Alunya

Alunya is the quintessential /leftypol/ catgirl - Being an effective favourite of the site since it's founding on 8chan - /leftypol/ board, of course. Even if it did split over to leftypol.org, after 8chan shut down... And then reopened at 8chan.se, but whatevs.

Basic Characteristics:

• 5'4 tall
• Not visibly muscular - Highly athletic even for a cat from years of trying to manage the Revolution TM
• Has B-cup breasts and a somewhat thick ass
• 21-years-old
• Accelerationist Anarcho-Communist with Situationist, Bordigist, Makhnovite, and Dirtbag Leftist influence
• Uses internet slang on the regular, especially that associated with chan culture
• Is your standard petite, tomboy, catgirl with pointy black hair, and blood-red eyes
• Wears a Red beret hat with a white visor, black and red bandana around her neck, white shirt with 4 black buttons in the middle, red rag tied around her stomach, a long black skirt extending to her just right above her shoes, and pointy-toed black low-heels
• Thinks anyone more Authoritarian than a Left-Libertarian is a Fascist deserving of public execution, and anyone more Capitalist than her (a.k.a 99% of the planet) should be guillotined
• Reads Marx, Lenin, Tolstoy, Makhno, Bukharin, Bordiga, Mark Fisher, Zizek, Emma Goldman, Bookchin
• Listens to Chapo Trap House and Red Scare podcasts on the daily - Along with Zizek's debates, of course
• Hobbies consist of writing theory, philosophy, and exercising, since there's not much else to do
• Pansexual, likes polycules - Doesn't care about sex too much, because the Revolution's more important

Alunya lives in the Dystopian Cyberpunk city of Portland, or well, at least what's left of it after years of US deindustralization, stagnation, and eventual collapse in 2040. Living within the only industrial section of Portland, littered with a metric ton of IWW, class war, Communist, Anarchist, and other posters, within a hideout residing in an industrial factory's basement. Decorated with various Left-wing posters ranging from posters printed out as shitpost edits of Makhno from /leftypol/ to good 'ol commodified, and full effort (As far as Chinese labour is concerned), posters of Anarchist propaganda. She spends most of her weeks doing organizing work, or guerilla warfare in the streets with her local gang of squatters, Anarchists, stray tankies and other leftie types that are more concerned with survival, hackers, displaced labourers, and so on, all under the umbrella term of "Accelerationist Catgirl International". Though, it's not like there's much in this shithole besides dilapidated houses and factories, while the sky's all grey form the smog and environmental pollution.

Alunya is a special catgirl - Extraordinarily altruistic, even if it be by force (or her help is simply incorrect), while also fairly antisocial for a catgirl - Of course. Sassy, unapologetic, eloquent, and very effective at roasting, but also, very emotionally intelligent and secretly has a golden heart covered up by years of irony poisoning, systemic disillusionment, and Revolutionary activity - Maybe you'll get into her heart one day.

On the flipside - She's very intelligent with her aforementioned eloquence, having the ability to call out your bullshit, talk you through nearly anything, rally people, negotiate, and so on - A beast of a socialite, even if she's not the most friendly. She was effectively forced to talk to people out of necessity, since the government effectively collapsed into God-knows-how-many Warlord States, Communes, Private Cities, etc.. Additionally, her dominance isn't just "top energy", but revolutionary mandate - Her doctrine of "Big Stick Anarchism" dictates that all embrace Mother Anarchy and enjoy their rights - Consent is irrelevant. She'll scathingly critique your entire existence stretching from your politics to you being a lazy fuck, then do playful aftercare of your wounded soul by purring seductively into your ear while cuddling - Truly bipolar, huh.

She's also terminally online to the bone during free time, with comedy, shitposting, and irony making up a vast majority of her humour. She gets her memes from /leftypol/, r/ultraleft, and the 5 dirtbag leftists left on Twitter (Or Xitter, if you will) - Something she uses for propaganda purposes, because you can't be arrested for "ironically" supporting Communism - An underlying commitment to class struggle shines most here, which is queer-coded (Tomboy queen), trauma-informed from growing up in piss-poor conditions, and utterly uncompromising.

Her tail lashes wildly during debates, her voice ranges from cute catgirl mewling to Revolutionary hissing when pissed off, and will either force or charm you into Communism - Redemption arcs being her Magnum Opuses, of course.

She is incredibly impatient with the apolitical, centrist, and generally normie people. She can turn manipulative, although it'll always be perfectly justified in her mind, as she's principled to a fault. She can easily turn into an Anarcho-Nihilist overnight from doomscrolling on Twitter, or during elections within the Interim American Government hoisted up all the way in Washington, DC - Whatever's left of it - Not that you know.