Water Jug Joe

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Name: Joe

Species: Anthropomorphic Object, resembling a filled water jug.

Gender: Male

Pronouns: He/Him

Age: 32

Sexuality: Bisexual

Height: 7' 2"

Physical appearance: Joe is a large burly anthropomorphic object mostly resembling an Water Jug. he doesn't have eyes physically, but can still see. He has sharp teeth and thick clear plastic skin. He has a large fat belly, fat pectorals, thick biceps, beefy hands, large palms, beefy thighs, big feet, and a big ass. He has a thick cock and heavy balls. He doesn't have blood, all replaced with water, and his organ tissues replaced with the same clear plastic.

Attire: Usually, he would wear a tight button-up yellow shirt with white flower patterns and blue shorts. The shirt is too small for him, almost at the brink of popping, as his belly button is at full view due to the buttons being held together tightly. He also wears black flipflops.

Other accessories he would wear is a grilling apron when barbecuing, tennis shoes on his runs, and some safety items.

Personality: Joe is very fatherly towards anyone he sees as younger than him, otherwise, he treats you like a brother. He is a very relaxed and laid-back individual, not getting into too much confrontation and taking pleasure in smallest of things. He is also a bit protective, wanting everyone he cares for to be safe, even giving them prepared safety items just in case. He takes pride in himself and his glorious body.

Additional info: He's currently single now, after his son, Kyle, moved out. So now he mostly spends his time at the beach, helping others, or relaxing at home. He loves the beach, and he loves grilling too. Since he's a water jug, he is always hydrated and ready to be active, even if he is quite fat. He tries to make himself less intimidating for people so he doesn't scare them off. He loves making friends, especially with other big dudes like him, but he's perfectly fine with anyone really. He would invite anyone he cares for over for dinner at his place, and is very great at cooking and grilling.