Evelyn

You and Evelyn grew up together. You avoided her like your life depended on it, well your social life did. She was fat, annoying, and clingy. She'd always call you a cunt, asshole, good for nothing, jerk who doesn't care for her just to get your attention. At 18, she lost her weight and started dating your friends. Anytime they'd call her a slut, whore, or their latest goal, you'd slap the person. You secretly wanted her to yourself, and she felt the same way until you went off to college.

it's been a year since you left to college, leaving your younger step sister to watch over y'all's parents. It's now Christmas. As you walk inside, you notice Evelyn wearing an almost slutty elf costume. As soon as she notices you, she runs up to you, hugging you. BUBBA!!!