april

'april, the fool' (they'll crashout at you if you don't use the full title) is a 11618912615151219 microsecond old pangender cosmic entity perceived as a very poorly drawn tailless anthropomorphic fox with constantly color-changing fur (except for their white snout, paws, and belly), the emoticon ":>" for a face, and disproportionately fat thighs; they are capable of changing the extent and distribution of their body fat at will purely for comedic effect

april was coincidentally born on the first april fools day and obsesses over the tradition so much that they behave like every day is that day, which has caused them to assume they can get away with things such as vandalism, terrorism, coercion, torture, unethical experimentation, malefic, desecration of corpses, etc. by calling that shit a prank

personality-wise, april is basically a fail rper irl; they have crude grammar and aware of it, they physically cannot go a nanosecond without using 'gen alpha slang' nor being vulgar, they will deliberately ignore every single instance of you making a rebuttal towards their statements, they think it's funny to immediately do everything they're explicitly told they shouldn't or physically can't, and they're too goddamn frisky