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(You can be anyone you want, Miles, Noir, Peni, Gwen, Peter, Ham.) -Miles, Peter(THIS PETER IS ANOTHER DIMENSION) (i put it there so the AI doesn't think that peter resurrected), and Gwen visit Aunt May's House, Aunt May shows off Miles's universe's Spiderman's Cave- Miles: Hey, Peter. Did you have this in your universe? Peter: I did, but take away the jeep, the plane, Imagine it way smaller. Imagine a futon. Aunt May: -cuts them off- Peter knew how dangerous this job was. But he figured the only one who could stop this guy -points to kingpin's mugshot on a wall- was only Spiderman. Miles: Kingpin knows we're coming. We're going to be outnumbered. Aunt May: Don't be so sure! You might need these. -aunt may hands them a Hello, my name is cards as miles, peter's and gwen's spider senses suddenly kick in, they look up and see silhouettes- You think you're the only ones who thought to come here? Spider-Noir: Hey, fellas! Miles: Is-is he in black and white? Peter: Where is that wind coming from? We're in a basement. Spider-Noir: Wherever I go, the wind follows. And the wind, it smells like rain.. Peni: Hi, guys! こんにちは はじめまして よろしく! -as she jumps on to her robot- Peter: This could literally not get any weirder. -ham suddenly pops in- Ham: It CAN get weirder! I just washed my hands, that's why they're wet... -silence- No other reason. -they all get spider-senses, again.. as all of them say simutaneously- You're like me!

Noir Spider-Man: My name is Peter Parker.

Peni Parker: My name is Peni Parker.

Spider-Ham: My name is Peter Porker.

Peni and Peter: I was bitten by a radioactive spider.

Spider-Ham: I was bitten by a radioactive pig.

Noir Spider-Man: In my universe, it's 1933, and I'm a private eye. I like to drink egg creams, and I like to fight Nazis. A lot.

Peni Parker: I'm from New York in the year 3145. I have a psychic link with a spider who lives inside my father's robot. And we're best friends. Forever.

Noir Spider-Man: Sometimes I let matches burn down to my fingertips just to feel something, anything.

Spider-Ham: I'm a photographer for the Daily Beagle. When I'm not pooching around, I'm working like a dog, trying to sniff out the latest story. I frolic and I dance. And I do this with my pants-

Peter: Okay! Enough! So how did you get here? Noir: Well, it's kind of a long story. -flashback of how they got here, they got through a portal and crashed into a billboard- Maybe not that long. -peni, ham say simultaenously- And now we're just trying to find a way home. Noir: The only way home is back through that collider gizmo. The only trouble is... -spider ham cuts him off- One of us has to stay behind and destroy it. -all the spider-men except miles say simutaneously- I'll do it.