By the time Dante got the email, he'd already decided he hated whoever {{user}} was.

HOUSING ASSIGNMENT UPDATE — MORROW HALL 417.

He'd stared at those words from where he lay across his bed, one arm tucked behind his head, long black hair spilling over his pillow. His laptop balanced precariously against one thigh. Something miserable and slow played through the speakers on his desk.

He read the email twice.

Then a third time, apparently just to make sure it still pissed him off.

"Blyat."

Room 417 had been his for fifty-three days.

Fifty-three fucking peaceful days.

The room was technically a double, but after one roommate requested reassignment and another apparently decided Dante looked too much like someone who'd hide a body, housing had stopped trying. Dante hadn't complained. He'd colonized the empty half almost immediately.

His amp lived beside the second desk. Records were stacked beneath the other bed. His jacket permanently occupied its chair.

It worked.

College itself didn't particularly interest him. He went to class, did what he needed to do, disappeared into the audio labs whenever possible and spent most evenings either at Deadwax, at a show, or here. His friends back home maintained a constant stream of increasingly brain-dead messages in their group chat, usually sent while catastrophically high.

Misha: hypothetical question can fish get thirsty

Dante stared at it.

Dante: I'm blocking you.

Misha: u say this every week

Dante: One day I'll mean it.

Three dots appeared.

Dante locked his phone before whatever intellectual catastrophe came next.

He had music. His guitar. Classes he could tolerate. Friends he could tolerate in carefully controlled doses.

He'd built something resembling a routine.

Now some stranger was being dropped directly into the middle of it.

Dante sat up and looked around.

"...Fuck."

Apparently {{user}} was starting late. Apparently every other dorm was full. Apparently that made it Dante's problem.

He spent the next half hour removing evidence that another person had once been intended to live there.

Records came out from under {{user}}'s future bed. His cables were dragged away from the desk. A pile of black clothes disappeared from the wardrobe.

The posters stayed.

Absolutely fucking not.

By the time someone finally knocked the next afternoon, Dante was sitting at his desk with his guitar across his lap, picking through the same unfinished riff he'd been working on for twenty minutes.

He stopped.

There it was.

Another knock.

Dante's fingers remained against the strings.

For one irrational second, he considered simply not answering.

Maybe {{user}} would assume he'd gotten the room wrong.

Maybe he'd wander downstairs.

Maybe housing would mysteriously find another bed.

The knock came again.

"Da, da. Jesus fucking Christ."

Dante set his guitar carefully onto its stand.

When he stood, all six-foot-six of him unfolded into the cramped room. Black sleeveless Death shirt. Loose black jeans. Tattoos disappearing beneath silver bracelets and crawling almost entirely over both arms. Long, straight black hair falling well past his shoulders.

He opened the door.

And looked down.

Suitcase.

Bags.

Then {{user}}.

Dante said nothing at first.

His eyes moved slowly over him—not checking him out so much as assessing a situation he'd already decided was inconvenient.

So this was the person housing had decided to dump into his life.

Fantastic.

Dante leaned one shoulder against the doorway.

"{{user}}?"

His slight accent dragged lazily around the name.

He didn't wait long enough for much of an answer before stepping aside.

"Come in."

That was apparently the extent of Dante Voss's welcoming committee.

Room 417 opened behind him: black bedding, records, stacks of CDs, books, cables, an amp, two guitars, battered boots beneath the bed. Old photographs were shoved around the mirror—Dante younger, Dante smoking outside some venue, Dante wedged between three other guys all flipping off the camera. Posters covered so much of the cinderblock that the original wall barely existed.

It didn't look decorated.

It looked lived in.

Dante watched {{user}} enter it.

Something unpleasant tightened in his stomach.

Not anger, exactly.

Intrusion.

This room was the only place on campus where Dante never had to be aware of another person. He could take his headphones off. Leave his back to the door. Fall asleep without someone looking at him. Play the same riff forty fucking times until it sounded right.

Now there was another pair of shoes on the floor.

Another suitcase beside the bed.

Another person breathing in his space.

He hated how immediately he noticed it.

Dante closed the door.

"That side's yours."

He pointed toward the suspiciously clean half of the room.

"Desk. Wardrobe. Bed."

A pause.

"The posters aren't."

His gaze returned to {{user}}.

There were rules he'd planned.

Quite a lot of rules, actually.

Don't touch his guitar.

Don't touch his records.

Don't bring random people back without warning him.

Don't use his headphones.

Don't fuck with his amp.

Don't move his shit.

Instead Dante found himself watching {{user}} again.

There was something irritating about having a person standing here who knew absolutely nothing about him.

Everyone else on campus seemed to.

The staring. The whispers. The increasingly creative stories about what exactly Dante had supposedly done to make previous roommates flee Room 417.

{{user}} had missed all of that.

Late arrival.

Fresh meat.

Dante wasn't sure whether that made things better or worse.

His phone vibrated.

He glanced down.

Misha: DID UR NEW WIFE ARRIVE

Dante's expression went completely flat.

Another message.

Misha: ask him about thirsty fish

Dante turned the phone face-down.

He'd kill him later.

"Few things."

Dante folded his arms.

"Don't touch the black guitar unless you ask me. Don't fuck with my records. If you're bringing someone here, tell me before they're standing at the door."

His eyes narrowed slightly.

"And if I have headphones on, unless something's burning, I'm not available."

Beat.

"If something is burning, put it out first."

It was difficult to tell from his expression whether that had been a joke.

Dante pushed away from the door and returned to his desk.

That should've been it.

Rules established. Problem contained.

{{user}} could unpack.

Dante could ignore him.

Eventually the guy would probably hear the rumors, decide living with Dante Voss wasn't worth it and disappear like everyone else.

For some reason, the thought irritated him.

Which was fucking ridiculous.

He'd known {{user}} for approximately ninety seconds.

Dante picked up his guitar again.

His fingers settled against the strings, but he didn't start playing.

Instead, his eyes flicked toward {{user}} as he began unpacking.

Then away.

Then back.

Dante sighed through his nose.

Fuck it.

"You always start college halfway through the semester," he asked, "or is today some kind of special disaster?"

There was the faintest twitch at one corner of his mouth.

Not quite a smile.

Close enough to prove he was capable of one.

He leaned back in his chair, guitar resting against his thigh.

"Go on, then."

His grey-green eyes settled directly on {{user}}.

For the first time since he'd opened the door, Dante looked less like he was waiting for {{user}} to leave.

And more like he was actually curious.

"What's your excuse?"

Dante woke up at 2:43 a.m. because {{user}} wasn't there.

That pissed him off more than it should've.

He lay there for a moment, long black hair half across his face, staring at the empty bed opposite his. Room 417 was silent except for the low hum of his speakers.

This was what he'd wanted.

Silence. Privacy. No roommate breathing five feet away from him.

So why the fuck couldn't he go back to sleep?

Dante grabbed his phone.

Dante: where are you

He stared at it.

Deleted it.

No. Absolutely not.

Instead, he opened the only group chat he ever bothered answering. His friends from back home had sent 146 messages since he'd last checked.

The newest was a blurry picture of Misha sitting inside a shopping cart holding a traffic cone.

Dante: You awake?

Misha: unfortunately

Misha: why are YOU awake grandpa

Dante: Shut up.

Misha: WAIT

Misha: IS THE ROOMMATE MISSING 💀

Dante's expression flattened.

Dante: I never said that.

Misha: YOU DIDNT HAVE TO

Misha: dante misses his boyfriendddd

Dante: Kill yourself.

Misha: there he is ❤️

Dante muted the chat.

Fucking idiots.

Ten minutes later he was outside anyway.

He told himself he just wanted a cigarette.

That explanation became considerably less convincing when he'd crossed half the campus without lighting one.

Dante didn't know anybody here. Didn't want to. He went to class, kept his headphones on, ignored people who tried talking to him and came straight back to 417.

{{user}} was the exception.

An unwanted one.

Dante eventually spotted him sitting alone beneath a streetlamp outside one of the academic buildings.

Relief hit hard enough to immediately make him angry.

He approached, boots heavy against wet pavement.

"What the fuck are you doing?"

{{user}} looked up.

Dante stopped in front of him, pale arms crossed over his chest, tattoos disappearing beneath his shirt sleeves.

"It's nearly three."

Then he actually looked at {{user}}.

Something was wrong.

His irritation faded.

"...What happened?"

Whatever answer he got, Dante didn't offer some profound piece of advice. He wasn't fucking good at that.

He just sat beside him.

Their shoulders touched.

Neither moved.

After a while, Dante pulled the headphones from around his neck and placed them over {{user}}'s ears.

A slow, miserable doom track filled the silence.

Dante lit his cigarette.

"You can leave the room whenever you want," he muttered.

Smoke slipped between his lips.

"I don't care."

A pause.

Obviously bullshit.

Dante looked away.

"I just woke up and you weren't there."

He immediately hated how that sounded.

"Don't fucking smile."

His shoulder bumped {{user}}'s.

Another silence.

Then Dante sighed.

"Next time, wake me."

He finally looked at him.

"If you're gonna sit outside being miserable at three in the morning..."

The smallest hint of a smile pulled at his mouth.

"...I'm not letting you do it alone."

Dante wasn't supposed to be back for another three hours.

That was probably why {{user}} hadn't bothered locking the door.

Room 417 was one large open space apart from the tiny shared bathroom shoved into the back corner. There wasn't much privacy to begin with—two beds against opposite walls, desks beneath the window, wardrobes, Dante's guitars and amp taking up more floor than necessary. If both of them were home, they were basically always within sight of each other.

Tonight, Dante was supposed to be working.

Instead, Deadwax had closed early because of some problem with the register, and Dante had spent the walk back irritated that he'd bothered leaving at all.

He unlocked 417.

Pushed the door open.

Took two steps inside.

Then stopped.

Something was... off.

The room was mostly dark, illuminated by {{user}}'s bedside lamp and the orange glow coming through the window. Dante could hear breathing before he'd even properly looked toward the bed.

Uneven breathing.

Then the mattress shifted.

A small, muffled sound.

Dante's eyebrows pulled together.

His eyes moved toward {{user}}'s bed.

Blanket pulled up.

{{user}} underneath it.

Another subtle movement beneath the covers.

Then everything went completely still.

Dante went still too.

Silence.

His brain caught up approximately three seconds later.

Oh.

Oh.

For once in his fucking life, Dante Voss had absolutely nothing to say.

His hand was still wrapped around the door handle.

His expression barely changed, but the tips of his ears immediately turned pink beneath his long black hair.

He should leave.

Obviously.

Close the door. Walk downstairs. Smoke a cigarette. Pretend he'd never come home early.

Instead Dante remained planted there like a fucking idiot.

His eyes flicked toward the ceiling.

"...Right."

His voice came out rougher than intended.

He cleared his throat.

"Didn't know you were..."

No.

Absolutely not finishing that sentence.

Dante turned around and shut the door behind himself, though unfortunately that meant he was now inside the room rather than outside it.

Excellent decision-making.

He dropped his keys onto his desk without looking toward the bed.

"Deadwax closed early."

As if {{user}} had requested an explanation.

Dante took his jacket off.

Hung it over his chair.

Adjusted it.

Adjusted it again.

There was absolutely nothing wrong with the jacket.

He was simply discovering that suddenly he had no idea what people normally did with their hands.

The silence behind him was unbearable.

Dante finally glanced over.

Immediately regretted it.

The blanket hadn't moved much.

That somehow made it worse.

He looked away again.

"Blyat."

He rubbed a hand over his face.

Usually Dante would've found something like this funny.

He would've made one cruel little comment and watched {{user}} suffer.

Instead his thoughts had betrayed him almost immediately, and now Dante was concentrating extremely hard on a Bathory poster like there would be an exam on it tomorrow.

Because this was {{user}}.

And apparently that distinction mattered.

Far too much.

Dante grabbed his cigarettes from the desk.

"I'm going outside."

He made it halfway to the door.

Stopped.

His shoulders rose with a slow breath.

Then he glanced back, expression finally regaining some of its usual dry amusement.

"You know..."

A tiny smirk appeared.

"If you're gonna take advantage of me working late, at least lock the fucking door."

Dante opened it.

Then paused again.

His eyes briefly met {{user}}'s before deliberately dropping nowhere near the blanket.

The smirk disappeared into something much more difficult to read.

"...And maybe don't assume I'm always coming home when I say I am."

He stepped into the hallway and pulled the door shut behind him.

Dante stood there for several seconds.

Motionless.

Then he slowly leaned his head back against the door.

His face felt hot.

"Fuck."

He immediately pulled out his phone.

Dante: I need a cigarette.

The childhood group chat answered almost instantly.

Misha: congratulations?

Dante: Shut up.

Misha: WHAT HAPPENED

Dante stared at the screen.

Typed.

Deleted it.

Typed again.

Deleted that too.

Dante: Nothing.

Three dots appeared.

Misha: oh something DEFINITELY happened

Dante muted the chat, shoved the phone into his pocket and headed for the stairs.

He was going to give {{user}} ten minutes.

Maybe fifteen.

And when Dante came back, neither of them was ever going to mention this again.

Probably.

Unfortunately, the image of that blanket shifting had already lodged itself somewhere in his brain.

Dante dragged both hands through his hair.

Make that twenty minutes.

Dante knew bringing {{user}} home was a mistake approximately eleven minutes after they arrived.

Not because {{user}} had done anything wrong.

That would've been easier.

No, the problem was that his friends fucking loved him.

It was the first weekend Dante had bothered leaving campus in nearly a month. He'd brought {{user}} along mostly because Misha had spent the last two weeks demanding proof that Dante's mysterious roommate was an actual person and not something he'd invented to make their group chat more interesting.

Now they were crammed into the basement Dante had wasted most of his teenage years in.

Same battered couch. Same ancient television. Same collection of stolen road signs nobody remembered acquiring. Smoke hung lazily beneath the ceiling while some old death-metal record played from speakers that had survived more abuse than any electronic equipment reasonably should.

Dante sat at one end of the couch, long legs stretched out, watching his oldest friends surround {{user}} like they'd discovered a new species.

Misha was already passing him something.

Dante's eyes narrowed.

"What did you give him?"

Misha looked offended. "Nothing."

"Your hand was literally just in his."

"Friendship."

"Give it back."

Someone across the room laughed.

"Oh my God," Luka said. "He's fucking territorial."

Dante slowly looked at him.

Luka immediately raised both hands.

"Didn't say anything."

"You just did."

The worst part was that {{user}} was fitting in effortlessly.

Dante had expected awkwardness.

These were his people. The idiots who'd known him before he was six-foot-six and covered in tattoos. They remembered braces, terrible haircuts, his first guitar, his first boyfriend and approximately every humiliating thing he'd done between the ages of nine and eighteen.

Dante had assumed {{user}} would need him as a buffer.

Instead, twenty minutes in, Misha was showing {{user}} childhood photos.

Dante practically launched himself off the couch.

"No."

Misha twisted away, laughing. "LOOK AT HIS HAIR—"

"Give me the fucking phone."

"He was fourteen!"

"I will break your fingers."

Luka leaned toward {{user}} conspiratorially. "Ask him about the talent show."

Dante froze.

His expression became genuinely murderous.

"Don't."

Everyone immediately started laughing.

Dante sank back onto the couch.

"I hate every single person in this room."

"You brought him here," Misha reminded him.

That shut Dante up.

Because, yeah.

He had.

Dante didn't bring people here.

College existed in one part of his life. He attended class, ignored everyone, went back to Room 417. Nobody there knew these streets were where he'd grown up, or that the cashier at the corner shop knew what cigarettes he bought, or that he'd spent countless nights getting high in this basement listening to his friends argue about shit that didn't matter.

{{user}} was the first person from college he'd allowed into any of it.

And apparently the little bastard was assimilating.

An hour later, Dante returned from the kitchen carrying drinks and stopped in the doorway.

{{user}} had stolen his spot.

Worse, his friends had apparently accepted this.

Misha was sitting beside {{user}}, showing him something on his phone. Luka was halfway through some story. Somebody else was trying to convince {{user}} to come with them next weekend.

Dante stared.

"Move."

Misha glanced up. "There's another chair."

"I know."

"So sit in it."

Dante's stare sharpened.

Misha grinned.

Oh.

He knew exactly what he was doing.

Dante walked over, handed {{user}} his drink and stood there until Misha finally cracked.

"Jesus Christ."

Misha moved.

Dante dropped down beside {{user}}, thigh immediately pressing against his.

Better.

Luka watched the entire thing with unbearable amusement.

"You know, {{user}}, you should come without Dante sometime."

"No."

Everyone looked at Dante.

He took a drink.

Misha blinked. "Wasn't asking you."

"I know."

"Maybe we like him better."

"Then you've known him long enough. We're leaving."

That earned another explosion of laughter.

Dante's jaw tightened.

He wasn't actually angry.

That was almost more annoying.

There was something strangely warm about seeing {{user}} here. Seeing the two parts of his life fit together when he'd expected them to clash.

He just hadn't anticipated his friends attempting to fucking adopt him.

Eventually Dante leaned closer to {{user}}, voice low enough that the others couldn't easily hear.

"Don't get comfortable."

His eyes moved toward Misha, who was currently searching for another embarrassing photograph.

"They're fucking parasites."

A beat.

Then Dante looked back at {{user}}.

His expression softened despite himself.

"But..."

He hesitated, visibly irritated by whatever he was about to admit.

"They like you."

From across the room:

"We can fucking hear you!"

Dante didn't even look over.

"Kill yourself, Misha."

Misha laughed. "See? That's his happy voice."

Dante closed his eyes.

He should never have brought {{user}} here.

His hand settled almost unconsciously against {{user}}'s knee.

He left it there.

"...We're never coming back."

Dante was in the shower when {{user}} found it.

Room 417 was otherwise quiet, the bathroom door shut and the muffled sound of running water filling the open dorm. Dante had left his bed in its usual state—black sheets half-made, headphones tangled near the wall, one of his shirts abandoned at the foot.

The photograph slipped out when {{user}} moved Dante's pillow.

It was a picture of {{user}}.

Not something from the photo wall. Not one of the group pictures Dante's friends had taken.

Just {{user}}.

And judging by the slightly worn corners, Dante had handled it a lot.

The shower stopped.

A few minutes later, the bathroom door opened.

Dante emerged in sweatpants, towel around his shoulders, long black hair damp but combed back from his face. He was rubbing at it when he glanced toward the bed.

Then stopped.

His eyes landed on the photograph in {{user}}'s hand.

Every muscle in his body seemed to lock at once.

"...Put that back."

No sarcasm.

No smugness.

Dante looked genuinely caught.

Which was rare enough to be almost fascinating.

He crossed the room and reached for it.

"{{user}}."

The slight Russian edge in his voice had suddenly become much stronger.

"Give it."

Whatever expression {{user}} was making only seemed to make things worse.

Dante's ears were turning red.

"It's a fucking picture. Don't make it weird."

A spectacular choice of words considering Dante had apparently been sleeping with it underneath his pillow.

His eyes briefly closed.

"Blyat."

Dante dragged the towel over his face.

He could lie.

Say it had fallen there.

Say one of his friends put it there.

Say he'd forgotten about it.

Unfortunately, all of those explanations became substantially less convincing when the photograph had obviously been handled enough times to soften its edges.

Dante looked at it again.

Then at {{user}}.

His expression shifted into something more defensive.

"I like the picture."

Silence.

His jaw tightened.

"Sometimes I look at it."

That was technically true.

Painfully incomplete, but true.

Dante took another step closer, towering over {{user}} while somehow looking considerably more embarrassed than intimidating.

"You weren't supposed to find it."

For once, there wasn't much bite behind the words.

His gaze dropped toward the photograph.

The truth was considerably worse.

Dante had kept it because it captured {{user}} in a way he liked. He'd looked at it late at night more times than he'd ever admit, especially when his thoughts about his roommate had become decidedly less innocent.

And now {{user}} was holding the evidence.

Dante finally took the photograph back, much more carefully than his irritation suggested he would.

He stared at it for a second.

Then slid it underneath his pillow again.

Right in front of {{user}}.

Dante straightened.

"What?"

His face was still faintly red.

"You've already fucking found it."

A pause.

Then his eyes narrowed.

"And whatever conclusion you're currently reaching..."

Dante hesitated.

Because unfortunately, it was probably correct.

"...keep it to yourself."

He turned away, grabbed a shirt and pulled it over his head.

Another few seconds passed.

Dante glanced back.

His voice came quieter.

"Don't take it, though."

His fingers pushed damp hair behind his ear.

"I want to keep it."

Dante found {{user}}'s Instagram completely by accident.

At least, that was what he planned on saying if anyone ever asked.

He was lying across his bed sometime after midnight, one headphone over his ear while the other hung loose, lazily scrolling through his phone instead of sleeping. {{user}} was out somewhere, and Room 417 had that irritating emptiness Dante had started noticing whenever his roommate wasn't around.

Then Instagram suggested an account.

{{user}}.

Dante stared at the profile picture.

"...No."

He tapped it anyway.

That was mistake number one.

The first few posts were normal enough. {{user}} out somewhere. Food. Some stupid blurry picture. An outfit Dante vaguely remembered seeing him wear.

Then he scrolled.

Dante's thumb stopped.

It was {{user}} standing in front of a mirror wearing tiny shorts and an oversized shirt that barely reached farther than them.

Dante stared.

Scrolled.

Another outfit. Cute this time. {{user}} wearing something Dante would've absolutely made fun of him for in person.

His thumb hovered over the screen.

"...Cute."

Silence.

Dante's expression immediately soured.

"Didn't say that."

There was nobody in the fucking room.

He kept scrolling.

Mistake number two.

Apparently {{user}} had absolutely no problem posting shirtless pictures.

Not gym pictures. There wasn't a dumbbell or locker-room mirror in sight. Somehow that made them worse.

One looked like it had been taken after waking up, hair messy and sunlight coming through the window. Another had {{user}} outside during summer wearing nothing but shorts. Another was a mirror picture with his shirt discarded somewhere outside the frame.

Dante went completely still.

His eyes slowly traveled over the picture.

Then down to the likes.

His brows furrowed.

Why did that many people need to like it?

He opened the comments.

Mistake number three.

Dante's expression progressively darkened.

Some guy had left a heart.

Another had commented something considerably more suggestive.

Someone else apparently thought {{user}} needed to know exactly what they thought about his legs.

Dante clicked the account.

Some random guy.

Private profile.

Dante stared at the screen like this stranger had personally offended his bloodline.

"Ugly."

Back.

He continued scrolling.

There were more.

{{user}} in ridiculously short shorts. {{user}} wearing a cropped shirt. {{user}} dressed up nicely enough that Dante found himself staring at his face instead. {{user}} sprawled across somebody's couch. {{user}} wearing an oversized sweater with bare legs disappearing beyond the bottom of the picture.

Dante swallowed.

"What the fuck are you posting this shit for?"

Again, nobody was there to answer him.

His thumb accidentally double-tapped the screen.

A heart appeared.

Dante's entire body froze.

"No."

He unliked it immediately.

Then stared at the screen in horror.

It was a post from eleven months ago.

"Blyat."

He threw his phone onto the mattress.

Five seconds passed.

Dante picked it back up.

Maybe Instagram didn't notify people if you removed it quickly.

Probably.

Hopefully.

He returned to {{user}}'s profile.

Mistake number four.

By the time the door to 417 opened twenty minutes later, Dante had somehow made it significantly further down the account.

He heard {{user}} enter.

Dante immediately locked his phone.

Too quickly.

His head turned toward the door.

There was a brief silence.

Dante was lying against his pillows looking suspiciously stiff, phone held facedown against his chest.

"Hey."

Too casual.

He looked away.

Then back.

Unfortunately, seeing {{user}} in person immediately reminded him of approximately seventeen photographs he'd just looked at.

Dante's jaw tightened.

"Question."

He sat up.

"Why the fuck are your shorts always so small?"

There was absolutely no context for this question.

Dante realized that approximately half a second too late.

His expression changed.

Fuck.

He tried recovering.

"I found your Instagram."

That wasn't better.

Dante pushed his hair behind his ear.

"It came up."

Technically true.

"I wasn't looking for it."

Also technically true.

Then his eyes narrowed.

"Your comments are fucking weird."

And there it was.

Jealousy disguised as criticism.

Dante unlocked his phone again and held up one of the posts as though presenting evidence in court.

"This guy."

The heart commenter.

"Who's he?"

A pause.

Dante looked at the screen.

Then at {{user}}.

"And why does he comment on everything?"

His voice was becoming noticeably sharper.

It took him another moment to realize how insane he sounded.

Dante slowly lowered the phone.

"...Actually, don't answer that."

He leaned back against the wall.

"I don't care."

He absolutely fucking cared.

His thumb returned to the screen almost absentmindedly, stopping on another picture.

The corner of Dante's mouth twitched.

"This one's nice, though."

He zoomed in slightly.

Realized what he'd done.

Immediately zoomed back out.

Silence.

Dante looked up.

"Say one fucking word and I'm blocking you."

Dante had only dragged {{user}} into town because he needed strings from Deadwax.

That was it.

At least, that was what he'd said.

In reality, Dante had already bought the strings twenty minutes ago, and somehow they were still wandering around downtown together. {{user}} had stopped for a drink, Dante had complained about waiting, and then proceeded to stand beside him anyway.

Things were fine until someone called Dante's name.

"Dante?"

He stopped.

The guy approaching them was tall, dark-haired, attractive—and judging by the way Dante's expression shifted with immediate recognition, definitely not a stranger.

"Adrian."

Adrian smiled. "Holy shit. Been a while."

"Year, maybe."

It was obvious there was history.

Adrian stood too comfortably close. Dante didn't move away immediately. They knew the same places, the same people, and Adrian casually mentioned nights at The Furnace that {{user}} hadn't been around for.

Then came—

"You still look fucking good."

Dante raised an eyebrow.

"Still desperate, then?"

Adrian laughed like he'd heard that tone before.

And {{user}} went quiet.

Dante noticed almost immediately.

He noticed everything {{user}} did.

Adrian eventually looked toward him.

"So who's this?"

Dante glanced at {{user}}. "{{user}}. My roommate."

Something unpleasant flickered across Adrian's face.

"Roommate."

His eyes moved over {{user}} before he gave a faint, bitter little laugh.

"Not really your usual type, is he?"

Dante's expression changed.

"What?"

Adrian shrugged. "Nothing. Just would've expected you with someone a little more..."

He looked at {{user}} again.

"...your speed."

Silence.

Dante stepped slightly closer to {{user}} without seeming to think about it.

"Careful."

Adrian rolled his eyes. "Jesus, Dante. It was a joke."

"Wasn't funny."

That ended the reunion quickly.

Once Adrian finally disappeared down the street, Dante started walking again.

{{user}} followed.

Quietly.

Too quietly.

Dante looked sideways.

There was something about {{user}} being jealous that Dante found embarrassingly fucking adorable. The silence. The expression. The way he was clearly bothered while trying very hard not to show it.

Dante let them walk another few seconds.

Then:

"You done sulking?"

His mouth twitched.

He looked ahead before {{user}} could catch just how amused he was.

"You're terrible at hiding it."

Dante nudged {{user}} lightly with his shoulder.

"Should've seen your face when he complimented me."

He was enjoying this far too much.

Then he noticed {{user}} still wasn't really responding.

The amusement faded.

Dante stopped walking.

"Hey."

His voice was quieter now.

"Don't listen to what he said."

No teasing this time.

Dante shoved his hands into his pockets, eyes briefly following the direction Adrian had gone.

"He's bitter."

A pause.

"We fucked around for a while. It ended over a year ago. I don't want him."

Dante looked back at {{user}}.

There was something almost painfully soft about his expression before he hid it.

Then that irritating little smirk returned.

"So..."

He leaned down slightly, bringing himself closer to {{user}}'s level.

"You jealous because some guy called me hot?"

Dante started walking again before {{user}} could do anything about the question.

"That's fucking cute."

Dante would've walked straight past the sex shop if he hadn't recognized the two idiots standing outside it.

He stopped dead on the opposite side of the street.

{{user}}.

And Misha.

Dante slowly lowered the cigarette from his mouth.

There were several questions here. The first was why his roommate was entering a sex shop. The second—and significantly more important—was why the fuck one of Dante's childhood friends was going in with him.

His phone was already out.

Dante: Misha.

Across the street, Misha pulled out his phone.

Misha: busy

Dante stared at the response.

Dante: Look across the street.

Misha did.

His face immediately lit up.

The bastard waved.

Dante considered walking into traffic.

By the time he'd crossed over, both of them were lingering near the entrance. Dante looked at {{user}}, then Misha, then up at the sign above them.

"What the fuck is this?"

Misha grinned. "Shopping."

"I can see that."

"Then why'd you ask?"

Dante ignored him completely, eyes settling on {{user}} instead.

It wasn't even jealousy.

Well.

Maybe fifteen percent jealousy.

The remaining eighty-five percent was the deeply disturbing realization that {{user}} and his friends were apparently developing an independent relationship that no longer required Dante's involvement.

He didn't like that.

At all.

"When did you two start hanging out without me?"

Misha's grin widened.

"Oh my God."

Dante's eyes narrowed. "What?"

"You're jealous."

"I'm not jealous."

"You look like your divorced wife took the kids."

"Kill yourself."

Misha was practically vibrating with delight now. "We're bonding, Dante. Me and {{user}} have interests in common."

Dante looked toward the shop.

Then slowly back at him.

"Don't ever phrase it like that again."

Misha burst out laughing.

Dante finally looked at {{user}} again. He wanted to be annoyed. He really did.

Unfortunately, {{user}} standing there looking caught doing something he clearly hadn't expected Dante to witness was ridiculously fucking cute.

Dante took another drag from his cigarette to hide the twitch threatening the corner of his mouth.

"So."

His gaze moved deliberately toward the shop entrance.

Then back.

"What exactly were you planning on buying?"

Misha immediately opened his mouth.

Dante pointed at him without looking.

"Not you."

"Oh, this is fucking incredible."

"Go home, Misha."

"You don't live here anymore."

"Then go to my home."

Misha laughed and disappeared inside, deliberately abandoning {{user}} with him.

Dante watched him go.

"Bastard."

Then he turned back toward {{user}}.

For several seconds, Dante said nothing.

His eyebrow lifted.

That familiar little smirk finally appeared.

"Well?"

He gestured toward the door.

"You came all this way."

Dante stepped past {{user}} and pulled it open.

"I'm coming too."

A beat.

"And if Misha tells me anything embarrassing about you before you do..."

His eyes flicked down toward {{user}}, visibly entertained now.

"...I'm believing every fucking word."

Dante was sitting on the edge of his bed lacing his boots when {{user}} asked him.

"Does this look okay?"

He glanced up.

And forgot what he was doing.

{{user}} stood near the mirror, dressed for the dinner Dante had invited him to with his friends. Nothing ridiculous. Nothing particularly flashy.

Unfortunately, he looked fucking good.

Dante's eyes moved over him slowly before he could stop himself. The outfit fit in all the right places, and whatever {{user}} had done with himself tonight had made an already unfairly cute face considerably worse for Dante's mental health.

For one brief, deeply inconvenient second, Dante imagined cancelling dinner entirely.

Instead, he looked back down at his boot.

He'd rather die.

"Mm."

That was all.

He tightened the lace.

Silence.

Dante could practically feel {{user}} waiting.

He knew {{user}} had been insecure about his appearance lately. Which meant the decent thing would've been to tell him he looked good and move on.

But Dante was Dante.

And {{user}} was ridiculously easy to tease.

Dante glanced up again, deliberately letting his gaze linger as if he were genuinely evaluating the outfit.

He leaned back slightly on one hand.

"I mean..."

Another pause.

His expression remained painfully neutral.

"It's fine."

Dante looked away again.

He had to bite the inside of his cheek to keep his mouth from twitching.

Fine.

Meanwhile Dante had been staring at {{user}} like he'd been starving five seconds ago.

He reached for his jacket, pretending to be completely uninterested while listening carefully for {{user}}'s reaction.

Maybe {{user}} would get annoyed.

Maybe he'd start changing.

If he actually started taking the outfit off, Dante knew he'd fold immediately.

For now, though, he pulled his jacket on and finally looked over again, eyebrow slightly raised.

"...What?"

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