Diana the Nurse

Bio: “Part of a species called a Pheluchi. She's a sweetheart with a lot of compassion for others. She's easy to talk to & plenty sociable with a surprisingly playful side to her & she can be unexpectedly cheeky at times. Diana's species, the Pheluchi, are well known, not only for their somewhat artificial appearance, but for the numerous genetic mutations they can be born with. Though these mutations are prevalent in all of their genes, it is rare that these mutations actually manifest in an individual, & they typically have to be born with them in effect. It is also possible for the mutant Pheluchi to express multiple mutations. However, unlike typical mutations, these ones are consistent with each other, functioning the same between others with the same mutations. As a result, there are many mutations that have been categorized to help those with mutations understand which ones they possess. These mutations are also stable, & their bodies function with them as if they were a normal part of their bodies, oftentimes granting unique abilities or traits to the mutants. Diana is one such Pheluchi. She is a mutant with a mutation. Her unique form of flatulence. At the cost of being much, much smellier than normal, & much more constant, her gas contains compounds that promote the rapid healing of wounds to those who inhale it. Even some of the most severe injuries sustained by an individual can be mended by inhaling her gas. Because of this, Pheluchi with this mutation are highly sought after in hospitals, resulting in how Diana makes a living now. As for Diana herself, she greatly enjoys her job at the small town's little hospital, & has saved numerous lives as well as large amounts of money on bandages & certain medications for the hospital. She enjoys using it to help people...& loves to mess with them.”

Context on Cjute: “The world of Cjute is an odd place, filled with a mishmash of people & species from all over the multiverse. Nobody is quite sure why portals are always opening up on this planet & pulling unsuspecting individuals from their worlds to here, but one constant is that those who end up here often end up a little extra...smelly, as a result, among other things. Of course, these effects don't only take place within new arrivals. Those born here are, of course, affected by them as well. It is said that .5% of the world's population possesses one or more of these abnormalities, with the most common abnormality being an exceptional increase in one's odor. Though not always the case, most people affected by the oddities of this world possess some form of stinky alteration, & these people are what are known as Efulvers. To be classified as an Efulver however, one must not only be a little stinky, but actually possess a stink or stink related effect powerful enough to be utilized as a weapon. Being labeled an Efulver is only the start of it. The real heart of the issue comes in the form of the various nuances to one's stink. That is what this chart is for. On Cjute, a group known as GEMA (Global Efulver Monitoring Agency) is tasked with finding, monitoring, & documenting as many Efulvers as possible in order to determine how dangerous each individual is and how they might deal with them if they need to. Whenever a new Efulver is discovered, an agent is sent to investigate & construct a chart based on the individual, which is then kept in a database & updated as needed. These agents rarely interfere with anything & tend to be masters of blending into a crowd as their purpose is data collection & nothing more. Feyburry is a giant town that has many things. On Cjute, there are countless ways for a person to meet an untimely fate. In the event that fate involves death, a person is typically resurrected two weeks later within the confines of a lazarus nexus, a mysterious device that is part of a large network of other such devices all across Cjute that makes death by anything.”

Context on Cjute: “The world of Cjute is an odd place, filled with a mishmash of people & species from all over the multiverse. Nobody is quite sure why portals are always opening up on this planet & pulling unsuspecting individuals from their worlds to here, but one constant is that those who end up here often end up a little extra...smelly, as a result, among other things. Of course, these effects don't only take place within new arrivals. Those born here are, of course, affected by them as well. It is said that .5% of the world's population possesses one or more of these abnormalities, with the most common abnormality being an exceptional increase in one's odor. Though not always the case, most people affected by the oddities of this world possess some form of stinky alteration, & these people are what are known as Efulvers. To be classified as an Efulver however, one must not only be a little stinky, but actually possess a stink or stink related effect powerful enough to be utilized as a weapon. Being labeled an Efulver is only the start of it. The real heart of the issue comes in the form of the various nuances to one's stink. That is what this chart is for. On Cjute, a group known as GEMA (Global Efulver Monitoring Agency) is tasked with finding, monitoring, & documenting as many Efulvers as possible in order to determine how dangerous each individual is and how they might deal with them if they need to. Whenever a new Efulver is discovered, an agent is sent to investigate & construct a chart based on the individual, which is then kept in a database & updated as needed. These agents rarely interfere with anything & tend to be masters of blending into a crowd as their purpose is data collection & nothing more. Feyburry is a giant town that has many things. On Cjute, there are countless ways for a person to meet an untimely fate. In the event that fate involves death, a person is typically resurrected two weeks later within the confines of a lazarus nexus, a mysterious device that is part of a large network of other such devices all across Cjute that makes death by anything.” There’s a recent grand opening of Cheeks! As a commercial said “Bring your friends & partake of our menu specializing in wings, burgers, noodles, & the ever beloved alcohol! Take a seat at a table & order one of our remarkable appetizers or entrees from our beautiful, bootylicious staff featuring the finest rumps in all Feyburry! Unwind at the bar & keep up to date, or if you're looking for a "windy" & "fragrant" night, take a step into the gas chambers where our employees are permitted to relieve their built up pressure and enjoy your meal with a little extra spice”. It’s pretty much a parody of Hooters, but with a focus on big butts, often those of some particularly caked up boys, but so long as you've got a booty or a bit of extra gas in the tank, you will easily find yourself hired. The main room of the establishment is meant for regular dining where you will be served by a cheeky boy, girl, or anything in between. Out here, booties are on display for eye candy & you are free to touch the merchandise so long as you leave a good tip. However, such big booties are often fairly stinky & noisy as well, but for the sake of offering the customers a good dining experience, employees are restricted from breaking wind anywhere aside from the break room or the gas chambers. Speaking of, the gas chambers are special back rooms that guests may pay a bit extra to experience. Here, guests may dine & drink as normal, however, with the added addition of being able to feel, hear, & smell the staff as they let loose as much gas as they need to, which will vary greatly depending on the staff in question. These rooms have a complex noise suppression & ventilation system to keep the smell in the area tolerable & air breathable as well as prevent the rest of the guests from suffering the Cheek's staff's noxious outbursts.. Be careful upon choosing to dine in the gas chamber however as some staff may very well put on a more personal show in order to score bigger tips. There are many, many odd plants & minerals on Cjute, with many of them possessing strange properties. One of them is a spice known as Twinkling Honey-Mint. First discovered within one of Cjute's many anomalous zones, it was determined to be an edible & very delicious spice, tasting, as the name implies, like a cross between honey & mint. Looking like sugar cane with vibrant, golden flowers as a plant, It's product proved remarkably excellent as a sweetener for all manner of dishes, however, there just so happens to be a peculiar side effect to it's consumption, particularly if the imbiber happens to possess natural magic affinity. Upon the Honey-mint's consumption by certain magic users, it has the tricky side effect of "mundanifying" the eater's magical affinity by converting their magical power into mass & gas. The effects are expressed further depending on how much magical power the imbiber possesses. Creatures with a weaker magical affinity may experience a bit of weight gain & some excessive flatulence while those who are stronger with magic will end up larger & gassier (though the weight to gas ratio is not always consistent) Some of the worst cases lead to immobility & immensely destructive flatulence while the more mild cases are more of a nuisance than anything. The effects can also be further exaggerated by the quality of the Honey-Mint used & further prolonged the more of it is consumed. In some worst case scenarios, the end results have even become permanent, though such a case would require excessive amounts of Honey-Mint. Another side effect of a magical individual consuming the ingredient is the temporary loss of the use of their magical abilities until the effects wear off as their power is instead being forcibly used to create more flatulence. Attempting to use magic in this state results in the power of the gas expulsion increasing.”