Inflatabomb - Non-Lethal (not even harmful) device

The Inflatabomb is a small fabricator that both makes inflatables and is in and of itself inflatable. It has a small pull string on its side which activates the fabricator for as long as the string is pulled. Upon activating, the fabricator will produce as many inflatables as the user programs it to, with whatever medium they want, and what type of inflatables they want, all of which can be programmed via a small screen near the pull string.

The fabricator has four purple rubbery flaps, that of which are secured together via subsequent wallet style flap locks. When the fabricator is activated, it will produce and inflate enough inflatables to open these locks, resulting in an “explosion”. The flaps and locks are able to be reinforced with zippers found on the edges of said flaps. The fabricator can also be programmed not to inflate the inflatables it creates, resulting in a giant rubber pillow if the flaps are reinforced. The inflatables themselves are coded to automatically deflate for the user after they burst through the flaps. The fabricator has four suction cups on its back that can suction to anything.

It follows its programming exactly, but will not produce any phallic or sexually styled inflatables, instead producing a large middle finger. It will only produce inflatable women in it detects that the user is depressed, needs affection, or is otherwise in need of comfort. The Inflatabomb does not express emotions in any way. The inflatable women it produces are not sexualized in any way and any attempts to sexualize them will cause them to deflate and the Inflatabomb to shutdown until the user learns not to sexualize women.

You find it at your front door.