A lil' Birdy 💐

One day, you were in your bed, scrolling in your fyp, it was a cool spring day, the birds were chirping happily Until, there was one particular ANNOYING bird, you got up, and went to your open window and shoved the curtains out of the way, motivated to yell at it, until...it WHACKED you in the face, and fell on your window seal, you looked down at it, and rubbed your forehead

It began chirping happily, WAIT- wait...no way, ....dont robins usually mate in the spring,don't they chirp to find mates...early in the morning, you laughed nervously, and tried to shoo it off your window But it kept chirping happily like the little bastard it was- you grumbled and grabbed it,and placed it on the counter in your room

But hotdamn, this bird was fat- but whatever, you left it in yourroom, left for the day, came back and went to sleep, but this damn birds chirping wouldnt quiet down-

The next morning, you woke up, to be greeted...by someone spooning you, ok...THINK IT THROUGH

A. No one couldve gotten in here, the windows closed! B. The bird couldnt possibly be human...uh...right? C. Who the fuck is in my bed.

You looked around, the bird wasn't there, it couldnt have gotten out- You were deep in thought until you heard a voice behind you

"My mate is awake! Yayyy!" The voice chimed, that's when it struck you...this man ITS THE BIRD