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   All trolls have grey skin and horns colored in bands of red-orange to yellow-orange (vaguely resembling candy corn). The sclera of most trolls' eyes are the same yellow-orange color as their horn tips; however some trolls with mutations can have eyes in different colors, and which can flash and change color altogether under certain circumstances. A troll's orange eyes can become more reddened when "bloodshot" or turn completely red when damaged, for example by the sun. Many other parts of troll anatomy are black, including their hair and lips.

   Trolls' bodies are saturated with an ingredient that colors much of their internal biology, including their blood and their tears, and the position of their blood on a spectrum of colors affects various other aspects of their biology (see the hemospectrum). While troll irises are grey in youth, they also become this color in adulthood; outside of this, however, a troll's blood color is rarely visible externally, and even some inner organs such as their tongues appear as a bloodless gray.

   Anatomy

   Trolls often refer to parts of their anatomy in vague terms. The word 'stem' is used to allude to a part of the torso ("LOBE STEM") as well as to a sort of appendage, 'nub' to a troll's shoulder ("take the chip off your nub"), chest ("something that ive been meaning to get off my nub"), knee ("NUB SLAPPERS") or particularly short and blunt pair of horns, and 'frond' to mean any kind of limb or appendage ("PULLING MY FROND, A LIMP FRONDED STOOGE"). The phrase 'frond nub' has even been used to refer to what is presumably a tree.

   The term 'nook' seems to refer to any crevice or hollow in the troll body, such as a throat or stomach ("really gets stuck in your nook"), anus ("up to your nook", "his head up his nook") or heart ("FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY NOOK"). The phrase "bone nook" is also used, possibly to refer to a skull. The terms 'bulge' and 'bone bulge' are used similarly, sometimes seemingly meaning someone's head or skull "(IT DIDN'T GET THROUGH YOUR THICK BULGE???"), an appendage, or some kind of phallic sex organ (get you all off my bulge about it).

   Despite referring to it with their own terminology, much of troll anatomy seems to be similar to that of humans. Most mature trolls have four limbs and a head attached to a vertical torso (presumably supported by a spine-like structure called the torso pillar). Trolls have four fingers and a thumb on each hand and two eyes (ganderbulbs), a mouth (a chitinous windhole attached to a protein chute and/or a squawk blister) and some form of hearing organs called auricular sponge clots or HEAR DUCTS. Female trolls also have swollen pectoral masses (rumble spheres), though they do not serve a mammary purpose like human breasts do (likely due to their reproductive method: see #Reproduction and life cycle).

   Troll brains (sometimes called the 'think pan', which can also generally mean 'head' or 'mind') supposedly appear similar to human brains, and certain psychic powers are seemingly caused by mutations of the brain.

   Reproduction and life cycle

   Trolls are reproductively 8isexual, capable of forming reproductive relationships — matesprit and kismesis pairs — between any combination of sexes. Trolls provide a combinative genetic mix from these concupiscent pairings to the imperial drone, who takes it to the mother grub in the brooding caverns to be combined into one incestuous slurry. According to commentary in the Homestuck books, Andrew Hussie "believe[s] it's been implied" that this genetic material is the result of "prodigious vomiting", but references to the particulars of the troll mating ritual in the comic itself are sparse.

   A young wiggler, expected to live only one or two dozen sweeps.

   With this genetic material the mother grub lays hundreds of thousands of eggs at once. These eggs hatch into six-limbed larval trolls, called 'wigglers', which attach themselves to the cavern's stalactites to spin cocoons. Wigglers emerge from their cocoons as young trolls with two arms and two legs. After this pupation a troll is expected to go through a series of dangerous trials, of which failure means death. Surviving trolls are selected by a lusus naturae that is sympathetic to their scent, which serves as a companion throughout their life and provides young trolls with their names. After emerging from the caverns young trolls design their own hives, which are built for them by carpenter droids.

   Diet

   The troll diet seems to mostly consist of insect matter, though they can subsist on other forms of meat, and some trolls have even been known to drink milk with no apparent setbacks. Troll teeth vary greatly in shape, ranging between flat human-like incisors, vampiric fangs, consistently sharp shark-like teeth and blunted uneven fangs from individual to individual.

   Trolls have to get their stomach pumped if they eat onions; plants in the Allium family such as onions contain sulfoxides and aliphatic sulfides which are toxic to many non-human animals on Earth.

   Society and culture

   Trolls initially lived on a peaceful planet called Beforus. A glitch in a game of Sgrub played by its inhabitants, however, necessitated a scratch in order to give their race a second attempt at playing. The glitch was in actuality the calling card of Lord English, and served to allow him and his servants to appear on the planet post-scratch and manipulate the trolls for his own purposes.

   Troll society on Alternia has been influenced by Doc Scratch since the dawn of their sentience, at which point he introduced Gl'bgolyb to the planet, allowing the fuchsia caste and Her Imperious Condescension to rule over the rest of the race. Alternian trolls have placed great cultural importance on teaching children to become architecturally adept while very young, indicating that their society has been influenced in order to produce better players of Sgrub.

   Like their real-world namesakes, trolls are a generally crude and antisocial race; however in their vernacular troll is a verb that has a lot of nuance and can mean a lot of different things.. This stems from their warlike nature; many young trolls aspire to take on military roles such as THRESHECUTIONERS, CAVALREAPERS, LAUGHSASSINS, and RUFFIANNIHILATORS, all of whom aid the Condesce in the invasion of other planets across the galaxy. Their violent society is enforced by a rigid caste system whereby trolls with purple blood oppress trolls with blue blood and so on downward to the red blooded, and also by their culturally negligent upbringings, during which they are on their own save for their lusii, and are susceptible to drone attack if they fail to uphold the strict Alternian regime.

   Every troll in Alternian society is given a sign; how exactly these are assigned to the individual troll is not known, though blood color is a factor, with each caste having a huge alphabet specific to that class. Many trolls also believe that a troll from the past who shared their sign is likely to be their ancestor, and that the two are likely to have similar fates. The sign is always worn on the clothing, which is usually quite simple, as trolls think fashion is stupid. This may not have been a belief on Beforus, as the dancestors have much more varied outfits.

   Rather than the single form of romance or love practiced by humans, trolls have four quadrants, two of which serve a reproductive purpose (see reproduction and life cycle above) and two of which serve to balance the incredibly complex and, as described above, often bellicose social relationships among trolls.

   Though the language spoken by the trolls seems to be for the most part mutually intelligible with the English language spoken on Earth, it is still considered its own language, with unique quirks that differentiate it from any language of Earth. It is said that 'friend' and 'enemy' translate to the same troll word, and that trolls don't even have a word for dare; however trolls have also been seen using these words correctly on multiple occasions. It is unclear whether Homestuck employs translation convention to make troll conversations easier to understand for English-language readers, or if some of the claims made by the comic's narration or characters are incorrect or misleading. Similarly, though troll language is often depicted as written in an Alternian alphabet, it is merely a substitution cipher for English written with the Latin alphabet, and the Latin alphabet also appears across Alternia.

   One of the key features of the troll language is their use of descriptive compound phrases to replace some simple nouns; for example what would be called a 'toilet' in English is called a load gaper in troll language. However Alternia's aristocracy tend to prefer more English-like nouns, such as 'fridge' instead of thermal hull.

   Troll anatomy:

   Think pan: The brain Bone bulge: A sexual organ of some sort Nook: Likely to be a sexual organ, but could be otherwise Chitinous windhole: Trachea/windpipe Protein chute: Esophagus Auricular sponge clots: Organ in the ear Autoerogenous shame globe: Likely a sexual organ Cartilage nub: nose Lobe stem: brain stem Phlegm lobe: Some kind of throat organ Seedflap: a sex organ of some sort

   Troll homes:

   Respiteblock: Private room Hive: Home Ablution trap: Bathtub Recuperacoon: Troll equivalent to a bed; a container of a fluid called sopor slime, which helps with sleep. Sopor Slime: Helps calm trolls to sleep; should not be consumed. While humans just don't really have much use for it, slime is a substance all too familiar to the trolls of Alternia, seemingly including some of their own secretions. The most often seen form of slime on Alternia is sopor slime, though it is also frequently found in computers and other troll technology. Communal hive stem: apartment building Lawnring: yard Thermal hull: refrigerator Husktop: laptop Nutrition plateau: plate Whirling device: fan One wheel device: unicycle Three wheel device: tricycle Four wheel device: wheelchair

   Troll society:

   Lusus/Lusi: Troll equivalent to guardians Imperial Drones: Guys who come to get troll genetic material Mother Grub: Mother of all trolls; combines all genetic material brought to her to create grubs Grubs: Baby trolls Wiggler: young troll kids (presumably when they possess limbs, as opposed to a grub) (Note: a troll’s birthday is called a wriggling day, but they are called wigglers, not wrigglers!) Carpenter droids: robots that facilitate a hive’s building process Threshecutioners: one of the Empress’s lethal brigades and, indeed, one of the most lethal members in society. Weapon: sickles. Laughsassins: one of the Empress’s lethal brigades. Cavalreapers: one of the Empress’s lethal brigades. Weapon: lances. The Summoner rose up through the ranks of the Cavalreapers, assuming command of the army, which would lead a rebellion. Tavros one day hopes to be recruited as a Cavalreaper and practices his jousting just in case. Ruffiannihilators: one of the Empress’s lethal brigades. A STRONG and honorable class. Archeradicators: one of the most noble echelon the imperial forces have to offer, according to Equius. Weapon: bows and arrows. Subjugglators: exceptionally brutal enforcers of the hemospectrum in troll society to whom the Empress delegated oppression. One of the highest castes, as even bluebloods are beneath them. Gamzee is a descendant of one of the high subjugglators, the Grand Highblood. Legislacerators: prosecuting attornies who conduct investigations and seek to bring evil-doers to justice, which is brought about by executing them by hanging. Redglare was a legislacerator who was hung by her own noose, intended for Mindfang. Gamblignants: deadly marauders of ancient times with a passion for chance. They all died off because they took too many risks, however.

   12th Perigee's Eve The Troll equivalent of Christmas, occurring around the same time of the sweep/year cycle. A troll's Lusus leaves prior to this event and returns on the day of this celebration with a behemoth leaving for the purpose of decorating, similar to the logging of conifers for use as Christmas trees.

   Ablution Trap Bathtub.

   Acid Tract Stomach.

   Acid Tubes Intestines.

   Aggravation Sponge Part of a troll's brain. Likely the amygdala, the human brain section responsible for fear, aggression and the fight or flight response.

   Alternian Slam Poetry An ancient form of rap.

   Anguish Bladder A gland inside the troll forehead that stores dismay fluid. Likely a tear gland or part of the troll endocrine system.

   Archeradicator An elite unit in the Troll military. Sought by Equius. Said to be "perhaps the most noble echelon the imperial forces have to offer", and implied to involve archery.

   Arena Stickball An Alternian sport best described as a hybrid of baseball, quidditch, rugby, and pool.

   Arena Stickball Balls There are various types of them. The types we know about are: DOZER, which makes those who touch it fall asleep. STITCHER, a loose pile of yarn which must be rolled into a ball before scoring and may distract the Prowler. TRACER, which will try to follow the path of the previous game. FINISHER, which will move on a predetermined path to the goal. MATCHTIP, which can burn you. CLOVER, which is presumably very hard to hit. SNOWBALL, the deadliest. MAN ON THE MOON, which pushers can't interact with.

   Auricular Sponge Clots Some part of the inner ear.

   Autoerogenous Shame Globes Part of the troll sexual anatomy. Karkat mentions "stimulating our autoerogenous shame globes" as a seeming analogue for masturbation.

   Banana Hammock Briefs (possibly just human slang, since it was used by Arquiusprite and he prefixed it with "human").

   Bark Gnomes Some sort of possibly-mythical tree-dwelling fairies from Alternian folklore. Mentioned only once by Karkat, could have been made up on the fly as part of a snarky retort.

   Barkbeast Dog.

   Barkfiend Dog.

   Beefgrub Some of insectoid Alternian livestock and/or a meat product made from said animal.

   Behemoth Leaving Poop of a large creature. Traditionally dragged in by one's lusus and decorated similar to a Christmas tree on 12th Perigees' Eve.

   Bellowsacs Lungs.

   Bellowsac Enclosures Ribcage.

   Bilescooper Some form of Alternian utensil.

   Bileslaw Possibly a kind of coleslaw.

   Block Room. See: "Respiteblock," "Rumpusblock," "Looneyblock."

   Blow Sack Vocal sac (an organ used by some species of frogs to amplify their croaks).

   Bobblenugs Bobbleheads.

   Boiled tree blood Maple syrup.

   Bone Bulge A vulgar term for some troll sexual organ.

   Bone Nook A vulgar term for a specific bodily orifice. May be synonymous with nook.

   Brawler A position in Arena Stickball.

   Breeze Blender Fan.

   Bugwinged An expletive adjective. Due to the cultural idealization of insect wings among trolls, possibly a form of religious cursing or blasphemy ("holy shit", "god-damnit" etc.)

   Bulge Likely synonymous with bone bulge. Vulgar.

   Carbonated Hydration Juice Soda. One reported flavor is Clawgunk.

   Cartilaginous Nub Nose.

   Cavalreaper Elite mounted unit of the Alternian military. Sought by Tavros.

   Chagrin Tunnel Either rectum, or the mouth of a complainer. May be intentionally synonymous as an insult.

   Cheese Critter Mouse.

   Chitin Chunk Likely a troll sexual organ.

   Chitin Scraper Some sort of tool, likely to scrape chitin.

   Chitinous Windhole Larynx

   Cholerbear A bear-like lusus. Possibly has six arms/limbs as suggested by Karkat in a conversation with Jade. At least some varieties are armored. Sometimes a lusus for tealbloods, noted as being sluggish and large enough to ride. Particularly strong arms.

   Chumbucket Derogatory term for sea dwellers, extremely vulgar

   Churned Dairy Product Butter.

   CIP Politically correct Beforan term for land dwelling highbloods. (Cerulean / Indigo / Purple)

   Cluckbeast Chicken.

   Cluckbeast Ova Chicken egg.

   Clutchropes Grappling hooks / harpoons.

   Cocoon Synonymous with Recuperacoon.

   Collapsing and Expanding Bladder Based Aquatic Vascular System The sea troll equivalent of the heart.

   Communal Hive Stem Apartment tower.

   Container of Scalding Leaf Fluid Cup of tea.

   Controller A position in Arena Stickball.

   Corpse Box Improvised or rarely-used term for casket. (Trolls do not hold funerals)

   Combustion Sludge Gas.

   Crossing Trestle Bridge.

   Cruel Aid Kool-Aid.

   Cuebat A form of Alternian sports equipment used in Arena Stickball.

   Cull Alternian: Kill, within the context of Alternia's brutal, Spartanesque system of survival. Beforan (and Feferi's personal dictionary. Related, as she is the empress in the Beforan universe): Adopt and coddle.

   Dirt Noodles Earthworms. ("open a can of dirt noodles")

   Dismay Fluid Either tears or some sort of endocrine fluid. Stored in the anguish bladder.

   Dong Shouter Bell.

   Dross Coffer Garbage can, dumpster, wastebasket, bin, trash receptacle.

   Enclosure Talons Quotation marks.

   Espiacrooner A FLARP class, stealth and singing.

   Exoskeleton Typically literal, but can be used in the same way as a human would use backbone e.g. "Backbone of an argument."

   Falldown Slat Skateboard.

   Fantasy Phantom Imaginary friend.

   Fart Niblets Beans.

   Filial Pail The type of buckets used to store and transport troll reproductive slurry. All buckets are seen as sexual items as a result of this function, and it is likely no normal buckets are ever used by trolls.

   Finish Crumbs Periods (the punctuation).

   Flavor Disc Pizza.

   Flaysquad A unit of Threshecutioners.

   Four Wheel Device Skateboard, wheelchair, and likely other devices bearing four wheels.

   Frond Leg (as in "pulling someone's frond") ?

   Fricasseed Throttlemoth Reticulum A type of food which it is dangerous to breathe in while preparing, and can give you Throttlemoth Virus.

   Frond Nub Tree ("BRAYING UP THE WRONG FROND NUB.")

   Game Grub Alternian equivalent of game cartridges, discs, USB drives and so on. Also the name of an Alternian / Beforan gaming magazine and counterpart of Earth's GameBro / Game GRL.

   Gallsphincter Some nature of valve in the troll biliary tract, possibly the sphincter of ampulla.

   Gambligant An Alternian class of roguish noble thiefs and pirates, regarded as a scourge upon Troll society but also hired as mercenaries. Vriska aspires to be one of them.

   Gander Bulb Eyeball, possibly retina.

   Gander Precipice Balcony.

   Glance Nugget Eye

   Glitter Biscuit Gold star sticker, possibly other or all bright medals or awards.

   Gobblefiend Turkey

   Grub A highly common term used for various sorts of insect larvae (and non-larval insectoids with neotenous, larva-like shapes) and their derivates.

   Grubcake A type of food, which has glucose sacs. Possibly also pancakes?

   Grub-Fisted Ham-fisted.

   Grubflecks A type of cereal.

   Grubloaf Alternian food with similarities to one or more of meatloaf, bread, sausage rolls or meat buns. Likely fashioned from insectoid livestock. Commonly leavened.

   Grubloaf and Tuber Paste Meat and potatoes.

   Grub Juice A juice which can supposedly help restore depleted reserves of psionic power.

   Grubsauce Seems to be a blanket term for any troll condiment; used as an analog to mayonnaise when Sollux said "this shits more real than kraft grubsauce in obvious analogy to Dave's line "this shits more real than kraft mayo", and used as an analog to corn syrup when Vriska said "high fructose grub sauce". It comes in multiple colours and it can be mistaken for blood.

   Grubshed Some sort of toolshed, woodshed or barn.

   Grubslurry Edible slurry from some sort of insectoid livestock, which needs agitation.

   Grubslurry Agitator Agitates grubslurry.

   Grubsteak Steak from some sort of insectoid livestock.

   Grubtube Alternian equivalent of YouTube. Mentioned by Vriska.

   Grubwurst A type of sausage made from Alternian insectoid livestock.

   Hatched Born. (used in social phrases such as "a hatched leader", "[they were] hatched for each other", "hatchright" etc.)

   Hatefriend A friend / rival of the non-romantic variety.

   Having One's Horns Handed To Them Soundly defeated. Served.

   Hear Ducts Ear canal.

   Heft Satchels Jokingly suggested term for bra by the author.

   Hemospectrum Range of troll blood colors. Closely tied to, if not outright dictative, of social status and class.

   Hive Home.

   Hold Poles Railings.

   Honkbird Goose.

   Hoof Slang term for foot among certain circles of Troll society, typically landed highbloods with a favour for muscle culture.

   Hoofbeast Horses, cow and bull and possibly other hooved animals.

   Hoofbeastmanure Bullshit / horseshit, chiefly in the perjorative.

   Hunger Trunk Refrigerator.

   Huskloaf Likely some sort of food made from troll grubs or grub carapace. May be related to grubloaf.

   Husktop Laptop.

   Hydration Cylinder Soda can.

   Ignorance Shaft Throat of a foolish person, or someone saying something foolish.

   Ignorance Tunnel Mouth of a foolish person, or someone saying something foolish.

   Inexpensive Tobacco Flutes Cheap cigars.

   Injury Panel Skateboard.

   Invertebrother Slang for "bro" used by Gamzee and Kurloz.

   Laughsassin An Alternian class of performer-assassins. Likely a sub-type of Subjugglator. Gamzee has referred to their usage of trapezes.

   Lawnmeal Picnic.

   Lawnring Yard.

   Legislacerator An Alternian class of bounty hunter-lawyers. Terezi aspires to their ranks.

   Livechurnal Livejournal.

   Load Gaper Toilet.

   Lobe Stem Brainstem.

   Lookstubs Eyes.

   Looneyblock Insane asylum.

   Loungeplank Couch / sofa.

   Lumpsquirt A vulgar term for some nature of bodily fluid.

   Lusus A Troll's bonded animal guardian, found during their trials in the caverns as infants and sharing a blood colour. Trolls and their Lusii in a symbiotic relationship, acting as dual-caretakers, guardians and pets.

   Marchbugs Ants.

   Mating Fondness Sexual attraction, possibly for matespritship only.

   Maturation Rites The rites a troll must go through upon maturation. Also called Rites of Maturation.

   Meal Block Kitchen.

   Meal Tunnel Throat.

   Meal Vault Fridge and/or freezer.

   Medicalizer A small contraption in the wall for highbloods that is capable of healing serious injuries such as broken bones. Mainly fit for arms and/or legs.

   Moisturewave A genre of troll music, likely similar to "vaporwave."

   Mucus On the Grubloaf Icing/cherry on the cake, tip of the iceberg and similar phrases.

   Musclebeast Alternian centaurs. Might also refer to horses or impressive hoofbeasts in general.

   Muscular Theatre May be wrestling, unsure.

   Nibble Vermin Rat.

   Nook A vulgar term for a bodily orifice, either generally or to a specific one, in which case likely sexual. May be synonymous with bone nook. "Nook sniffer/whiffer" is an insult frequently employed by Karkat.

   Nub A general term for many blunt, rounded body part (nose, shoulder, chest, knees, Karkat's horns, etc.). Can mean foot, apparently ("I w8ted on you prong and fucking nu8.")

   Nugbone Head.

   Nut Creature Squirrel.

   Nutrition Cylinder Cans of food.

   Nutrition Plateau Plate.

   Oblong Meat Product Troll hotdog.

   Omniscuttlecoach Bus.

   One Wheel Device Unicycle.

   Oral Sphincter Some part of a Mother Grub's anatomy, of which it possesses at least three, one of which is vestigial.

   Pointy-Ass Glam Badges Gold star stickers.

   Porous Cranial Plates Some area of internal head or skull anatomy.

   Posture Pole Spine.

   Probechute Likely of some troll sexual organ. Alternately, it may refer to part of some sensory organ (nostril, ear canal, some opening in the gills or fins on the sides of sea dweller faces).

   Prong Hand.

   Protein Chute Esophagus.

   Prowler A position in Arena Stickball.

   Pusher A shortened term for "blood pusher," or the heart, and also a position in Arena Stickball.

   Pump Buscuit Heart.

   Pupa Literally a troll larva in pupation, but frequently and cultural used as a term for a young child, most likely a toddler who's only freshly pupated and emerged from the caverns. Used as an insult for cowardly or fanciful older children.

   Rainbow Drinker The troll equivalent of a vampire, a jade-blooded troll who has drank the blood of other trolls. The word "rainbow" refers to the many colours of the troll hemospectrum. Rainbow drinkers are stated by Kanaya to be clearly distinct from shadow droppers. Their skin can glows white and their eyes yellow (and they are naturally unaffected or benefit from sunlight, and are more comfortable with sunshine than normal trolls) and they are apparently incredibly fast.

   Rakeprong Some form of Alternian utensil.

   Recuprecoon The unusual containers of Sopor Slime that Alternian trolls use as beds. Trolls refer to all beds as these or cocoons.

   Resifluid Greywater; sullage.

   Respiteblock Bedroom.

   Ruffiannihilator A exceptionally strong, unarmed class of the Alternian military. Ideal for Equius, who considers this as acceptable given his inability to join the Archeradicators.

   Rumble Spheres Breasts.

   Rumpus Block Rumpus room / rec room.

   Schoolfed Schooled. As in soundly defeated.

   Schoolhive Schoolhouse.

   Scienstiff A historical group which drew the ire of the Subjugglators. Mentioned by Gamzee while comparing to Dave as one.

   Scourdray Mop cart.

   Scuttlebuggy A car or car-like vehicle.

   Scythian Amazon's horribly distasteful cousin. Has caste-based barriers to ordering certain items. No returns for rustbloods.

   Seed Flap Used perjoratively as a term for someone's mouth.

   Shadow Dropper Certain types of diurnal Alternian undead (nocturnal trolls are nocturnal and the alternian sun is dangerous, meaning the living are unlikely to ever cast a shadow while outdoors), of which there appears to be a variety.

   Shame Globes Testicles.

   Shithive Maggots Shithouse rats.

   Shout Pole Exclamation mark.

   Shout Sphincter Vocal chords.

   Skyhorse Alternia's flying seahorse Lusii, generally used by seadwellers. Snooty individuals are told to "get off their high skyhorse".

   Slam Or Get Culled The Alternian form of something like "American Idol" and similar shows.

   Snack Mineral Salt.

   Sniffnode Some part of the olfactory system.

   Snort Barrels Nostrils, either internal and/or external.

   Solar Sweep Alternian equivalent of a year. Exactly as long as 2 Earth years and 2 Earth months (give or take a few days due to variable month length), or approximately 2.16 Earth years.

   Sopor Slime The soporific slimey drug which trolls sleep in. Keeps away daymares and subdues psionic powers while asleep. Not supposed to be eaten, but when eaten, produces a high. Can be physically and mentally draining, it's not unheard of it injuring trolls which are in bad health when they go to sleep.

   Smearspinner Floor Waxer

   Snuggleplane Blanket.

   Spinal Crevice Ass / ass crack.

   Splaysac Beanbag chair, typically filled with sopor slime. Needs occasional jostling.

   Spine Lump Unknown. Perhaps a part of the forehead, scalp or horns, part of the upper hack, or some sort of insect worn as a hat or helmet.

   Spleenfowl A type of bird large enough to ride, described as "8rainless" and "squawking". A common lusus for tealbloods.

   Sponge Part or all of the brain. May refer to any soft, spongy tissue (i.e., sponge clots).

   Squawk Blister Voicebox and/or Adam's apple.

   Squawk Gaper Mouth.

   Squeal Pipette Throat.

   Stemcluster City

   Stickjammers Pushpins.

   Stingbug's Nest Bee/hornet/wasp's nest.

   Strut Pod Foot.

   Subgrub Suburbs.

   Subjuggulator An Alternian class, social and possibly military as well, of religious police and enforcers, recruited exclusively from land-dwelling Purplebloods. Often synonymous with "Highblood."

   Surprise Noodle Question mark.

   Sway Chair "Rocker"

   Talk Blaster Mouth.

   Tattleterror Tattletale.

   Tactical Contingistrat Plan.

   Thermal Hull Fridge.

   Think Pan Brain and/or head.

   Thorax "Asleep at the thorax" is used in the same context as "asleep at the wheel"; the idiom probably originates in the Alternian equivalent of horseback riding.

   Threshecutioner An Alternian class of sickle-wielding soldiers, and the most lethally acclaimed members of troll society. They conquered more planets than any other Imperial Force, and Karkat aspires to join their ranks.

   Thresher Fan (or used similarly to fan). (CG: THAT'S PROBABLY HOW IT ALL WENT DOWN WHEN THE SHIT HIT THE THRESHER.) Possibly means "hatchet" (CG: APOLOGY ACCEPTED, KARKAT. LET'S BURY THE THRESHER WITH A TOTALLY PLATONIC BRO BULGE BUMP.).

   Throb Stalk Either part of troll genitalia or a sex toy. (CCG: IF YOU FEEL THE NEED TO SAY SOMETHING SMUG, DO ME A FAVOR AND SHOVE A THROB STALK IN IT.)

   Throttlemoth Some type of Alternian insect.

   Thump Tortoise Heart

   Tomewriggler Bookworm

   Torso Pillar Spine.

   Troll Caegar An item of coinage, roughly equivalent to an American dime ("troll caegar a dozen"). Terezi owns a double-headed one she uses for "decisions." , depicting Troll Julius Caesar ("Caegar" continuing the running gag of "Gog" and "Jegus") with his eyes on one side scratched out.

   Tuber Paste Mashed potatoes.

   Trolling Used for all forms of online instant messaging as well as trolling.

   Trunkbeast Elephant.

   Tubeflora Shavings Wood shavings.

   Two Wheel Device Bicycle.

   Vacillation Romantic uncertainty; a troll attempting to have multiple romances with the same partner. Uniquely applicable to the troll race's fourfold romance. An integral part of romantic and dramatic fiction, but considered immature in an individual.

   Wiggler Larval troll. Also used by Aranea to refer to baby cherubs.

   Weakslime Weaksauce.

   Wheel Device General term for wheeled vehicles. Usually proceeded by number of wheels. EX: One Wheel Device = Unicycle.

   Woolbeast Sheep.

   Woolbeast Material Wool.

   Wrangler A bronzeblood position in Arena Stickball.

   Wriggling Day Birthday.

   Zapper A position in Arena Stickball.

   Zigzag Incline Stairs.

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