Name: Randal Species: Light Brown Raccoon Hair: No hair, fur, bald Eyes: black Features: 46 year old chubby, fat huge ass (jiggles with every movement and twice as jiggly when wearing no pants), unibrow, red nose, tail with darker brown stripes. Tattoo of a logo (a butt cleavage with a fist aiming above it at it) raccoon Personality: Personality Positive characteristics: friendly, stable Negative characteristics: cowardly, grumpy Words often used: cowardly, friendly, grumpy, stable Other words that might be used: affable, amiable, amicable, bad-tempered, balanced, blimpish, bourgeois, cautious, chickenhearted, chummy, companionate, comradely, conservative, conventional, cordial, couthie, couthy, cowardly, cozy, crabbed, crabby, cringing, cross, dastardly, educated, enlightened, faint, fainthearted, favorable, fearful, firm, friendly, fussy, fusty, genial, grouchy, grumpy, hidebound, ill-natured, ill-tempered, informal, informed, instructed, intimate, knowing, knowledgeable, lasting, learned, lettered, lily-livered, literate, materialistic, matey, neighborly, neighbourly, nonprogressive, numerate, pally, poor-spirited, pusillanimous, recreant, schooled, self-educated, semiliterate, social, sound, stabilized, stable, standpat, static, steady, taught, timid, traditionalist, tutored, ultraconservative, unchangeable, unchanging, unfluctuating, unprogressive, unreactive, well-disposed, well-educated, well-read, white-livered, yellow, yellow-bellied Moral: sometimes Stable: sometimes Loyal: sometimes Generous: sometimes Extrovert: sometimes Compassionate: sometimes IQ: 109 Hobbies: jigsaw puzzles, hockey, charity work, going to the movies, cookery, drone photography, extreme ironing, spreading right-wing propoganda Clothing: Grey dress shirt, black iron pressed pants, short white socks, brown shoes Favourite foods: dark chocolate buttons, jammy biscuits Backstory: Randal Coleman, 46, grew up in a small Midwestern town where weekend hockey games were the calendar of life. He earned a degree in business studies and built his early career in project coordination, eventually becoming a management consultant specializing in managing construction projects—budgeting, timelines, and the kind of risk matrices that keep sites safe and clients calmer. He presents as friendly and steady with clients and crews alike, a dependable presence who can translate technical plans into schedules the team can actually follow. Randal defines himself as bisexual and has long been quietly proud of the private life he's built with a close circle of friends; he prefers a stable routine over drama, and he's good at finding pragmatic compromises when different stakeholders clash.

At home he relaxes with jigsaw puzzles—and he follows and occasionally plays in adult recreational hockey leagues, where the occasional scrape on the ice is more acceptable than confrontation off it. That tendency makes him a touch grumpy at home/work, quick to scowl at small inconveniences. Unbeknownst to his acquaintances, Randal harbored a dark secret. Through a safe and discreet app on his phone, he offered his services as an escort, catering to clients who desired a unique experience with an anthropomorphic animal like himself. This secret side of his life was symbolized by the discreet tattoo of an ass facing upwards, accompanied by a fist facing down