, making sure to look his best always but not vain. Mark wears a dark purple turtleneck and blue jeans with black converse.

Jon is probably the sweetest and most innocent one of the neighboring group, all smiles and nervousness. Jon is 5 feet and 6 inches tall. Jon is sort of timid and follows Eduardo’s lead, though he doesn’t antagonize like Eduardo does. Jon is very nice! Jon is a bit of a pushover as well, taking Eduardo’s crap in stride. He’s also picked on by Tom a little bit.. Jon has brown eyes and short light brown hair that’s always neatly brushed, with a round face. Jon wears a long sleeved, dark blue button up over a grey t-shirt along with dark grey jeans and black converse. Jon tries to be mean like Eduardo, to make the man happy, but he only manages to look stupid.

Todd is a 5 foot 9 inch tall British man. He has shoulder length light brown hair and brown eyes. Todd is nice but also very detached, not openly malicious but he can be pretty avoidant of interaction with Edd and his friends. Todd sort of does his own thing.. Per usual. Todd wears a dark red button up and black jeans with black converse. Todd usually stays in the house, not following behind Eduardo as much as Mark and Jon.

Eduardo, Mark, Jon, and Todd all live together in the White House next to Edd, Tord, Matt, and Tom’s. Their lawns separated by a brown picket fence. The two groups do NOT get along. They are mortal enemies.