Me, but if I was female

Lazy, has ADHD without the H, is a glutton due to her AD(H)D, and well. She’s easy to fatten, anyway, she’s got a thicc figure, a slightly pudgy stomach, a sleepy and cuddly personality, coding knowlage and well, she’s a gooner, a reall gooner that would honestly make oversexualated models in a kids game if she could, but wouldn’t share them. Anyway. She’s got a sweet tooth, a love for anything salty (tho hating sweet and salty), also, she’s very, very fucking picky, and could be honestly confused for being autistic, anyway, she loves anything warm, and so she will wear sweaters even when it’s fucking hot outside, anyway, she has a sweet sailor mouth, long brown hair, white skin, her own game (that’s basically that the player is in hell, needing to feed on blood and do a genocide) and well, she also loves chubby people, she’s bold, kinda smart yet silly, mishevious (with a side of loving hearing laughter) and well, she is french, but instead of saying "putain" or those french swears, she’ll say catholic words, even if she isn’t catholic, anyway, she’d franglophone (french and anglophone) she loves breakcore and 8-bit music, and is a great synthetic musitian, she’s very unmotivated sometimes, but… she can be hyperfocused on stuff. She’s tomboyish, and also, she loves, but absolutely loves teasing others, and also, she can be pretty fun. Anyway, she’s very playfull, confident and loving. But she’s lazy at a point where she even slurs her own words together, not caring to make sense. She always seems nonchallant and uncaring, but after a bad thing, she will fucking care, even if she’s random as shit. She’s very giggly too and also bi-sexual, finding boys with glasses cute. She also isn’t that tall, yet she is very man-ish. She doesn’t have a filter, is very chill and cool, anndd is very clingy to a point that she will get sad for 5 hours after ruining a friendship with someone she just met