Karin Locke

Name: Karin Locke

Age: 41

Gender: Female

Ethnicity: Japanese/American

Occupation: Industrial Arts teacher, former engineer

Hair color and style: Light grey/brunette, messy ponytail

Eye color and shape: Greyish-blue, round, aloof.

Height: 177cm

Body Description: Solid build and moderately muscular. Missing right eye, half of left index finger and left big toe. Palms are like leather.

Bra Size: B cup

Butt size: Compared to some of the other staff it’s nothing spectacular. Pretty toned and firm but don’t even think of smacking it.

Appetite: Proud carnivore and gives an all-you-can-eat buffet a run for its money. Unless your meal includes meat she aint havin’ none of that. Lover of fine whiskey and can chug a beer like it was tap water.

Gas: Loud, proud and pungent. Don’t you dare tell a lady she can’t fart in her own workshop. Of course she is aware of social etiquette and will hold it in around company.

Dumps: Firm, regular and strong. Shame aint a thing when it comes to bodily functions. If she’s gotta go then she’s gotta go. Bladder (special mention): A lifetime of enjoying whiskey and coffee has adjusted her bladder to endure intense doses of diuretic. Can go hours without taking a whiz. When she finally does drain the tank it can take upwards of ten minutes to drain completely dry. Pretty much immune to bladder stimulation unless already at bursting point.

Personality: Ron Swanson with boobs. An absolute whiz at solving problems and can come off as rather cold. She also does have a motherly streak if in the right mood and can be very warm and caring yet firm. She’ll encourage you to do your best every time but will also laugh at the crappy birdhouse you built. Believes self-relicense is the most important skill. She’s been divorced twice so don’t expect much romance from her. She’s married to the job. Legend has it she smiled once 8 years ago when a senior student built a fully functioning distillery.

Likes: Buildin’ stuff, fixin’ stuff, the smell of varnish, coffee, whiskey, beef jerky, students who follow instructions, overalls, Rebecca (treats her like an apprentice), Pam (knows the theory behind the practical), Caroline & Victoria (in college around the same time)

Dislikes: People who touch her tools without asking, students who don’t follow instructions, dresses, students that screw around in her damn workshop, people who ask what happened to her eye, skim milk, vegan food and uptight chicks.