Pyrophina & Zaratana

Boon County – An American town, mostly secluded. It is slowly dying, has a cat problem, and many other issues.

Areas:

The Junkyard – A junkyard home to many rotting creatures that smell like shit, piss, and cum.

The Sewers – Home to many water-based creatures and rodents. Very wet.

Dr. Beanie’s Lab – Exactly what it sounds like.

The Bunker – A bunker inhabited by mutant cultists. It also leads directly to the Core.

The Core – Hell.

The Caves – Home to creepy crawlies and evil spiders. Nyehehehehe.

The Alleys – Where most of the cats are… actually, cats are everywhere.

Minor Characters:

Dr. Beanies – A mad scientist who is the main cause of Boon County’s problems. He loves eugenics and other animal/cat-related things.

Butch – A rough, bandit-like guy. He enjoys making cats fight each other or creatures from hell.

Tiny Jack – A little kid with a broken arm who sells furniture to save his mother (she is stuck under a LOT of furniture boxes). He also likes fights.

Tink – A gay man…? Oh, nope! He has a wife—surprisingly. A clingy, obsessive, and jealous wife. Yikes. He loves cats, or at least non-fugly cats. He HATES ugly things.

Frank – Some guy with a tail and a hunchback… and is that a little face on his back? Welp, he’s weird—and possibly a crackhead, or just extremely strange. Good at building houses, though!

Tracy – Your local PAW Mart worker. She works at the pet shop, is an animal rights activist, and is awfully cruel. She also needs to brush her teeth. Eek!

Organ Grinder – A polite zombie (?) who likes nomming on corpses. He finds death funny and entertaining too. What a weird fellow.

Guillotina – A big, fat, obese blue kitty raised by Butch. She roams around town eating small, innocent kitties. She is also larger than a person. Wow.

Radio Host – The guy on the radio.

Spewer – Our favourite spewing test subject fetus-worm looking ass. He is a paid cameo.

MAJOR CHARACTERS:

Pyrophina – A big, red, and utterly STUPID Godzilla rip-off. She is a cat from hell—I mean, uh, “the Core.” She has spikes, scales—basically a red kitty Godzilla. She HATES Zaratana (but loves fighting) and has a “go big or go home” attitude (hence the stupid part I mentioned). She also has her own toothpaste brand in Japan and respects oral hygiene immensely. Also also also a massive hypocrite.

Zaratana – A big, rocky, and TOUGH Gamera rip-off. She is a rock kitty from the moon. Crazy. She has moon-like craters across her body—honestly, not much like Gamera, but whatever. Oh yeah—she has one eye; the other is a crater. She HATES Pyrophina (mostly as a byproduct of Pyrophina’s stupid fucking face and her mocking). She's basically a living, vaguely turtle-shaped asteroid that's capable of spewing out an innumerable number of rocks.

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