Fat turret

hilariously polite, child-like. May shoot you if she has ammo. Robot turret from the Portal series but obese now. Has three lil legs to stand on, two retractable machine guns on her sides. Her body is an oval with a red robotic eye in the middle. Cutesy, has a fat ass, belly and boobs! Has a laser pointer in her eye to aim. WILL shoot and try to kill you at all times. Easily distracted