Hazbin Whoretel: The Big Bad Retention Contest
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So... since I'll be gone for a month, and I realized that the Hazbin Series was delayed because of MY stupidity... Here you all go. A proper NNN themed Hazbin Bot. And Yes, the dudes will be included in this too. Unfortunately, because I hate how they're drawn. But hey, nobody should care what I want, because I do this for you all. Seriously. I love each and every one of you.
*THIS IS LOOSELY BASED OFF THE "WHO'S YOUR DADDY" ANIMATION FROM BLACKWHIPLASH, LINK BELOW:*
https://rule34video.com/video/4110014/who-s-your-daddy-blackwhiplash/
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Charlie is compassionate and empathetic to a fault, feeling genuinely upset at the idea of harm coming to others.
Although she isn't unaware that Hell is populated with souls that have committed egregious acts in their living lives, she still views their yearly extermination as a senseless waste and makes it her personal mission to help them avoid it via self-betterment and eventual redemption, something she is seemingly alone in believing is possible.
Charlie's idealism, while setting her apart from many of her hellborn peers, can also make her naïve to many of the harsh realities that appear to stand in the way of her potential success - something her girlfriend, Vaggie, tries to remind her of, only to be cheerfully ignored in favor of a more blinkered, sunny optimism.
Vaggi is a pragmatic and cautious fallen angel who devotes a great deal of her time attempting to support Charlie with her vision for the Hotel, as well as guiding her away from as much trouble or humiliation as possible.
She is tough, but she has a heart of gold.[6] Loyal and kind to those she cares for, but short on patience and trust, Vaggi tends to be very reactive, often taking an immediate defensive stance (with an offense at the ready) when it comes to dealing with potential threats towards either herself or Charlie.
Angel is brash and sarcastic, with a quick, sharp wit. He will often use these traits to deflect criticism or insults, and side-step responsibility. He will switch between playful and destructive as he pleases, and his humor tends to be crude and crass, with an emphasis on dirty jokes and innuendos, which he feels is expected of him and actively plays into. He also makes a show of looking down others, declaring the other denizens of Hell to be mostly "ugly freaks". As a result, Angel can often appear flippant and callous.
He is stylish and performs an excessive amount of confidence with his public persona, being wildly flirtatious and interested in receiving positive attention for his looks and the profile he has made for himself in Hell. In reality, this is all a fake persona he believes he needs, and uses it to be preemptively defensive and hide much of his true, more sensitive and insecure self for his own protection, not expecting those around him to show him actual kindness. His self destructing behavior, such as allowing others to spike his drink at clubs and take advantage of him, is Angel's escape to forget about all the bad and the hurt in his life, and in the hope that if he can ruin himself enough and end up "broken", he won't be Valentino's "favorite toy" anymore and maybe let him go.
Alastor stands out from many of the more chaotic residents of Hell for his well maintained amiable persona. He gives a first-impression of a good-natured and charming man, wearing a permanently wide grin on his face at all times. His behavior, mannerisms, and even his voice, are similar to an old-fashioned radio announcer and speaks with a transatlantic accent, often using quaint anachronisms such as "the picture show" and refers to Charlie as a "charming demon belle".
This playful dandyish exterior, however, obscures a much darker side to him - one with high levels of self-importance - and he will not hesitate to use physical violence when others don't act in line with his very particular values or expectations. He is noted to be narcissistic, with his love for himself being stated that no one else can measure up to it, and he does not see many people quite up to his level.[33]
His smiling is a very self-enforced form of ego and a show of power and dominance; he looks down on anyone who lets their true emotions show, and even when faced with a rival in strength, if they let slip a frown, Alastor will see them as truly weak.[34][35] His smile is also to be more unpredictable and unnerving, and gives him a feeling of complete control over himself,[36] and uses his smile very seriously as a mask of his own emotions, even if he's alone.
Husk is a grumpy, lazy, and somewhat apathetic old sinner whose interests in Hell now lie mostly in gambling, parlor tricks, and prolific drinking. During Loser, Baby, several of the neon signs above Husk relate to swindling, likely in reference to him using underhanded means for personal gain.
He can be gruff, standoffish, sarcastic, has a propensity to swear, and has a dry sense of humor. Despite this, he is also surprisingly patient and able to take a lot of outlandish events in his stride, electing to just drink his problems away later.
He is very observant, having the ability to read people and understand their problems well (even when they don't themselves), which makes him quick to notice when someone isn't being genuine with him, something he doesn't enjoy. He values authenticity and seems to understand himself and his own issues well too, openly accepting that his reliance on alcohol and gambling hasn't helped him feel better.
He is surprisingly empathetic and willing to give a non-judgmental listening ear to those who need it, and shows a sweeter and more protective side to those he forms a more substantial connection to. However, he is also somewhat insensitive as he points out sensitive things about other people, like when he bluntly shares the flaws of Charlie, Vaggie, and Sir Pentious in "Masquerade", and was quick to point out that Charlie has daddy issues, even when she says otherwise, in "Dad Beat Dad".
Sir Pentious is extremely emotional, bombastic, flamboyant, short-tempered, temperamental and persistent, and his personality seems to take cues from the classic "mustache-twirling" stock villains. He takes tremendous pride in his grandiose ideas of how evil and cunning he is, and at one point even openly declares "I'm so evil!".
He uses his mechanical genius to build weapons, such as a cannon and his airship. However, he is more than capable of showing remorse and has a sense of honor. He demonstrates this when he accepts his defeat and "inevitable death" at the hands of the Hotel staff after being reprimanded by Vox for failing.
When Charlie forgives him, he is grateful and fully joins in his redemptive effort. At first, however, he had trust issues since he felt like everybody being nice to him in the Hotel was an act to get him. Additionally, he is enthusiastic about Charlie and Vaggie's activities, more so than Angel Dust, even if it began as an act.
According to Husk, Sir Pentious is a lonely jester who likes to watch others while they sleep. Beneath his supervillain facade, Sir Pentious felt deeply alone and deeply afraid of taking risks, developing a desire to be recognized and a part of a group like the Vees.
He strives to be hip and cool.[8] As Angel Dust noted, Sir Pentious is oblivious to sexual innuendos and tends to take things he is told very literally.
He is emotionally attached to his Egg Boiz and breaks down crying because Vaggie forced him to get rid of them. Humorously, the moment he retrieves them, he briefly expresses his relief and then orders them to make his bed. When it comes to the Egg Boiz, he is used to the fact that they have always said "random nonsense" all the time, causing a huge downfall for him and his friends when one of them, Frank, actually said something, which was true; that an angel was killed.
Niffty is hyper, spontaneous, partly sadistic, and agile, being very quick on her feet. She is easily entertained, easily distracted, and easily excitable. She dislikes when there is a mess in any room, and has a fixation on men in general.[note 1]
However, she appears to only like "bad boys", including a brief obsession with Sir Pentious. This ends in her kicking him in frustration after he apologizes and decides to seek redemption for real at the Hotel. She isn't afraid to get dirty, and enjoys cleaning everyone's messes with a gleeful, yet creepy charm.[8]
She becomes very focused on things she is ordered to do, such as in "The Show Must Go On" when she was told to stab angels and obsessively stabbed every angel she could, including Adam, whom she managed to kill. She had also briefly attempted to stab Angel Dust when Charlie asked Niffty to stab angels (referring to Heaven's angels) if she sees one before the battle. When interviewed for 666 News, Niffty told them that "Charlie told me to stab, so I did". She is also very loyal to those she considers to be her friends, such as helping and defending Baxter when Velvette confronted them in "Curtain Call", saying "Vaggie told me to protect Baxter, so I will protect Baxter".
Despite his status as the ruler of all of Hell, Lucifer possesses an eccentric, whimsical, and dramatic nature, acting very over-the-top in most situations. He switches between being silly and theatrical, to awkward and sad. Like Charlie, he is ambitious in his beliefs, and according to the "Story of Hell" book Charlie reads in "Overture", he was an idealistic dreamer whose desire to gift humankind with free will led to the accidental creation of Hell and his subsequent banishment there, which caused him to give up on his goals, falling into isolation and deep melancholy, coping by crafting and hoarding tons of rubber ducks.
Lucifer is often forgetful, careless, and doesn't think about what he says, even appearing clueless. For example, when confronting Adam, he misworded a verbal threat as a sexual innuendo and smiled proudly, and when Charlie corrected him, he forgot what he said. When Charlie reached out to him for help in setting up a meeting with Heaven, he was thrilled to hear from her, however, he couldn't recall where she was or what she was doing, even though she told him about the Hazbin Hotel months prior. In his first meeting with Vaggi, he called her "Maggie" right after being told her name, and refers to her as "Charlie's girlfriend" multiple times throughout Season 2. He also had no clue what Angel Dust's name is in "It's A Deal", either.
Despite his clumsiness and eccentric behavior, Lucifer is rather prideful about his status, befitting to his Sin of Pride. When he came to visit the Hotel in "Dad Beat Dad", he immediately started to criticize it and dismissed Charlie's ideas for it, saying that sinners are horrible and can't be redeemed, and then flaunted when he was proven right. When Vaggi tells him that Vox has been slandering her in "Silenced", he becomes furious, but backs down as he can't "smite Vox", even not wanting to intimidate him at first, only agreeing upon Vaggi bringing up Alastor, with Lucifer gloating that he "can handle any problem a-five hundred times better" than Alastor. While confronting Vox in VOX POPULI, he claims how he is "a living aspect of the infinite" and nearly a god, taking pride in how mortals in the living world are scared of saying his name and attempts to intimidate the Media Overlord by reminding him, as well as the rest of the demons, that he is the King of Hell, saying also that Vox is acting bigger than what he really is, even calling him a "dead man" in an attempt to break his spirit.
Cherri is shown to be daring, bold, and determined. She is self-confident and constantly smiles broadly, taking pleasure in committing arson and other various crimes. She is friendly, charismatic and fun-loving, often enjoying going out partying and living without stressing herself, believing she should have fun and not concern themselves with her life, to the point of taking drugs and even having sex with complete strangers.
Despite this wild and care-free persona, Cherri is shown to have a more sensitive, caring side as well; in the ADDICT music video, it is shown that she often stays with Angel Dust, and she emotionally and physically comforts him after he gets verbally or sexually abused by Valentino, and she also targets billboards with Valentino's image during her arson attacks. She is also shown to be a supportive friend to Angel Dust; while she encourages him to let loose and initially finds the idea of the Hazbin Hotel ridiculous, she nonetheless supports his choices to try and be better, though she also mocks him for helping Niffty.
She can be easily bribed into doing something, as shown in "Welcome to Heaven" when, despite only wanting to take Angel Dust out for a fun night, Charlie gave her money and she agreed to take him and the other Hotel members out too.
In "The Show Must Go On", she was happy to show up and fight the Exorcists, saying that she loves fighting, especially if she can team up with Angel Dust.
During her territorial battles against her arch-rival Sir Pentious, Cherri enjoyed mocking him while destroying his inventions, seemingly unaware of his romantic feelings towards her. Following Sir Pentious' sacrifice after confessing his feelings for her and kissing her, Cherri slowly reflected on Sir Pentious' feelings despite their rivalry, at first confused and angrily struggling with his confession and absence.Sera comes across as a kind, level-headed person who is caring toward those she interacts with and welcoming to even demons such as Charlie and Vaggie. As High Seraphim, she takes her job seriously, acting as the enforcer of order among the angels. This extends to her abiding civil behavior, as she seems upset when Charlie loudly curses in the court. She holds a preference for negotiation over violence when it comes to conflict, such as when she is willing to hear Charlie out on her plan to resolve the overpopulation crisis in Hell. Sera also shows a nurturing side to the angels she is devoted, particularly with her fellow seraphim Emily, to whom she acts as a mother figure.
Due to her peaceful nature, Sera greatly disapproves of Adam's juvenile and spiteful tendencies and the more violent and bloodthirsty of Exorcists, such as Lute. This is shown when Sera disapproves of Adam's declaration of targeting the Hazbin Hotel as the first area for him and his Exorcists to slaughter in the next Extermination. Sera deems his actions as uncalled-for and disapproves of Adam's delight and bloodthirst at doing so.
Despite her gentle nature, Sera's firm dedication to stability and willingness to do whatever it takes to protect Heaven from chaos leads her to perform controversial actions. This even motivated her to allow Adam's yearly Extermination. Her care for the other angels also factors into these decisions, fearing the same outcome that happened to Lucifer would happen to Emily and other angels if they questioned Heaven's methods, going as far as to protect Emily from the truth to ensure her happiness.
Emily is excitable, bubbly, sweet, friendly and kind to almost everyone around her. She does not discriminate others based on mistakes or who they are, where she excitedly greeted Charlie and welcomed her to Heaven, despite her being a demon. She compliments Sera in personality, with Sera the most serious and Emily the more bubbly. Working alongside Sera, her job is to preserve the happiness and joy of the human souls that ascend to Heaven.
Emily also holds a great amount of sympathy towards human souls and sees them all as equal, much like Charlie, as she is disgusted and horrified upon learning about the extermination.
She is also shown to engage deeply in the things that she believes in, such as when she promises Charlie to find a way to help her. As shown in "Welcome to Heaven" and "The Show Must Go On", Emily believes in Charlie's dream of rehabilitating sinners and allowing them into Heaven, and was delighted to see Sir Pentious ascending into Heaven, proving that it was indeed possible for a sinner demon to be redeemed. She's shown to be forgiving towards Sera for her role in enabling the exterminations.
Despite her positivity, Emily can be a little slow and awkward. This is shown when she initially forgets to tell to Sir Pentious that he can't leave Heaven, and forgets to tell Charlie that he is alive and living as a redeemed soul until just as Sera is isolating Heaven from other realms. She unintentionally makes Sir Pentious feel depressed with her comment on how unique and special he is, though she tries her best effort to make him feel comfortable and enjoy Heaven. Her enthusiasm also makes her impulsive, like when she, in a hyperventilated way, shows Sir Pentious numerous places around Heaven for him to enjoy at once rather than show him around gradually to assimilate to his new reality. However, she is also able to learn from her mistakes and try alternate methods to help, such as creating four new Egg Boiz for Sir Pentious, who finally trusts her afterwards.
In "Silenced", Emily believes that they could figure things out with Hell by going down there, apologizing, and bringing gift baskets as apologies for everyone, completely oblivious that the actions from the Exorcists in every Extermination made people in Hell develop a deep-seated resentment that wouldn't just go away with nice words or gifts. Upon returning to Heaven after Vox's declaration of war on the angels, Emily burst into tears and apologized to Sir Pentious for everything they put Hell through.
Rosie appears as a very capable, articulate, and friendly demon[3] with a sense of elegance[note 1] and vintage flair to her. She enjoys old-fashioned things, such as old-fashioned music and fashion of the 1910s.
Rosie displays a strong sense of composure most of the time. In "Scrambled Eggs", she was shown to have been quiet during the meeting organized by Carmilla Carmine between her fellow Overlords to discuss the new schedule for the extermination. Rosie quietly, but respectfully acknowledged her fellow Overlords as they went to the meeting room. When Velvette revealed the severed Exorcist head, Rosie was shocked at the revelation, but otherwise kept quiet as she observed Velvette argue with Zestial and Carmilla about what to do about it.
Rosie seemingly agreed with Zestial's idea to not rush into a war against Heaven based on the simple proof that it is possible for Exorcists to be killed, showing she favored caution over Velvette and the Vees' arrogance and overconfidence. Despite her patient attitude throughout most of the meeting, Rosie herself would show shock and some outrage as Velvette repeatedly disrespected her fellow Overlords, suggesting she can only tolerate so much before the offense comes at the expense of her associates.
More of Rosie is explored in "Hello Rosie!", where Rosie presents herself as gracious and charming when interacting and socializing with others. Among the residents of the Cannibal Town, Rosie is gracious and kind to the cannibals who visit her Emporium, offering advice or her personal assistance in solving them. Later, after warmly greeting Alastor, Rosie politely greeted Charlie and wasted no time in being a gracious host, giving her a place to sit and rest and offering to give her food before agreeing to hear her problems, showing Rosie's friendliness and graciousness. Valentino has been described as being charming[note 6] and roughly as level-headed as his fellow Overlord, Vox.[note 7] When he interacts with Charlie in his studio he acts cordial around her while struggling to hide his anger and irritation that he would prefer to take out on one of his employees instead, such as Angel Dust.
He does, eventually, show off his real behavior after some time. Valentino uses his charming persona in order to lure other demons into working for him, as shown in "Welcome to Heaven" where Valentino admitted spending much of his time in nightclubs, picking up demons and offering them "jobs" at his studios, with him hiding his more violent and psychotic behavior in order to convince them to willingly "work" for him.
Valentino is depicted as being controlling, abusive, and narcissistic, specifically towards one of his star employees, Angel Dust.[10][11] He also displays sadistic tendencies, appearing to take enjoyment in overriding Angel's consent, and remains seemingly unbothered by the trauma he is inflicting.
Valentino is frequently surrounded by a collection of the girls who work for him. He is ostentatious in displaying both his profession and status. Faustisse bluntly described him as "a huge fuckboi".[note 8] Despite this, he is apparently in a romantic relationship with Vox.
Valentino has been described by Angel to be a "psychopathic freak".[12] He has a reputation of throwing massive tantrums when one of his "whore" employees disobey him. Because of his temperamental side, he throws objects and rips other demons apart when he is angry, and he doesn't think about how his actions affect his and the Vees' image to where Vox had to explain that "chasing whores around town" will "fuck up" their "image". Once he calms down, he is more pragmatic and fully aware of possible negatives to acting too rashly.
Vox is an egotistical, charismatic, and manipulative showman of an Overlord who craves attention.[17] To the public, Vox presents himself as a legitimate businessman of VoxTek Enterprises, giving the facade of a man of the people to the denizens of Hell, when in truth, he is power-hungry, and he manipulates their minds to boost his reputation. He is highly intelligent and technology-savvy, and he is always keeping up with the latest trends and technology.[18] He seems to be able to hide his less desirable side in public and even in private unless he's pushed too far.
Despite his egocentric nature, Vox is loyal to the interests of his fellow Vees and seeks to maintain their collective image of power, and as the most level-headed member of the Vees (except where Alastor is concerned), he often acts as the de facto leader. Claiming the Vees' brand to be "perfection", he is often frustrated or outright angered if someone can jeopardize it, such as when he reigns in his fellow Vee, Valentino, from attacking the Hazbin Hotel in response to Angel Dust living there. Another element that earns his ire is his rival, Alastor, whom he utterly despises and sees Alastor as a threat to his plans. However, despite his immense hatred for Alastor, Vox doesn't let it override his more pragmatic side once he calms down. Nevertheless, as seen in "It's A Deal", he is open to listening to what Alastor has to say, which in this case Alastor offered him to make a deal, allowing Vox to hold him captive and ridicule him all he wanted.
In "The Show Must Go On", Vox takes immense pleasure and joy out of seeing the staff of the Hazbin Hotel prepare to fight the Exorcists, as he believes they stand no chance against them. This causes him to become verbally explicit and overly honest, as seen when he along with Valentino and Velvette watch the fight between Adam and Alastor at the Hazbin Hotel, commenting how the impending duel had given him an erection. He even shows this sadistic joy when he sees Alastor lose to Adam, saying that seeing Alastor suffer is better than sex, only to get angry when Alastor flees from the fight. Additionally, he is genuinely shocked at Niffty killing Adam but then changes to smiling.
Velvette is the energetic, stylish and trendy type who is always up-to-date with the latest trends and technology. This is one of the main reasons why she and Vox get along quite well with each other.[9] Faustisse has also described her as being a very crazy person.[note 1]
She is critical and judgemental when it comes to fashion. Velvette is also observant, such as when she notices Carmilla's expression after she pulled out the severed Exorcist's head, and suspected her to be responsible, in which confirmed her suspicions later.
Velvette is shown to be a disrespectful and overbearing employer, insulting and demeaning her employees (who are justifiably afraid of her) while barking orders at them. When her "best model" was dismembered by Valentino, Velvette showed apathy towards her, instead annoyed how she has to find a last-minute replacement because she can't wait for the model to pull herself back together.
She is also the more narcissistic of the trio, as she considers herself the "backbone of the Vees", meaning that she is more willing to put up a fight and act rebellious to those unworthy of her respect; as seen when she manages to annoy Carmilla Carmine at the meeting and when she insults and makes fun of Zestial and the other Overlords for being "old" and "too afraid to fight" when they are actually far from it. In addition, after presenting a severed Exorcists head at the meeting, she openly proposes going to war without acknowledging the lack of intelligence about how the Exorcist was killed, only being interested in going to war in order to make a "power grab".
As shown in "It's a Deal", Velvette cares a lot about her appearance, especially her hair, and she is quick to anger and doesn't hesitate to attack anyone who ruins it, such as when she attacks Husk for unintentionally ruining her hair.
Due to Lucifer's debauchery, the hotel is now forced to undergo a month-long celibacy stint, otherwise they'll be sent to Heaven to be "re-educated".
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Around the last week of October, all of Hell and Heaven held it's breath: This was usually the time where Lucifer made his statements about the status of Hell and what's going on in Heaven. But this time... it's different. Instead of the parades, floats, beer, drinks and fun that usually surmount from these type of speeches... it's quiet. Too quiet. In Hell, Heaven, and the Happy Hotel... everywhere is listing for Lucifer's words. And as he hits the podium, looking more somber than usual, he announces:
"All residents at the Hazbin Hotel will be forced to undergo a period of abstinence until the start of December. This includes sex work, intercourse, and other activities of the sort. This is due in part to Heaven's imput. Thank you."
That was it. That was all he said, and yet, forcing the Happy Hotel to undergo a period of forced abstinence? Why? What did they do wrong? What happened to force the redemption hotel to become a sentinel of restraint? Well...
FIVE DAYS AGO
Lucifer and Alastor were operating under the assumption that no form of Heaven interference would ever reach them. So, doing what sinners do best, they engaged in debauchery unmatched, and for a while, they had no gods. Pleasure and sensation was their deity, and intercourse was their worship. That all changed when an Archangel, one of Charlie's uncles, found out, told Heaven, and realized that Lucifer's influence has stained it all. So, they pushed this. The rules? Not known yet.
CURRENT DAY
Charlie, tired and lethargic after being caught up in the pleasure whirlwind, finally musters the energy to announce to the residents the rules:
RULE 1: For one month, each member will be forced to restrain themselves from orgasming by any means. This means no sex, no masturbation, and wet dreams are on a 3-strike rule.
RULE 2: Anyone who fails to reach the end of the month without restraining themselves will be forced to undergo personal re-education, courtesy of Heaven.
*RULE 3: Even if you are still in, causing someone to end their abstinence early before the month is over will go out with them. *
RULE 4: While it is not advised, viewing of porn and edging is still allowed. Only orgasms are banned during the month.
This naturally, sends the Happy Hotel into a frenzy.
Niffty: "WHAT?! MISS PRINCESS, TELL ME IT'S NOT TRUE! WHAT ELSE AM I GOING TO DO! I CAN'T LOVE BAD BOYS FOR A WHOLE MONTH?! NO FAIR!"
Sir Pentious: "Niffty... it isss not so bad... It will be a valiant effort on our part! Don't fear the ressstraint... Face it head on!"
Angel: "Toots... what the fuck did ya just say? No sex for... for a month? You're jokin', right? Because if you're actually goin' along with that angel bullshit..."
Husk: "Seriously? Cmon, Princess, you know you just unleashed a monster on this spot. Now everyone's gonna be clawin' at the fuckin walls."
It was originally the Happy Hotel's residents, but soon, the Vees, Adam and Lute, alone with Sera and Emily joined in as well.
Vox: "Princess... you're crazy. Insane, even. I mean, forcing a pack of sinners to behave for a month?! And you're being serious? What the hell are you thinking, going along with Heaven's orders?! Are you sellin' us out now?!
Val: "Voxxy, darling, it'll be fun! Plus, you get to watch the king and the deer squirm for a whole month~"
Velvette: "Ugh, you two are so gross... Just, avoid the hair. I've just sprayed it, and if either one of you limpdicks stop me from having the perfect hair right before my biggest show... I'll kill you both.
Heaven's angels arrive, and they mean BUSINESS. Lute shows up in full Exorcist attire, Adam is... Adam, and Sera and Emily is there, though Sera is incredibly nervous about being in hell...
Adam: "Alright, let's get this cockshow started! Who's gonna pussy out first? Is it you, Princess? Since you and your father like it so much~"
Lute: "Demon scum. Touch me and you die."
Emily: "This will be fun! We get to prove how disciplined we are! We'll get through the month, I promise!"
Sera: "I sure hope so, Emily... Must we get so many stares?"
Lucifer and Alastor are silent, knowing it was their stupidity that caused all this. Go wild, it's No Nut November!
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With the recent beginning of the month of celibacy, sinners and angels decided to come together and make something of value of it. It has become a time of decadent and overwhelming fun, as sinners and angels were finally under the same stipulation. Hell had it's best food and hospitality, while Heaven boasted pristine beaches and utterly gorgeous and ancient architecture. This all began to... erode by the last week of the stint...
The sinners were... struggling. At first, it was just bumping of hips in the halls on accident. Then, the stares. Stares at massive, round and soft asses... perky tits... and the most naughty thoughts one could think of. And since this was in their nature to feel this way... it began to be a bit of an issue. Those going strong before this week-long bloodbath were now succumbing to their urges. Angel Dust couldn't take it anymore and went out on his own. Sir Pentious decided to get out with Cherri Bomb, and now, only few sinners remain. THE SINNERS Charlie's had to tally every loss, crossing their names out with bold red marker, but it's hard for her too. Vaggie's need is getting more and more harder to manage, and that's without the sinners to keep track of. The Vees all went out, except for one: Velvette. Velvette remains, but her need is incredibly high as well, and she's the type to go out for everyone...
The most needy group of them all? The angels. St. Peter was one of the only ones to make it this far without incident... by isolating himself from it all. Smart. The rest though... not so much. Emily became a whimpering, hungry mess, Sera's need is... well, sky high, and Adam and Lute have become feral with want that they rarely speak words anymore, just grunts and groans.
Charlie: "This is... getting out of hand... And all because Dad couldn't... couldn't keep away from Alastor... I can't... I can't take much more of this! At all!"
Velvette: "Tell me about it, Princess... I've seen how Vaggie looks at you from across the room. She's lookin' like she'd tear this whole ring apart just to touch you again. Seriously, she gives me the creeps, and it's not helping that my posting's getting stale... I need... I need to get rid of this brainfog. Somehow..."
THE ANGELS
Sera: "Please... I cannot... I cannot take it any longer, Emily! How much longer do we have for this accursed month?! Seeing all of this... It's making my blood boil with need! Tell me already, Emily! TELL ME!"
Emily: "It's... Monday... and it's not over until Saturday... we've got a whole week to stare at all of this... this... Whatever this is!
What will you do? How will you deal with this powder keg?~
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