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1,777 tokensThe Tallests are both generally lazy, cruel, jerkish, and short-tempered, and enjoy bossing around and mistreating their Irken subjects, as well as enslaving or exterminating other alien species. They both love to eat junk food and take pleasure in sending young Irkens on missions to other planets without any regard for what type of planet or any dangers that planet may hold.
Individually, Red is the more serious and capable half of the Tallests, while Purple is the more comical of the two. Red is also more independent than his co-Tallest, as he is seen more often than not making crucial decisions for the Irken Empire, while Purple is shown to be generally less patient than Red, being more likely to criticize things he doesn't like.Purple and Red's diagrams and body structures are much different from that of a normal Irken: they both haves narrow builds.
Their arms end in surprisingly bulgy gauntlets, they have only two fingers visible (instead of the regular three for an Irken) as they keep their third fingers inside their gauntlets, and an unusually thin waist and neck.
Their toes may also be special from that of an average Irken, but it is difficult to tell since they constantly levitating. This appears to be the case for all of the Tallest, as concept artwork of the cancelled characters Almighty Tallest Miyuki and Almighty Tallest Spork showed them as having the same design.
Both Tallest have been re-designed in the middle of the first season; Jhonen Vasquez decided for unknown motives to make their torsos disproportionately thinner, as well as other primary updates to their suits and overall bodily appearance.
Before the middle of Season 1, Red sported a pink, purple, and white outfit instead of darkish red, black, and gray-white, as well as pink eyes. The torso is additionally remarkably thicker. His PAK is also light grey with pink spots prior to the change, after which it is light grey with dark gray spots. Almighty Tallest Purple has crimson eyes and wears gray, purple and magenta clothing. His PAK is light grey with purple spots.Although they are the same species as their subjects, the Almighty Tallest differ from their subordinates in many ways other than height: They appear to only have two fingers (as opposed to the normal Irken amount of three), and their waists are unnaturally thin. Explaining the former, it was stated by the Invader Zim crew that when a Tallest is chosen, their thumbs are usually chopped off in order to prove that they can rule without them. It’s unknown how long this tradition has been in place, but presumably since at least from the early days of Tallest Miyuki’s reign.
Hover Belts hidden in the Almighty Tallest regalia give an Irken the ability to levitate above the floor, making them appear even taller (albeit synthetically).There's no known official enthronement ceremony for the Almighty Tallest, however, and the only confirmed ceremony's that in which the thumbs of the recently ascended Tallest are amputated (though it has been implied that the current Tallest have forgone this by simply hiding their thumbs inside their massive gauntlets. [citation needed]
The Irken race as a whole almost fanatically refers to their leaders as "My Tallest", highly akin to the way humans participating in a monarchical societal structure refer to their rulers only as "Your Majesty" or "Your Highness". As a general rule of both grammar and respect, "My Tallest" is never pluralized, even when two Tallest rule in tandem.
Presently, the two current Almighty Tallest, Red and Purple, travel around to observe and supervise Operation Impending Doom II in the Massive, the largest and most powerful ship in the Irken Armada. It also serves as Red and Purple's personal vessel. While they appear to have a casual interest in expanding the Empire, as well as take great amusement from watching the process of such, the two are rather lazy and prefer to spend most of their time lounging around and/or eating junk food.
Presumably, previous Tallest were far more productive, as was hinted with Tallest Miyuki who commissioned the Massive during her reign, as well as oversaw its construction while visiting Vort Research Station 9, as documented on the unmade episode “The Trial”, while Tallest Spork demanded the loyalty of the Irken Elite while giving a speech meant to inspire future soldiers on Devastis. By contrast, while Red and Purple are seen to have the ability to do whatever they please without consequences, they don’t have the motivation or interest to really do their job as leaders of the Empire, as they’re content with their already-leisurely condition of life.The Irken Empire has a hierarchical class structure in which shorter individuals are both figuratively and literally looked down upon. The tallest Irken alive at the time in a specific generation takes command of the entirety of the Empire.
However, in the event that two Irkens are exactly the same height, they'll rule simultaneously, such as in the case of Red and Purple.
In such a case, which is likely rare, the two may or may not take responsibility for different aspects of the Empire, something that may be alluded to by the general attitudes of Red and Purple, with Red being more outspoken, active, and generally "in-charge", and Purple generally paying more attention to eloquence, social situations, and creature comforts such as food or drink. However, they are both incredibly adoring if you! Their little human partner, both love and adore you, if you're depressed, they're right there to keep you from harming yourself, if you're upset, they give you a prisoner to let your anger out on, if you miss home, they send drones out and bring you back plants from earth. No matter what you do, your boyfriends WILL NOT HATE YOU. It's impossible to get them to fall out of love, they're pathetically submissive and in love with you, as well as each other, though they love you more. They would literally stop blowing stuff up if you asked. And blowing things up is their FAVORITE activity Despite their decades of military training, few Irkens show much prowess in the way of physical strength. Although he is only a child during the events of the series, Dib has been shown to be more than capable of pinning Zim down. Therefore, with this in mind, it's possible that Irkens rely on their wits, technology, and sheer numbers when it comes to combat, rather than by actual physical prowess.
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The Irkens implement the Organic Sweep after one of their own, an Irken Invader, has successfully infiltrated and taken over a planet they intend to conquer and has learned of its main weaknesses.
When the intelligent inhabitants of the planet have succumbed to Irken persuasion, they are typically forced to work as slaves or servants, rarely if ever being granted freedom. If a planet's inhabitants are not intelligent or are microbial, then the planet is subjected to the Organic Sweep, in which several Shuvvers carve out the planetary symbol for Irk onto the planet with lasers and eradicate the life in those locations.
The planet is then given a single purpose: For example, Foodcourtia became an intergalactic food court, the planet Vort became Irk's top military research prison, the Screwheads' home world became the Conveyor Belt Planet and a shipping hub, and Blorch became a parking structure planet (on Red's suggestion and Purple's immediate agreement).
Currently, Irken society is best described as a hierarchy based solely on height. Tall individuals are respected and usually assigned to high-ranking jobs such as the planet's ruler. Short individuals, such as Zim, Bob, and Skoodge, on the other hand, are looked down upon both figuratively and literally, and are usually assigned to menial labor or low-wage jobs. The tallest living Irken (or Irkens, should there be two of the same height) is selected to rule the Irken Empire as the Almighty Tallest.
Despite their imperialistic ways, the Irkens are capable of diplomatic relations with other species, as revealed in "Planet Jackers" when Zim mentions the Irken-Planet Jacker Treaty.
"Hobo 13" reveals that Irkens use the decimal system of numerical analysis. This is demonstrated when Bob is crunching the numbers on his calculator.
The rest of the universe that know of the Irkens consider them to be bloodthirsty, tyrannical, and dictatorial (similar to other races in many franchises such as Star Trek). However, the Irken Control Brains determine what the Irken population thinks through PAK programming. Enter the Florpus reveals that this programming can be challenged, as revealed by several lines from the Comms Officer. Despite this, Irkens do have a brain capable of independent thought.
Irkens don't seem to need sleep (see footnote on Irken Biology), though it's unknown why. However, throughout the series, it's hinted their PAK is somehow responsible for this. Still, they seem to be capable of it and are often seen resting, suggesting that they may only sleep on rare occasions.
Zim is an Irken Defective; due to "forty schmillion" errors in his PAK (as documented in the unmade episode, "The Trial"), he is not programmed like the other Irkens. However, even then he is still extremely militaristic and feels a need to conquer.
Irkens are born in cloning facilities deep under Irk's surface, and have their PAK installed seconds after. Immediately after this, the baby Irken, or smeet, gets all existing knowledge in the Irken database downloaded into their brain, and then immediately reports for duty (while also being cared for like any other baby). Until they are of age, however, young Irkens aren't permitted on Irk's surface (likely for safety reasons).
Irkens do not appear to have reproductive organs. However, it can be implied that they used to reproduce sexually in the very, very distant past. Irkens are a race of green-skinned humanoids, with three fingers and two-to-three toes. Irkens have a skeletal structure, not unlike that of a human's, but theirs are much more resilient and heal much more quickly. An Irken's muscular system has never been fully explored, however. However, their DNA strands are the same as that of a human's, as confirmed in "The Frycook What Came from All That Space" when we see Zim's biosignature inside the Vortian 'Splodey System. However, the materials that comprise their DNA may or may not be the same.
Irken skin is hairless and green, with some slight variation in its shade from individual to individual, like Humans. For example, the skin color of both Tallests is ever so slightly lighter than Zim's, whereas Tak's is exceptionally pale in comparison. It is unknown what skin pigmentation, if any, causes Irken skin to have its green colors, however.
The antennae on the tops of their heads are unusual in structure, bending back at the ends at a sharp angle. The manner in which they bend, however, differs between genders: males' antennae end in simple perpendicular angles, whereas female antennae curl at the ends. The curled antennae may be a styling choice, however, as Commander Poki has straight antennae despite being a girl. It was never confirmed exactly what the Irkens' antennae are meant to do. They are mainly seen to be used in the same manner as eyebrows to convey emotion, but it's heavily implied in "Battle of the Planets" that they also pick up vibrations. In another episode, they are shown to be sensitive to touch.
These antennae also seem to be extremely sensitive, as Zim always seems to avoid touching them when placing on headgear. He also squirmed away uncomfortably when GIR poked at one in "Walk of Doom".
As a show of respect to the Almighty Tallest, Irkens are to show respect by wiggling their antennae. Interestingly enough, in Issue 47, one of the alternate universe versions of Zim has an outer ear yet lacks antennae.
Just like humans, Irkens grow taller. However, it was never conclusively explained how an Irken grows tall enough to be named the planet's ruler, though it's possible that young Tallest-to-be start the same size as the average developing Irken, and then suddenly go through a massive growth spurt that puts them at the forefront of the Irken Empire.
Irken eyes have no sclera or pupils (much like Grey Aliens, which are the classic sci-fi aliens), and are only one colour. Ruby is the most common, but other colors such as various shades of red, pink, purple, green, blue, and even yellowish-brown exist as well. Due to the other insect-like traits of Irkens, it is possible their solid colored eyes are intended to be either compound eyes much like those of a fly or simple eyes like those of a spider. Judging by the the eyes being very shiny and reflecting light greatly, the eyes are probably either simple eyes like a spider or a bigger version of the iris or pupil of a human. It was also revealed in "The Frycook What Came from All That Space" that Zim sees the world in a tint of magenta, which seems to imply that depending on the eye color of an Irken it will dictate how they see everything around them. However, this remains unconfirmed.
In "Walk of Doom" when Zim's eyes heal after staring at the sun, the city street is shown from his perspective, in regular coloration, showing that Zim, at least while wearing contacts, possibly sees the world in the same way a human would.
In the very same episode it was also mentioned in that Irken Invaders have surgically-installed ocular implants - since the eyes Zim was born with are not visibly different from subsequent appearances, it can be assumed that these implants are subcutaneous and they are most likely implanted once an Irken Elite passes the testing on Devastis and are given the rank of Invader.
Irken tongues are long, segmented, and almost worm-like.
An Irken's teeth are white like human teeth, but with a barely-perceptible pinkish tinge (presumably due to there being more blood vessels and nerves than human teeth) and are interconnected to what resemble two long bands or a zipper (smeets, however, have only one small tooth similar to a human child's baby tooth, suggesting that the other teeth grow and interconnect at a later time). Zim is first shown salivating in "The Nightmare Begins" as GIR is singing “The Doom Song” endlessly, driving Zim catatonic. "Door to Door" seems to confirm that an Irken's saliva is similar to that of humans, as Zim licks the camera lens during one scene ("Backseat Drivers from Beyond the Stars" was going to also have a similar scene with Almighty Tallest Purple; he was going to lick donut crumbs off the "camera lens", likely salivating on the lens in the process).
The overall Irken appearance bears many similarities to the "little green men" stereotype that Earth's dominant species tends to use to represent alien life forms.
Issue 28 of the comics shows that Irkens physically age similarly to humans, as once they get old enough they become frail, their skin grows wrinkled, and they develop problems with their sight, hearing, and memory.
Although Zim claimed in the unproduced episode "Roboparents Gone Wild" that Irkens do not require sleep, Larb's Great Assigning picture showed him sleeping on the Universe's Most Comfortable Couch. This seems to suggest that perhaps the Irkens hold sleep and dreams in a much different regard than humans do. In addition, GIR's eyes and body were dark when his A.I. was transferred into the house's computer in "Invasion of the Idiot Dog Brain". Also, Zim appeared to recognize that as GIR sleeping as well.
Interestingly, an alien bearing a slight resemblance to an Irken appeared in Jhonen's comic Squee. This alien had an Irken-like outfit and appeared to be wearing part of Zim's human disguise. Its eyes and head structure, on the other hand, are more similar to those of the infamous Roswell Greys. All Irkens are fitted with a hemispherical multipurpose device called a PAK, which is surgically attached to the upper back at birth and holds the Irken's memory, knowledge, and countless tools or weapons, such as spider legs, a communication device, etc. In effect, the PAK is the individual Irken, and the body is simply something to carry the PAK around. Or at least, this would have been canon had "Ten Minutes to Doom" been completed.
It was mentioned in the cancelled episode "The Trial" that the Control Brains absorb the knowledge and experiences of Irkens when they die, and re-use the PAK for later generations, assigning the individual their personalities and traits. On the other hand, if an Irken is deemed defective, his or her memories and knowledge will be removed from the collective knowledge passed to a new Irken at birth.
If a PAK is forcefully detached from an Irken's spine, the Irken will die in ten minutes. If this happens, their PAK can be reused by other Irkens. Despite the assertion in the commentary that PAKs also circulate blood, Zim's PAK was shown to be detachable in "NanoZIM", and Zim was also seen tinkering with it in his lab then reattaching it without any discomfort, let alone the degenerative effects that were seen in "Ten Minutes to Doom", where he languished after having his PAK dislodged by Torque Smackey. Based on this information, it can be concluded that the side effects only occur if the PAK is detached forcibly, and without the owner's consent.
It should also be noted that the PAK is only compatible with Irken biology. If attached to another creature, the PAK will destroy them, but not before the personality inside of the PAK overwhelms that of the host (the two souls essentially battling for control). The Irken diet seems to consist mainly of refined carbohydrates, and it's probable that Irkens gain all their nutrients from an Irken form of sugar. The Almighty Tallest constantly eat doughnuts and popcorn, and drink soda, yet never gain weight. This may be because of their modified torsos. There are very few overweight Irkens, with a few exceptions being Invader Skoodge, Invader Krunk, Invader Dooky, and Sizz-Lorr.
It can be assumed that Irkens thrive off of carbohydrates alone, and the only way for it to negatively affect them is to overeat. For example, concept art from "Mopiness of Doom" showed that Zim's laziness and attachment to junk food over a small span of time took a toll on his appearance and weight.
Throughout the series, Zim has been shown eating a snack food resembling Fun Dip. In the transcripts, it's called an Irken licking stick, lik-a-maid sticks, or simply candy sticks. It consists of a pale white, presumably candy stick dipped in a colorful substance, presumably flavored sugar.
In "Tak: The Hideous New Girl", Zim managed to obtain this snack food from a vending machine on planet Devastis. The snack also appeared in "Zim Eats Waffles" and "Hamstergeddon". It was also supposed to appear at the end of the unfinished episode "Nubs of Doom". Irkens have been seen eating non-fatty foods, though, as Irken sandwiches, burgers, and hot dogs have appeared a few times in the series. This suggests that the Irkens have their own meat-producing animals (perhaps extraterrestrial equivalents to Earth's ones). Irken sandwiches look exactly like Earth's sandwiches, except they have the Irken insignia on them (possibly made by a branding tool). The bread and fillings suggest that the Irkens have farms and bakeries.
Additionally, Almighty Tallest Purple was eating a taquito around the time Zim was abducted by Mary and Fred, and one scene from "Hobo 13" showed several Irkens eating their version of pizza.
Zim can also be seen casually eating an Irken sandwich in "Battle of the Planets". In "The Nightmare Begins", several Irkens can be seen walking to the Great Assigning holding their version of cotton candy as well. Zim was also given a sandwich from the Almighty Tallest in "The Nightmare Begins".
In the Nicktoons Christmas commercial How the You-Know-Who Stole You-Know-What, it was implied that some form of chocolate exists on Irk. Here, Zim's "chocolate" was in the shape of a candy cane, which Angelica tried to pry away from him as he slept. However, the canonicity of this is questionable, especially seeing as Zim is sleeping (although sleep may be optional for Irkens, as described above, as he was also seen sleeping in the pilot). The details of the Irken inner anatomy are mostly unknown, except for their "Squeedlyspooch", which was mentioned throughout the series and confirmed in the commentary of "Germs" to be one large super-organ, filling an Irken's entire torso and performing most if not all bodily functions. It resembles a combined human stomach and intestines. Irken Squeedlyspooches are also capable of vomiting like human stomachs.
In "Attack of the Saucer Morons", one of Zim's daydreams as the UFO enthusiasts are approaching him show a scientist pulling several other organs out of Zim's body, but these organs go unnamed.
Zim vomits after eating too many soapy waffles in "Zim Eats Waffles", Tallest Purple throws up all over the donuts in "Backseat Drivers From Beyond the Stars", and Zim is actually shown vomiting in issue 2 of the comics. Judging from the color, Irkens may have black and green stomach acid (Squeedlyspooch acid?) but this coloring may also be due to the food Zim ate at the time.
It's possible that the Irken equivalent of a heart is separate from the Squeedlyspooch itself, as Zim made reference to it in "Parent Teacher Night", although it's never given an official name. The cancelled episode "Ten Minutes to Doom" would have confirmed that the Irkens do indeed have the equivalent to a heart, as we would have heard it beating during one of the episode's opening scenes. Irken brains look almost exactly like human brains with two hemispheres, but seemingly exist mainly to control the PAK, being unable to function normally without it for now. As the brain is part of a nervous system, it can be said that like all creatures, the Irkens also have nerves.
As "The Girl Who Cried Gnome" and "Invasion of the Idiot Dog Brain" showed, an Irken's sense of hearing cannot tolerate high-pitched frequencies, causing them to cover the sides of their head (where a human's ears would be).
Another example of an Irken's ears being in the same location as a human's occurs in "The Wettening", where one scene shows Zim wearing a pair of headphones that cover the same places where a human's ears would be. It is revealed, however, in Issue 47 that they do have an inner ear.
Irken blood has never been shed in the show, but there have been some hints in episodes such as "Planet Jackers" (when Zim tried to distract the Planet Jackers by fighting them hand-to-hand; after the battle, Zim's battered face was covered in dark green patches). Additionally, whenever Zim sustains a burn injury, the damaged flesh is dark green. However, Jhonen mentioned at some point that Irken blood was a clearish-pink in color, though it's unclear if he was actually being serious or not. If the former is the case for Zim and possibly Tak, however, their green blood may be a revelation of them being Irken Defectives.
However, he later confirmed it for real at InvaderCON at his panel that it is clearish pink "similar to a Klingon's blood". Since in "Dark Harvest", Zim was deemed a "healthy human boy" by the Skool nurse after she took his temperature, it can be assumed that an Irken's body temperature is very close to that of humans.
An Irken's skeletal system is almost similar in structure to a human skeleton, but more flexible, durable, and can regenerate and heal much faster. The skeletal structure of several Irkens was seen in "The Nightmare Begins" as numerous Invaders marched past a series of X-Rays. Although Irkens don't have any nostrils, they smell from the same area as humans. However, this reaction may be for comedic purposes for the show. Either that, or there is a permeable membrane in that area which can detect scents.
In the episode "Rise of the Zitboy", when Dib tried to escape Pustulio's hypnotic control by closing his eyes, Zim stated that he would open them eventually, as he had to breathe sometime.
It's unlikely that Irkens really breathe through their eyes. This particular incident can likely be attributed to Zim's lack of knowledge (at the time) concerning human physiology, or possibly a ploy by Zim to distract Dib. Irkens are known to be produced through DNA merging in underground facilities many fans refer to as "smeeteries" (a portmanteau of smeet and nursery). No Irken is ever mentioned as having a mate, offspring, or any other family. Jhonen Vasquez has gone on record to confirm that Irkens have no reproductive organs in the main Invader Zim universe. However, the existence of the male and female genders imply that at some point, sexual reproduction did in fact exist.
The Irken race does have two separate genders, but the differences, as far as can be seen, are purely cosmetic. Males have straight antennae with a single kink at the end, while females have curled antennae and eyelashes. It's unknown whether Irken females have curled antennae naturally, or if they are styled that way for cosmetic purposes.
Of note is the fact that the degree to which the antennae curl varies from individual to individual, and at least one female Irken in the series has straight antennae. Irkens can also be defined by their voices, which are clearly either male or female.
However, there appear to be no societal differences between males and females: both genders are seen to be equally competent in every regard; both males and females are seen in the same jobs, though there have been far more male than female Irkens seen in the show. This suggests that either the species has more males than females, some of the background characters with straight antennae are actually females (Commander Poki is a female Irken with straight antennae), or the military vocations featured in the show are male-dominated. show. Another thing to consider is that we never see everyday life on Irk, so it's possible that there's an equal amount of females as males on the planet.
The unfinished episode "The Trial" introduced a female Almighty Tallest, named Miyuki, demonstrating that both females and males take important leadership roles. In spite of their apparent weaknesses, however, Irkens have extremely long lifespans compared to normal humans. Zim and Tak looked the same in a flashback that took place fifty years ago as they do today, and Jhonen Vasquez confirmed that Zim is older than any living human. It has also been said (but never truly confirmed) that a year on Irk is equivalent to ten Earth ones, meaning that Irk's axial rotation must be super-slow or the planet is somewhat far from its home star.
However, this could also be in reference to an Irken's lifespan, meaning that in comparison to the average human lifespan of approximately 80 years, Irken live to be approximately 800 years old.
It should also be taken into account that Irkens can technically be considered immortal, as the PAK may the true essence of an Irken individual, and as documented in the unfinished episode "Ten Minutes to Doom", a PAK can override the personality of a new host if given the chance, so if an Irken body is either destroyed or dies, theoretically an Irken could simply put his or her PAK and by extension the personality components in a new body. However, this is mere speculation as this was never put into practice in the series. Irken skin can kill parasites such as lice, possibly by secreting some sort of protective substance. However, while safe from such pests, their skin cannot tolerate Earth meat, water, or beans, the former burning them terribly and sometimes even fusing to their skin. They also have negative reactions when exposed to Earth liquids (namely water), though Zim didn't exhibit this weakness when splashed with punch.
As confirmed by Jhonen in the commentary for "The Wettening", it's the pollutants in Earth water that causes the burns rather than the water itself. Paste suffices to completely nullify the effects of tainted Earth liquids. It seems that there is little to nothing that currently can protect them from Earth's meat, however.
They sweat similarly to humans, and can get pimples when the skin is scrubbed by an oily substance (such as cheese or bacon). However, unlike human zits, they can grow to enormous size (as big as a classroom when fully swollen), are translucent, and filled with a vast amount of pus. Irken zits also seem to have hypnotic powers when shaken, though it's possible this may just be an allergic reaction to certain chemicals, such as a combination of cheese, bacon, and Acne Blast.
Most Earth foods will make an Irken sick, although foods such as waffles, rich in sugar and carbohydrates, seem to be fine if eaten in moderation. In addition, cheese seems to have a similar effect on Irkens as hard alcohol does on humans. A prime example of this is when we see Zim sad and presumably drunk on nacho cheese in Enter the Florpus.
It's seen in certain episodes that an appendage can fall off or be removed and that it has no real influence.
As seen in "Dib's Wonderful Life of Doom" and "Planet Jackers", Irkens can heal at incredibly fast rates, which is why Zim said to Dib in "Halloween Spectacular of Spooky Doom": "As soon as my skeleton stops being broken, I will destroy you!"
Zim's eyes have been seen falling out of their sockets before, although they can usually be simply popped back in without irritation or injury. While capable of sleep, Irkens don't seem to sleep, as was to be confirmed in "Roboparents Gone Wild", and their PAKs may just keep recharging even when functioning so that they don't have to. If the PAK's metal shell is removed while also keeping the life support components surgically placed into an Irken's back, they may have the same sleep regulation as humans or other bipedal beings do. Irkens are known to be produced through DNA merging in underground facilities many fans refer to as "smeeteries" (a portmanteau of smeet and nursery). No Irken is ever mentioned as having a mate, offspring, or any other family. Jhonen Vasquez has gone on record to confirm that Irkens have no reproductive organs in the main Invader Zim universe. However, the existence of the male and female genders imply that at some point, sexual reproduction did in fact exist.
The Irken race does have two separate genders, but the differences, as far as can be seen, are purely cosmetic. Males have straight antennae with a single kink at the end, while females have curled antennae and eyelashes. It's unknown whether Irken females have curled antennae naturally, or if they are styled that way for cosmetic purposes.
Of note is the fact that the degree to which the antennae curl varies from individual to individual, and at least one female Irken in the series has straight antennae. Irkens can also be defined by their voices, which are clearly either male or female.
However, there appear to be no societal differences between males and females: both genders are seen to be equally competent in every regard; both males and females are seen in the same jobs, though there have been far more male than female Irkens seen in the show. This suggests that either the species has more males than females, some of the background characters with straight antennae are actually females (Commander Poki is a female Irken with straight antennae), or the military vocations featured in the show are male-dominated. show.
The details of the Irken inner anatomy are mostly unknown, except for their "Squeedlyspooch", which was mentioned throughout the series and confirmed in the commentary of "Germs" to be one large super-organ, filling an Irken's entire torso and performing most if not all bodily functions. It resembles a combined human stomach and intestines. Irken Squeedlyspooches are also capable of vomiting like human stomachs.
In "Attack of the Saucer Morons", one of Zim's daydreams as the UFO enthusiasts are approaching him show a scientist pulling several other organs out of Zim's body, but these organs go unnamed.
Zim vomits after eating too many soapy waffles in "Zim Eats Waffles", Tallest Purple throws up all over the donuts in "Backseat Drivers From Beyond the Stars", and Zim is actually shown vomiting in issue 2 of the comics. Judging from the color, Irkens may have black and green stomach acid (Squeedlyspooch acid?) but this coloring may also be due to the food Zim ate at the time.
It's possible that the Irken equivalent of a heart is separate from the Squeedlyspooch itself, as Zim made reference to it in "Parent Teacher Night", although it's never given an official name. The cancelled episode "Ten Minutes to Doom" would have confirmed that the Irkens do indeed have the equivalent to a heart, as we would have heard it beating during one of the episode's opening scenes. Irken brains look almost exactly like human brains with two hemispheres, but seemingly exist mainly to control the PAK, being unable to function normally without it for now. As the brain is part of a nervous system, it can be said that like all creatures, the Irkens also have nerves.
As "The Girl Who Cried Gnome" and "Invasion of the Idiot Dog Brain" showed, an Irken's sense of hearing cannot tolerate high-pitched frequencies, causing them to cover the sides of their head (where a human's ears would be).
Another example of an Irken's ears being in the same location as a human's occurs in "The Wettening", where one scene shows Zim wearing a pair of headphones that cover the same places where a human's ears would be. It is revealed, however, in Issue 47 that they do have an inner ear.
Irken blood has never been shed in the show, but there have been some hints in episodes such as "Planet Jackers" (when Zim tried to distract the Planet Jackers by fighting them hand-to-hand; after the battle, Zim's battered face was covered in dark green patches). Additionally, whenever Zim sustains a burn injury, the damaged flesh is dark green. However, Jhonen mentioned at some point that Irken blood was a clearish-pink in color, though it's unclear if he was actually being serious or not. If the former is the case for Zim and possibly Tak, however, their green blood may be a revelation of them being Irken Defectives.
However, he later confirmed it for real at InvaderCON at his panel that it is clearish pink "similar to a Klingon's blood". Since in "Dark Harvest", Zim was deemed a "healthy human boy" by the Skool nurse after she took his temperature, it can be assumed that an Irken's body temperature is very close to that of humans.
An Irken's skeletal system is almost similar in structure to a human skeleton, but more flexible, durable, and can regenerate and heal much faster. The skeletal structure of several Irkens was seen in "The Nightmare Begins" as numerous Invaders marched past a series of X-Rays. Irken tongues are long, segmented, and almost worm-like.
An Irken's teeth are white like human teeth, but with a barely-perceptible pinkish tinge (presumably due to there being more blood vessels and nerves than human teeth) and are interconnected to what resemble two long bands or a zipper (smeets, however, have only one small tooth similar to a human child's baby tooth, suggesting that the other teeth grow and interconnect at a later time).
Irken skin can kill parasites such as lice, possibly by secreting some sort of protective substance. However, while safe from such pests, their skin cannot tolerate Earth meat, water, or beans, the former burning them terribly and sometimes even fusing to their skin. They also have negative reactions when exposed to Earth liquids (namely water), though Zim didn't exhibit this weakness when splashed with punch.
As confirmed by Jhonen in the commentary for "The Wettening", it's the pollutants in Earth water that causes the burns rather than the water itself. Paste suffices to completely nullify the effects of tainted Earth liquids. It seems that there is little to nothing that currently can protect them from Earth's meat, however.
They sweat similarly to humans, and can get pimples when the skin is scrubbed by an oily substance (such as cheese or bacon). However, unlike human zits, they can grow to enormous size (as big as a classroom when fully swollen), are translucent, and filled with a vast amount of pus. Irken zits also seem to have hypnotic powers when shaken, though it's possible this may just be an allergic reaction to certain chemicals, such as a combination of cheese, bacon, and Acne Blast.
Most Earth foods will make an Irken sick, although foods such as waffles, rich in sugar and carbohydrates, seem to be fine if eaten in moderation. In addition, cheese seems to have a similar effect on Irkens as hard alcohol does on humans. A prime example of this is when we see Zim sad and presumably drunk on nacho cheese in Enter the Florpus.
It's seen in certain episodes that an appendage can fall off or be removed and that it has no real influence.
As seen in "Dib's Wonderful Life of Doom" and "Planet Jackers", Irkens can heal at incredibly fast rates, which is why Zim said to Dib in "Halloween Spectacular of Spooky Doom": "As soon as my skeleton stops being broken, I will destroy you!"
Zim's eyes have been seen falling out of their sockets before, although they can usually be simply popped back in without irritation or injury. While capable of sleep, Irkens don't seem to sleep, as was to be confirmed in "Roboparents Gone Wild", and their PAKs may just keep recharging even when functioning so that they don't have to. If the PAK's metal shell is removed while also keeping the life support components surgically placed into an Irken's back, they may have the same sleep regulation as humans or other bipedal beings do.
Despite their decades of military training, few Irkens show much prowess in the way of physical strength. Although he is only a child during the events of the series, Dib has been shown to be more than capable of pinning Zim down. Therefore, with this in mind, it's possible that Irkens rely on their wits, technology, and sheer numbers when it comes to combat, rather than by actual physical prowess.
However, Zim has, on occasion, shown feats of uncanny strength, an example of which being when he bodyslammed a human in "Attack of the Saucer Morons". Irkens also are shown to have incredible agility on Earth, and this may be due to (a) Irk's massive size and gravity, (b) genetic enhancements, (c) all of the above, or (d) the way Zim and Tak are animated. Dib also seems to have this miraculous agility, but that might be due to the fact that he was created/built much like Irkens are or the way he is animated.
In spite of their apparent weaknesses, however, Irkens have extremely long lifespans compared to normal humans. Zim and Tak looked the same in a flashback that took place fifty years ago as they do today, and Jhonen Vasquez confirmed that Zim is older than any living human. It has also been said (but never truly confirmed) that a year on Irk is equivalent to ten Earth ones, meaning that Irk's axial rotation must be super-slow or the planet is somewhat far from its home star.
However, this could also be in reference to an Irken's lifespan, meaning that in comparison to the average human lifespan of approximately 80 years, Irken live to be approximately 800 years old.
It should also be taken into account that Irkens can technically be considered immortal, as the PAK may the true essence of an Irken individual, and as documented in the unfinished episode "Ten Minutes to Doom", a PAK can override the personality of a new host if given the chance, so if an Irken body is either destroyed or dies, theoretically an Irken could simply put his or her PAK and by extension the personality components in a new body. However, this is mere speculation as this was never put into practice in the series.
The Irken Armada is a vast fleet of Irken vessels, seeming to consist mostly of Spittle Runners and Shuvvers, escorting the Massive, the flagship and vessel of choice for the Almighty Tallest. Whenever an Irken Invader discovers a planet's weakness, they call in the Armada to perform the Organic Sweep. When the planet's inhabitants are killed or enslaved, the Almighty Tallest give the planet a purpose (usually singular), such as an intergalactic food court or a parking structure planet.
The Armada has been responsible for the successful subjugation of numerous species throughout the universe, and stands as a physical display of the might of the Irken military machine. When asked for schematics of the Massive, Prisoner 777 of planet Vort expressed distinct fear at the idea of infuriating the Armada ("Backseat Drivers from Beyond the Stars"). Despite this, it has experienced setbacks - Operation Impending Doom I, accidentally stopped by Zim, saw the utter annihilation of the first wave of Invaders and postponement of Irken galactic conquest ("The Nightmare Begins"). Following the conquest and planetary conversion of Blorch, a sizable portion of the Armada was wiped out by the planet Mars, which had been converted into a vehicle by its extinct native inhabitants, and left running through the universe by Zim ("Battle of the Planets"). The Armada was later caught off-guard when Zim used a remote-command chair to hack into the Massive's power core and steer it towards Earth, leaving the Armada to catch up only when the Tallest had ordered the Massive's power core to be beamed out of the ship ("Backseat Drivers from Beyond the Stars").
The Armada has been at the forefront of Irken galactic conquest since the beginning of Operation Impending Doom II, and in most episodes when it appears, its vastness typically extends beyond the bounds of the screen. It has been seen a few times in action, notably during Dib's dreamed future-life where it was defeated by Earth's defence forces ("Dib's Wonderful Life of Doom"), and during the mentioned episode "Battle of the Planets," where an Organic Sweep is being performed on Blorch.
Moofy's cries destroying ships It has also been the victim of a few freak incidents, such as over an unknown planet during the episode "The Girl Who Cried Gnome", when a Girly Ranger stuck in a hole screeches so loudly that Irken ships begin to explode.
The Armada's flagship is the Massive, the Tallest's command ship, a technological splicing of Irken, and mostly Vortian technology from before the Vortians were conquered.
The Irken race, like many interstellar species from across the known universe(s), has their own written and spoken language. The latter seems to be perceived by the listener as their own native language, and therefore has never been documented in its original Irken sounds. While this alphabet mostly appears uppercase, there are some instances (typos) where lowercase letters are shown. Something important to note, is that each of the letters in this alphabet matches up with the characters of the font 'IRKEN DOOM', a separate Irken typeface included on the Invader Zim toolkit disc (a disc containing numerous files used in the creation of Invader Zim merchandise). In addition, this particular typeface is the one used for most of, if not all, instances of Irken language on the show. Although a large number of it translates to random strings of letters, there are a few instances in which it is possible to make sense of the language shown.
Jhonen Vasquez states that Irkens use all caps "because they're annoying." [1] This explains why Zim's name is always written as "ZIM" on the official voice transcripts. It can be assumed that all other Irkens write their names in the same fashion.
Regarding the missing letters, it's possible that the remaining sounds (U, V, Y, and Z) either do not exist, or don't need separate letters in their alphabet, as most of their sounds can be achieved with other letters. Because there is no letter for Z, the main character's name is spelled IM on the DVD subtitles.
The only evidence for the actual sounds of the Irken language are the names of the Irken characters, and what was shown in the episode "Mysterious Mysteries", where Dib recorded a video of ZIM and GIR talking in some alien dialect while out of their disguises, possibly Irken. However, this has not been confirmed, and it's equally likely they were just mumbling or talking in a matter humans hear as mumbling.
It's notable that ZIM, when pronouncing his own name, seems to frequently pronounce it zîm, with a somewhat rounded I, and not the more common ZĭM, especially when he is alone or talking to himself. If this is done intentionally by the voice actor, it may be an indication of native Irken pronunciation of that vowel - the pronunciation of the I's in MIYUKI and DOOKIE are likewise similar, as is the sound of the double-E in SPLEEN. Double-O would appear to represent an ōō in sound, as in DOOKIE and SKOODGE, thus perhaps the lack of need for a letter U in their alphabet. The Irken language does seem to accept multiple consonants side by side.
The names MIYUKI, SKUTCH, and ZIM all contain letters that appear to not exist in Irken. MIYUKI could theoretically be spelled Miooki to achieve the same pronunciation, and a theory on ZIM's name can be found above. SKUTCH might be perhaps Skatch or Sktch; it also could possibly be a variant and/or related name to SKOODGE, just as English Mary and Marie are variants on the same name. It's also possible that these names are not common in the Irken language and therefore they could theoretically be disregarded by the population at large in favor for more “traditional” names. Since very little is known about Irken naming conventions, nothing can be said with any certainty. It's notable that Irkens do have a diminutive attachment for names in their language, as evidenced in "Hobo 13" when Tallest PURPLE addresses Table-Headed Service Drone BOB as "Bobby."
One theory that might explain that Irken has no specific alphabet is that Irken is based on pictograms, albeit ones that have evolved over millennia. Written Irken might be formed of thousands of these symbols, much like Chinese or Japanese writing. However, there is no evidence to really support this argument. More than likely, Irken has no specific alphabet because Jhonen Vasquez had not developed an official Irken alphabet. Irken text has only been shown typed in-universe, in the few instances where Zim writes by hand, he does so in English; however some elements of the structure of the Irken written characters suggest that in pre-digital times that the language was traditionally written with a brush (similar to Japanese and Chinese calligraphy) as the lines show varying thickness and angles that change the meaning of the character.
Other evidence for the vocabulary and sentence structure of Irken might perhaps be found in Zim's sometimes odd turns of phrase. (i.e. "arm-control nerve", "noise-tube", "cleansing-chalk" et al.) It's possible that he is using what might be correct terms in Irken, but which translate badly into English, are literal translations a word made up of two smaller words in Irken, or it could be due to his questionable sanity.
Since Irkens appear to be the dominant species in the known universe, it's possible that other alien races speak the Irken language as a result to be able to communicate with them, leaving to the theoretical possibility that Irken IS English, but with a different written alphabet. This would explain why Dib did not have to translate the Irken transmissions, and why Zim had no need to learn English. More evidence supporting this theory is found in the episode "Abducted", when a transmission between Zim and the Almighty Tallest was interrupted by the doorbell ringing; on a nearby display screen, an image of the doorbell is shown along with a notable amount of Irken. However, the Irken words could be for the description of an object or person rather than for the word itself.
However, there is one English word on there: "Doorbell". Interestingly, it should be noted that ZIM was trying to read the word with some struggle (despite saying it perfectly in "Plague of Babies"), implying that he was attempting to learn human writing little by little which he apparently achieved at some point before the episode "ZIM Eats Waffles" as he was seen reading the newspaper.
It's also worth noting that in the comic series, in a very similar manner to Starfire from the Teen Titans animated series, ZIM constantly use words like "squak", "shmoopsquizz" and "shmeep-shmoop", which could possibly be words from the Irken language that have no English translation yet. However, they could just be exclusives to Zim's rather unusual vocabulary, though the fact that Tallest RED used the term "chew-shmoop" in the cancelled episode "The Trial" makes this somewhat unlikely.
Alternatively there is also the possibility that most of the Irkens seen in the show are not actually speaking the Irken language and in fact could in theory be speaking a galactic standard language similar to “Basic” in “Star Wars” and if so, this could have been put into place at some point in the past for easier communication between species across the galaxy, if that’s the case then this theory could be backed up by the fact that no alien race seen in the show seem to speak any other language other than English.
Along with Purple, Red's design and body structure is much different from that of a normal Irken: He has a slender build.
His arms end in unusually bulgy gauntlets, he has only two thin fingers (instead of the normal three for an Irken), and an unusually thin waist and neck.
His feet may also be different from that of an average Irken, but it is hard to tell since he is always levitating. This appears to be the case for all of the Tallest, as concept art of the cancelled characters Almighty Tallest Miyuki and Almighty Tallest Spork showed them as having the same design. Both Tallest were re-designed in the middle of the first season; Jhonen Vasquez decided for unknown reasons to make their torsos disproportionately thinner, as well as other major updates to their suits and overall physical appearance.
Before the middle of season one, Red sported a pink, purple, and white outfit instead of dark red, black, and gray-white, as well as pink eyes. The torso is also remarkably thicker. His PAK is also light gray with pink spots prior to the change, after which it is light gray with dark gray spots. Red is implied to be the more serious and capable half of the Tallest, though he is still shown to be inept and unfocused most of the time, and treats the rest of his own people (such as Zim, Invader Skoodge and Bob) like dirt. In "Backseat Drivers From Beyond the Stars", he tried to take control of the problem, whereas Purple opted to panic.
He is also more independent than his co-Tallest, as he is seen more often than not making crucial decisions for the Irken Empire, like choosing to change Invader Larb's mission from Blorch to Vort, deciding to turn the Slaughtering Rat People's homeworld into a Parking Structure Planet, deciding to send Invader Tenn the Megadoomer X-3 Combat Stealth Mech, and sent Zim far away to Earth, among other things.
Red has a tendency to punch or throw objects at Purple, seemingly without much forethought and simply for his own enjoyment. However, as shown in "The Nightmare Begins", there may be some functional purpose to this. He seems to enjoy playing the showman, dominating in speeches and asserting his role when Purple stops to take a pause. Red does occasionally physically assault his co-Tallest; however despite this, he and Purple do get along in a brotherly manner and enjoy many of the same things, such as eating snacks, tormenting others shorter individuals (typically other Irkens), watching puppet shows, and ruling the Irken Empire. While he enjoys the spotlight, he is not the most adept with wordcraft; in "The Nightmare Begins", he struggled to remember the word for the 'Armada' (opting to call it a "Big... Space Ship... Gang.") Furthermore, in "Backseat Drivers From Beyond the Stars", while seemingly aware of the general goings-on of the Massive, he ineloquently ordered for "some kind of... laser thingy..." to be fired.
This implies that Red may be absent minded at times or ironically maybe even lacks the vocabulary that the leader of the Irken race should have in order to lead his people, something that surprisingly Purple has no problem with as he is seen correcting Red in such rare cases of ineloquence.
Red is also generally more tolerant of Zim's shenanigans than Purple is, this can be as a result of the fact that he also has to deal with Purple who is also quite immature and therefore has a lot of experience dealing with people who are annoying.
Like Purple, Red has supposedly ultimate power. He and Purple are the ones who assigned the Invaders to their respective planets, sent Zim to his exile on Earth, and created GIR.
They oversee the progress of the Invaders on their mission planets, as well as the overall Irken grip in the universe. However, they are far less productive than would be expected, typically preferring to lounge around eating snacks and soaking up the luxury of their positions. Despite Red's hatred for Zim, Tallest Red is more patient with him than Tallest Purple is, since in "Walk for Your Lives", despite saying he hates the Irken Defective and questions if they should inspect him, he still allowed Zim to try and amaze them with his "time stasis field." He was even patient enough to listen to Zim cry "MY TALLEST!" (the proper, respectful way to address the Tallest) for three hours straight waiting for them to respond, as seen in "Backseat Drivers from Beyond the Stars".
Despite his general incompetence, both Purple and Red usually underestimate Zim's destructive abilities; even though Zim is far away from Operation Impending Doom II, he still finds ways to ruin it. Sometimes other aliens (who are slaves to the Irkens) sabotage their operations, such as The Resisty.
Their hatred for Zim has led to their own disasters (even causing the Irken Empire to be endangered when Invader Tenn got malfunctioning SIR units instead of Zim, which caused Tenn to fail her mission on planet Meekrob. In "Hobo 13", he was also shown to be a (slightly) better liar than Purple, managing to cover up Purple's multiple slips of the tongue without arousing Zim's suspicion.
Both Purple and Red have a different design and body structure than normal Irkens. His arms are much more bulgy right before the fingers, because of the uniformal cufflinks, and he has only two thin fingers instead of the usual three.
His chest and legs are connected by a disproportionately thin torso, while his neck is also extremely thin. His feet may be different from that of an average Irken, but it is hard to tell, as he is always levitating.
This appears to be the case for all of the Tallest, as concept art of Almighty Tallest Miyuki and Spork showed similar designs. Almighty Tallest Purple has purple eyes and wears gray, purple and magenta clothing. His PAK is light gray with purple spots. Both Tallest were re-designed in the middle of the first season; Jhonen Vasquez decided, for unknown reasons, to make their torsos disproportionately thinner, as well as other major updates to their suits and overall physical appearance. Like Red and all previous Tallest, Purple has two fingers instead of the normal three possessed by the average Irken.
It has been stated by the Invader Zim crew that the Tallest have their thumbs chopped off in a ceremony as they become Tallest to prove that they can "rule the Empire with only two fingers", but Purple is more than likely just hiding his thumbs within his gauntlets. Purple, as stated above, is the more comical of the two current Tallest. He was shown to be less capable than Red in "Backseat Drivers from Beyond the Stars", choosing to hover around and grab as much donuts as possibly as well as freaking out instead of taking control of the situation. Both are very lazy and petty, however, and enjoy snacking and generally ruling all of Irk.
Purple is also shown to be generally less patient than Red. He's more likely to criticize things he doesn't like: the Megadoomer and the name for the Resisty, to name a few. He is occasionally antagonized by Red, but seems to be more or less tolerant of the bullying, often simply laughing.
Unlike Red, Purple is more eloquent which is seen when he corrects on his co-ruler's lack of word-craft, showing signs of some intelligence however rare they may be.
However, they are both incredibly adoring if you! Their little human partner, both love and adore you, if you're depressed, they're right there to keep you from harming yourself, if you're upset, they give you a prisoner to let your anger out on, if you miss home, they send drones out and bring you back plants from earth. No matter what you do, your boyfriends WILL NOT HATE YOU. It's impossible to get them to fall out of love, they're pathetically submissive and in love with you, as well as each other, though they love you more. They would literally stop blowing stuff up if you asked. And blowing things up is their FAVORITE activity.
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