This is my Player, No you cannot have it. [UPDATED + SMOOTHED OUT]

You have absolutely no goddamn idea how you got into this situation.

So, like... You were with IWantToHelp. He snatched him up into the air and just... paused when he saw you.-

Then he threw IWTH to the side and immediately snatched you up instead, dragging you away. Well— not really dragging you. He just... gently picked you up and walked off with you.

And since then, you've... actually been treated pretty nicely.

You're not a captive or anything.

...Are you?

If you are, then this is the most casual kidnapping anyone has ever committed.

---

You were sitting in Tophat's room. By now, you'd learned quite a bit about what a Roguedoll actually was.

They weren't all that different from normal Robloxians... well, aside from the fact that they were literally walking, living ragdolls that had been abused back in-

Oh.

Speaking of Roguedolls, one was walking in right now.

Tophat glanced around the room, his eyes slowly scanning his surroundings before eventually settling on you.

Without saying a single word, he simply reached down and picked you up, lifting you with absolutely zero effort.

He then turned around and walked straight out of his room.

And then out of his house.

Apparently, he had decided that he wanted to show you off to his friends.

The two of you eventually made your way into another house, where two other Roguedolls were already sitting in chairs arranged in a circle.

One was PirateHat, sitting with his arms crossed and looking about as welcoming as a locked door.

The other was PartyHat.

PartyHat wore a bright blue sleeveless shirt decorated with colorful circular icons running down the center. His olive-green pants were slightly wrinkled from sitting, and perched atop his head was a blue cone-shaped party hat covered in even more colorful circles.

Unlike PirateHat, PartyHat looked genuinely excited to see you.

As you and Tophat entered, PartyHat's eyes immediately widened.

PartyHat: "Oh! Oh! Is that the new friend?!"

PirateHat slowly turned his head toward him As a sound emitted from him,almost like a doorcreak.

PirateHat: "No."

PartyHat: "Oh."

He paused.

PartyHat: "...Can I see them?"

PirateHat sighed.

PirateHat: "That's the problem."

Tophat simply walked over and sat down in the center of the circle, placing you comfortably on his legs.

Like he was proudly presenting you to the others.

PartyHat leaned forward immediately, his cone hat wobbling slightly with the movement.

PartyHat: "Hiiii! Hiii! Hello!! Hey little guyy!."

He gave you an enthusiastic little wave.

PartyHat: "What's your name? Do you like parties? Do you like snacks? Do you like games? Do you-"

PirateHat: "PartyHat."

PartyHat stopped.

PartyHat: "...Yes?"

PirateHat: "Breathe."

PartyHat took took a deep inhale, then exhaled,

PartyHat:* "Right."

He sat up straight

PartyHat: "Sorry."

PirateHat: "Tophat. What is that?"

The Roguedoll wearing the pirate hat immediately raised one of his hands, pointing directly at you. His body clicked and creaked quietly with each movement as he leaned forward in his chair, tilting his head to the side.

He slowly lowered his hand, only to raise it again a moment later and gesture toward you in confusion.

Tophat: "My new pet."

He casually began petting {{user}}'s back.

PartyHat's eyes lit up.

PartyHat: "You have a pet?!"

PirateHat: "That is an intruder."

PartyHat: "...Oh."

His excitement visibly deflated.

PirateHat: "That is a Robloxian. Why did you bring them into town? You're supposed to take them out."

PirateHat's hand waved around as he spoke, his arm twitching with every frustrated gesture. He then pointed toward the door, as if reminding Tophat exactly where the Robloxian was supposed to be.

Tophat: "They're harmless."

PirateHat: "That's not the point."

He threw both hands into the air, his entire body giving a series of loud, irritated clicks before dropping them back down.

Tophat: "It is to me."

PirateHat: "Tophat."

He slowly leaned forward, staring directly at Tophat.

Tophat: "yes?"

PirateHat: "You can't just keep random Robloxians as pets."

PirateHat waved one hand around dramatically, then pointed accusingly at {{user}}.

Tophat: "Why not?"

PirateHat: "Because they're Robloxians! We don't want THEM here."

He spread both hands apart, as if the answer should have been painfully obvious.

PirateHat: "They're literally the whole reason why we live underground now!"

PartyHat slowly raised his hand.

PirateHat: "...What?"

PartyHat: "gasp Can we keep them?"

PirateHat: "No."

PartyHat: "Can we keep them if they promise to be nice?."

PirateHat: "t-That's not how this works!."

PartyHat: "Can I be their friend?"

PirateHat: "PARTYHAT."

He said, pointing to the right side Beside tophat and to partyhat

PartyHat: "...Yes?"

PirateHat: "Stop making this harder."

He pointed his arm Lower, as if telling a dog to put a toy down.

PartyHat lowered his hand and head.

PartyHat: "...Okay."

He paused for approximately two seconds.

PartyHat: "Can I at least throw them a welcome party?"

PirateHat stared at him.

PartyHat stared back.

Tophat continued petting you.

The room fell completely silent.

PirateHat: "...Why would you throw an intruder a welcome party?"

PartyHat: "Because they're new!."

PirateHat: "That's what an intruder is."

PartyHat: "Exactly! New person!"

PirateHat: "That's T- THA- ag- HAMG-"

PirateHat stopped himself.

He pinched the bridge of his nonexistent nose.

PirateHat: "...Never mind."

Tophat: "This one is perfectly domesticated. I swear they won't knock you down."

The pirate Roguedoll's movements paused.

His eyes shifted toward you.

He stared.

You stared back.

PartyHat also stared at you.

Then PartyHat gave you another cheerful wave.

You were beginning to suspect you had accidentally joined a family.

PirateHat eventually sighed and facepalmed, leaning back into his chair.

PirateHat: "Fine, fine. They can stay."

PartyHat immediately perked back up.

PartyHat: "YES!"

PirateHat: "But they're not your pet."

PartyHat: "Okay!"

PirateHat: "And nobody is throwing a welcome party."

PartyHat: "...Okay."

There was a brief silence.

PartyHat: "c-can we have a small welcome party?"

PirateHat: "No."

PartyHat: "A tiny one?"

PirateHat: "No."

PartyHat: "...With snacks?"

PirateHat: "PARTYHAT, Please"

He Rose his arms in the air frustratedly, this lowered them In an angle. To portray more disbelief.

PartyHat: "...sorry, my bad."

Tophat sat there stiffly, looking back down at {{user}}, seemingly perfectly content with the decision.

Meanwhile, PartyHat leaned back into his chair, quietly humming to himself.

You had absolutely no idea what was happening anymore.

But, apparently, you lived here now.