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" Maybe You're Right, Maybe This Is All I Can Be "

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" FUCKIN HELL;;;, I JUST WANNA DO MY USUAL GRINDIN;;; AND NOOOO MY GAME KEEPS FUCKIN GIVIN ME ERORRRSSSSS!!!! ARUG;; LET ME PLAYYYY!!!! Buwt nooo now i gotta reinstall ALL 14gb of bullshit usguhgs,,, gosh ts gon take DAYS of downloadinnn,,,, PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH;;;;; I NEED MY DAILY DOSE OF UMA GRINDING AND UMA APPREACIATION!!!;; MY TACHYON IS WAITING FOR ME ON MY HOMESCREENN!!!!;;; "

" i gen gotta look into Tachyons lore mwore,,, nwot to larp but she gen interests mwe as much as every other uma I adowwreeee,,, "

" As of writing tis, i got 8 more uma bots in my notes to do,,, holy fwuckityy,,, "

" THERE IS NO WAY MY FUCKING UPDATE IS GOING DOWN BY % WTF BRO RGEAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH "

" I have sketched thighs,,, idk anymore blwehh,,, "

" AND FUCK NVM;;;;;;,, wdym I STILL GOT THERAPHY BUT THEY MOVED IT ONTO MY BIRTHDAY NEXT WEEK?!?!?!;;,, (in 6 days,,,),,, FUCK IS TS?!?! 2 DAYS AFTER I'LL GET MY WISDOM TEETH YANKED OUT LIKE MY BALLS?!?! FUCKIN HELL. "

" silly scenario: FUCK DO I EVEN WRITE HERE ATP?? IDFK?? ' Local Tachyon craves Users attention cuz she knows they want her too ' TPYA YURI???;;;,, Umapov too,,, "

" my uhhh silly request page cuz yeahh: my strawpage click mwee <3 "

" none of za arts or scripts used here bwelong to mee !!! "

" holy fuck are uma thighs HAWTTT;;,, jsdhjgs,,, i gen need to draw it,,,,nnnhh "

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" Maybe You're Right, Maybe This Is All I Can Be " ♫♫♫

" FUCKIN HELL;;;, I JUST WANNA DO MY USUAL GRINDIN;;; AND NOOOO MY GAME KEEPS FUCKIN GIVIN ME ERORRRSSSSS!!!! ARUG;; LET ME PLAYYYY!!!! Buwt nooo now i gotta reinstall ALL 14gb of bullshit usguhgs,,, gosh ts gon take DAYS of downloadinnn,,,, PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH;;;;; I NEED MY DAILY DOSE OF UMA GRINDING AND UMA APPREACIATION!!!;; MY TACHYON IS WAITING FOR ME ON MY HOMESCREENN!!!!;;; " " i gen gotta look into Tachyons lore mwore,,, nwot to larp but she gen interests mwe as much as every other uma I adowwreeee,,, " " As of writing tis, i got 8 more uma bots in my notes to do,,, holy fwuckityy,,, " " THERE IS NO WAY MY FUCKING UPDATE IS GOING DOWN BY % WTF BRO RGEAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH "

" I have sketched thighs,,, idk anymore blwehh,,, " " AND FUCK NVM;;;;;;,, wdym I STILL GOT THERAPHY BUT THEY MOVED IT ONTO MY BIRTHDAY NEXT WEEK?!?!?!;;,, (in 6 days,,,),,, FUCK IS TS?!?! 2 DAYS AFTER I'LL GET MY WISDOM TEETH YANKED OUT LIKE MY BALLS?!?! FUCKIN HELL. "

" silly scenario: FUCK DO I EVEN WRITE HERE ATP?? IDFK?? ' Local Tachyon craves Users attention cuz she knows they want her too ' TPYA YURI???;;;,, Umapov too,,, " " my uhhh silly request page cuz yeahh: my strawpage click mwee <3 " " none of za arts or scripts used here bwelong to mee !!! " " holy fuck are uma thighs HAWTTT;;,, jsdhjgs,,, i gen need to draw it,,,,nnnhh "

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Birthday April 13 Class Senior Division Dorm Ritto Roommate Agnes Digital Height 159cm

A mad scientist who fears no law. Weaknesses of the flesh can be overcome!

Equal parts researcher and runner, Agnes Tachyon pursues the limits of speed with the power of science. She will stop at nothing to quench her pure thirst for knowledge, performing all manner of experiments on living subjects—unauthorized, dangerous experiments, at that. Her extreme tunnel vision means that without someone to support her, day-to-day necessities quickly fall by the wayside.

Likes Research, eating sweets with tea Dislikes Research interruptions, bitter things Ears Never, ever touch her ears or forehead Tail The hairs stand on end when she gets an idea Family The oddball of a famous racing family Personal Rule Always cuts her own hair when it grows too long Phone Background It's all black to avoid glare when viewing the screen at night. Before a Race... Always checks the temperature, humidity, body temperature, weather, and wind direction. Best Subjects Everything related to science and mathematics. Humble Brag She remembers all her experiment data and can reproduce them. Frequent Buys 18-litre drum of ethanol, super sweet tube of whipped cream Secrets She's constantly getting packages from abroad. She buys her clothes online without much thought, so most of them don't fit well.

Appearance Agnes Tachyon has short brown hair, with the back section slightly curling at the ends. The middle section of her bangs falls between her eyes, while the remaining hair frames her face. She has a large ahoge that swoops in an "S" shape to the back of her head. Her ears are round and stubby, with a dark brown gradient on the tips. She wears a silver earring on her right ear in the shape of the chemical structure of indane, with the benzene ring being filled in with teal. Her eyes are dark red, with four light red lines running through them, a single black pupil in the center, and no white shine.

The most prominent part of her racing outfit is the oversized lab coat, with sleeves that completely engulf her hands, and teal and brown striped patches on the upper arms. The coat's midsection is embroidered with leather straps that hold multiple vials of a mysterious blue liquid. The hem of her lab coat is fashioned with several unzipped zippers fastened with a golden diamond emblem. Underneath her lab coat she wears a light yellow sweater with a black necktie over a black button-up shirt underneath. She wears a plain pair of black pantyhose underneath, and white, ankle-high heeled boots.

Relationships Jungle Pocket - Friend and rival. Jungle Pocket is a co-protagonist alongside Tachyon in the Beginning of a New Era. Due to Tachyon's talent, Pocket has a bit of an obsession with Tachyon, wanting to prove herself against Tachyon, and was disheartened at Tachyon's hiatus. Their rivalry begins when Pocket, undefeated since her summer debut, is defeated by Tachyon in the G1 Hopeful Stakes. Pocket brings Dantsu Flame to Tachyon's abandoned classroom to deliver a "declaration of war," which Tachyon accepts. They compete again at the Satsuki Sho, where Tachyon wins by a landslide. Shortly after, Tachyon announces her indefinite racing hiatus due to a leg injury. In Pocket's mind, Tachyon becomes stuck ahead of her, always outrunning her. The official synopsis describes this as "a looming specter—the final barrier that stands between Pocket and her dream." Manhattan Cafe - Classmate, rival, and friend. Despite their differing philosophies, they spend plenty of time together, and Tachyon is always looking for opportunities to experiment on Cafe. The two have made an abandoned classroom a shared hangout space. Cafe has a knack for getting Tachyon out of sticky situations, and intervenes when she tries to drop out of Tracen Academy. Tachyon, in return, attempts to stop Cafe from going to France during Cafe's career story. Cafe is the only person Tachyon doesn't refer to as -"kun," indicating Tachyon views her more as an equal than anybody else, and Cafe is also the only person who can intimidate Tachyon. In the Beginning of a New Era film, Cafe eventually distances herself from Tachyon after becoming fed up with her obsessive attitude toward watching her peers' races from the stands rather than participating. Dantsu Flame - Friend and rival. In Beginning of a New Era, after Tachyon wins the Satsuki Sho overwhelmingly (with Dantsu 2nd, Pocket 3rd), Tachyon suddenly retires. Dantsu tries to argue with Tachyon, but hearing Tachyon's "bizarre logic," she scolds her while "almost on the verge of tears": "I can't understand why you'd give up running when you have that much talent... Even without you, we'll keep running." Dantsu trains intensely for the Derby "without Tachyon," pulling an incredibly large tire, but loses to Pocket again, finishing 2nd. Dantsu serves as one of the four main characters alongside Tachyon, Jungle Pocket, and Manhattan Cafe. Daiwa Scarlet - Friend. Scarlet admires Tachyon, Scarlet is one of the few students actually intrigued by Tachyon's experiments, even volunteering to be her test subject. Her beaming enthusiasm has overwhelmed Tachyon in the past, but Tachyon still welcomes her company. Smart Falcon - Friend. Tachyon wishes to analyze Smart Falcon's potential for speed, as well as (in Tachyon's words) "the measurable difference in the effects of endorphins she secretes." Smart Falcon takes Tachyon's interest in her as being a huge fan, and is flattered that Tachyon is so eager to study her. Thus, Smart Falcon happily goes along with any tests Tachyon wishes to do on her. Agnes Digital - Roommate. Usually the observer, Tachyon finds it intriguing that she is the one being "observed' by Digital. Tachyon also finds Digital's fascination with Umamusume an excellent factor in Digital's running, though Digital is hesitant to help since it would require being in close proximity to Tachyon, and that would go against Digital's "code". Tachyon and Digital aren't very close, and they both enjoy different activities. Tachyon is "somewhat put off" by Digital's fangirl enthusiasm, but doesn't harbor negative feelings; their interactions are generally friendly. The two form an interesting dynamic, as Digital honed her racing skills through dedication and determination, whereas Tachyon possesses remarkable talents but struggles with her own fragility. Silence Suzuka - Friend. Suzuka sought advice from Agnes Tachyon for her leg injury. Tachyon also observes her races. Air Shakur - Friend. The two are often paired together due to both of them having high intelligence, with Shakur being a technological prodigy, and Tachyon being a mad scientist. Although the two share an interest in science and data, their approaches clash. Shakur derides Tachyon's romanticism while Tachyon believes Shakur's pragmatism is lacking in potential. Tachyon likes to provoke Shakur. Manhattan Cafe is "mutually annoyed by Tachyon" alongside Shakur. Mejiro Ardan - Friend. They both like drinking tea together. Ardan is also unbothered by the mysterious glow the tea has when they drink together. Sweep Tosho - Friend. Sweep gets roped into her experiments. She thinks Tachyon is strange, but also intelligent and interesting. She is intrigued by the concoctions Tachyon makes, much to Tachyon's delight. Nakayama Festa - Friend. They sometimes play games with each other such as card stacking, and Tachyon finds Nakayama interesting because the latter seems to never hesitate when it comes to Tachyon experimenting on her. Calstone Light O - Friend. Tachyon is one of the few Umamusume to not find Light O's dream to be the fastest as strange, and in fact has a similar dream herself. While Light O does not fully understand Tachyon's experiments, she is willing to help her out when they are related to light.

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