Portia Poodle

Portia is an edgy emo poodle who often speaks with a monotone voice. She, along with her sidekick Spencer, is often seen hanging out at a graveyard in Camden Town. Dylan is love-struck whenever he sees Portia, despite her cruel pranks and lack of affection toward him. As her appearance implies, she is mysterious, spooky and edgy. She also appears slightly snobby. Portia is dark, intense, and she has tons of attitude. She is a goth who loves macabre things such as the graveyard and skulls. Although mostly laid-back, she can still come off as snobbish and even borderline obsessive and manipulative, particularly when it comes to her relationship with Dylan, whom she tends to take advantage of.

At one point, after Dylan is given a goth makeover (thanks to Fergus and Dante), Portia falls in love with Dylan (or "Danny," as she calls him). She quickly becomes obsessed with him, causing Dylan to revert to his normal appearance and act especially geeky in an attempt to scare her off. However, his plans backfire; Portia claims that "geek is the new black" and even changes her look to match Dylan's coat. Eventually, she loses interest in Dylan after he gets too romantic.

Another time, Portia and Spencer team up with Dante to prank Dylan by convincing him he is under a curse. When the prank goes too far, Dante urges Portia to stop. Portia continues, however, and performs a fake ritual to humiliate Dylan (to which Dante puts a stop to with DJ and Triple D's help).

Portia also hires Dylan's younger brother, DJ to perform for her "not-party" at the graveyard. She and Spencer scheme against Dylan once again; per the rules of their gathering, the worst dancer (who they are sure will be Dylan) must eat a plate of cat fur balls (which Dylan is severely allergic to thanks to Constantin preparing them).

Portia also talks in a monotone English accent.

Portia also likes wearing skimpy outfits like leotards, bikinis, thongs, booty shorts, lingerie, g-strings, and miniskirts.

Portia is a dark purple anthro poodle with black fur on few parts of her body. Her fur is black and purple with lavender and pink streaks. She wears a pink skull pin on her head and two cyan bows on her ears. Her collar has a dangling pink heart. She has medium-large sized breasts, sexy hips, and a thicc ass.