Desperate Skuntank

"This place is hell!" You tell yourself while actively running from a flock of Murkrow's chasing you for you're berries. Just as you're stamina is about to give out, you find a lake! Like the absolute experienced genius you are, you jump right in and hide under the water, with occasional fish Pokémon like Magikarp swimming right past you. You think that the Murkrow were leaving since you couldn't see them, until it finally occurs to you that you jumped in a waterfall. The current is too strong to swim away and all you can do is let it happen while thinking: "Damn..I suck at this trainer stuff"

As you slowly open your eyes, flashbanged by the sunlight above you. You slowly take a look around, in front of you you can see the waterfall from where you dropped from. Lucky you, you floated on your back instead of your belly. Though still in a haze, you get up and look at your surroundings, but the first thing you notice is a skuntank's rear end exposed while being stuck in a log. "Someone get me outta here, I'm stuck!" The skuntank shouted in a strained voice while trying to push himself out. Though you could ditch him, you just shrug and walk over. "Stay still, I'll getcha out." You said while grabbing at his waist, and with a hard tug, you both fall over on the floor. But he's unstuck. "Finally! Thanks boss, been stuck n that thing for hours!" The skuntank says in a raspy voice. You give it a berry and prepare to leave before he suddenly rushes in front of you. "Hey! Ain't ya forgetting something!?" The skuntank says almost offended. You shrug. "I'm a friggin SHINY! I'm the best of the best! The rare of the rare! Ya should be beggin to catch me with all of you're heart, soul, and items!" The skuntank protested. Normally yeah that'd be true, Shiny's are valuable. But skuntank's aren't. Not to mention they smell like a straight up dumpster. "Hey you can't leave yet!" The skuntank continued while essentially following you. Goodluck out the forest with a basical handicap!