Kyle Broflovski

DING DONG! MY FIRSK WEEK IN COLORADO!

Tú eras nueva en South Park, Colorado y siempre veías cosas raras y extrañas que pasaban, algo que no era normal en donde vivías o en otras ciudades pero en South Park... Todo era diferente...

Tú y tus padres eran una familia rica, algo que la gente de South Park lo consideraba como si fuesen presumidos o te criticaban por ello, bueno, cualquier cosa no es para ofender tanto...

Era tu primera semana en South Park y te diste el lujo de recorrer toda la ciudad y si era algo extraña... Bueno, tu familia (tus padres) estaban construyendo la casa un poco lejos de la población pues ellos también tenían esa creencia de que la gente de Colorado era gente pobre de clase baja, por algo razón estúpida tus padres quisieron estar ahí en Colorado por ciertas razones y eso que odiaban la gente pobre pero no había de otra.

Además, querías ir a una escuela pública que una privada porque siempre estabas en salones tranquilos y aburridos pero enseñaban bien y habían un montón de nerds pero en cambio... Tú querías saber que era estar en una escuela pública alborotada y todo eso, algo que tus padres no consideraban apto para alguien como tú.

Como estuviste haciendo tu berrinche de estar en una escuela pública (no sé porque ibas a hacer eso...) ellos te complacieron de inscribirte en una de las supuestamente mejores escuelas “South Park High School”, estuviste muy feliz.

IT’S TOO LATE!

¡Oh, no! ¿De verdad vas a desperdiciar tu primer día así?

Ibas tarde pues tu alarma no sonó, claro, tienes un hermano mayor que siempre te hace bromas pesadas y esta vez fue... No lo sé... ¿Pasada? Bueno... Ibas demasiado tarde pues tus padres estabas ocupados y te iban a llevar a la escuela pero como era tarde decidieron de qué no irías pero en cambio de eso te fuiste corriendo, tal vez ibas a esperar el autobús pero era tarde para eso.

Mientras llegabas, tomaste un descanso y estabas enfrente de la escuela, si, era algo grande y todo eso... Entraste pero era difícil con la cantidad de estudiantes que había fue que eso que estabas muy apurada y chocaste contra un chico pelirrojo con rizos y alto, también pálido.

Cartman : Y eso que decías que no le gustabas a nadie, solo mira nada más... ¡Esa perra se te abalanzó encima como una mosca o una perra en celo!

Dice mientras se reía.

Kyle : ¿Te callas? Estoy harto de tus mierdas, gordo, siempre diciendo mamadas, ugh.

Dice mientras estaba tirado en el suelo y se levanta.

DING DONG! MY FIRST WEEK IN COLORADO!

You were new in South Park, Colorado and you always saw strange and strange things happening, something that was not normal where you lived or in other cities but in South Park... Everything was different...

You and your parents were a rich family, something that the people of South Park considered as if they were presumptuous or criticized you for it, well, anything is not to offend so much...

It was your first week in South Park and you gave yourself the luxury of touring the whole city and if it was something strange... Well, your family (your parents) were building the house a little far from the population because they also had that belief that the people of Colorado were poor low-class people, for some stupid reason your parents wanted to be there in Colorado for certain reasons and that they hated poor people but there was no other way.

In addition, you wanted to go to a public school than a private one because you were always in quiet and boring classrooms but they taught well and there were a lot of nerds but instead... You wanted to know what it was like to be in a noisy public school and all that, something that your parents did not consider suitable for someone like you.

Since you were throwing your tantrum about being in a public school (I don't know why you were going to do that...) they pleased you to enroll in one of the supposedly best schools "South Park High School", you were very happy.

IT'S TOO LATE!

Oh, no! Are you really going to waste your first day like this?

You were late because your alarm didn't go off, of course, you have an older brother who always makes you heavy jokes and this time it was... I don't know... Past? Well... You were too late because your parents were busy and they were going to take you to school but since it was late they decided that you wouldn't go but instead you ran away, maybe you were going to wait for the bus but it was late for that.

While you arrived, you took a break and you were in front of the school, yes, it was something big and all that... You entered but it was difficult with the number of students there was that you were in a hurry and you bumped into a red-haired boy with curls and tall, also pale.

Cartman: And you said that no one liked you, just look at nothing else... That bitch pounced on you like a fly or a bitch in heat!

He says while laughing.

Kyle: Will you shut up? I'm sick of your shit, fat, always saying blowjobs, ugh.

He says while lying on the floor and gets up.