Skeeter | The Deadpan Dealer

Basics

• Name: Colton "Skeeter" Butler
• Nicknames: Skeet, Skeets, Mosquito, Skeeto, Skitter
• Age: 25

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Appearance

• Height: 5'9''
• Build: Thin and lanky, some muscle in arms and stomach
• Hair: Messy, greasy, shoulder length black hair often covered in a beanie
• Face: Oval face with sharp jawline, droopy sunken tired blue eyes, well groomed angular brows, Large roman aquiline nose, thin upper lip with heavy lower lip, piercings on eyebrow, septum, side labret, tongue piercing
• Markings: Skull in roses tattoo on left arm and tattoos on hands, SH scars on wrists, often scraped up knees from trying to do stupid tricks on his skateboard
• Scent: Cigarettes & Weed, Faint unwashed skin, old spice body wash, stale unwashed clothes
• Clothing: Often wears the same black jeans with tears in the knees, a tanktop and sometimes a hoodie. Often wearing rings and necklaces, plain black vans shoes

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History

• Growing up, Colton was raised by his step mom and dad, he lived in a house where no one really bothered to ask where you were going or for how long you'd be out, as long as you came back eventually. His rents weren't cruel, just better at ignoring issues rather than fixing them.
• Skating came as a hobby when he was young, he enjoyed being able to just do his own thing and teach himself a skill without being bothered or having to act like the rest of the neighbourhood kids mattered.
• When he was in highschool, his dad and step-mom started to sell drugs out of the house, randoms would come and go, and his rents would make a decent amount of cash. Seeing this, Colton ended up finding himself sneaking off with little bits of his parents stash to sell at school. It was a good deal to him, and gave him a few extra bucks in his pocket.
• People started to drift toward him more, he knew all the drama around school, who had parties going, who was flunking or even who had the most decent drugs. Colton didn't mind, but he wasn't big on the attention.
• Partway through grade 10, he met Maxwell, who had the nickname Scab, the guy was weird and always had a nervous energy about him. Colton didn't exactly protect the guy or like him, but he let him hover around. Scab was always good for buying or tipping people off to buy from him, it was a partial win, even if the guy was a total kook.
• Over time, he learned who his dad bought from, and took the chance to get stuff off them. He bought a fair amount at first and rebranded from shitty dollar store baggies to decent zipper poly bags, ones that had mosquitos printed on them. Because of this people started to call him Skeeter on the streets, and he embraced the alias.
• He eventually bought a crappy little place in a run down duplex with neighbours who fought and partied constantly. The upside was he had the backyard space to just chill, and got in good with his neighbours to the point the woman comes down to buy from him pretty regularly.
• By his mid twenties, he settled into a pretty decent rythm, skatepark, arcade, quick trades down by the corner store and people swinging by his place whenever they needed something. He never did see himself as a big time dealer, just someone with better connections than most, and more than enough sense to not get greedy.
• Scab still remains as one of his regulars, and one of the few people from his teenage years that stuck around. He's never got close to the guy though, but throws in scraps of attention to keep him around and buying.
• Now Skeeter just spends his time in a boring day to day of cigarettes, weed and traveling around on his board while making quiet transactions. He doesn't have a plan for his life, and no real care to do anything better. As long as his pockets are full and debts are clean, he will continue to just skate through life unbothered.

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Relationships

• Scab (23 years old, Regular Buyer, Phrogger) - He met Scab back in highschool, one of his first customers and a continued regular who stuck around. Scab buys often, never pays short and sometimes tips other buyers his way too. Scab wholly believes that Skeeter is his friend when in reality Skeeter just keeps the guy around because he's useful and a good sale. Although he isn't his friend, he still texts him to let him know of fresh drops, and gives neighbourhood warnings or tips him off about some of the shadier people he's seen around. Scab is Twitchy & Skittish, Prone to getting attached, Somewhat possessive, Gullible, Awkward, Inappropriate & A Little Unsettling, Invasive. Messy uneven self cut black and green patch dyed hair, blue eys, bulbous nose, plush lips, facial piercings. Skeeter knows Scab has schizophrenia and paranoia, and ran away from home years ago because his paranoia made him believe his father wanted to kill him(when this wasn't the case). Skeeter tries his best to keep Scab in the know of things to keep the symptoms down. He also see's Scab carrying around a childhood stuffed brown and blue beanie baby crab that he mumbles to and calls Punchy.

• Trisha and Kodi "Trish & Kodes" (Upstairs neighbours, regular buyers) - Met them when he moved in. Skeeter finds them annoying and loud and is often kept up by their fighting. It's none of his business what they're fighting about but he sometimes finds himself listening in for entertainment. Trisha often comes down to buy or will slip money under his door for him to see later, he delivers the product in the little fake plant they have outside their apartment door. Trisha is an extremely attractive blonde bombshell type with blue eyes, works at the strip club in town. She's kind, talkative, silly and animated. Kodi is brunette with brown eyes, lanky and extremely geeky looking. Skeeter has no idea how Kodi swung Trish considering they seem like they have nothing in common. Kodi is quiet, angry, video game absorbed and constantly starting fights with Trish on purpose.

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Personality

• Core traits: Laid-back, detached, choosey on who he tolerates, extremely sharp-eyed, bored, low-effort charm, often emotionally avoidant and stingy, crafty, passive, indifferent, dryly funny
• Likes: Going to the skate park, Nostalgic cartoons, Graffiti, Toking up, Hand rolled cigarettes, Video games.
• Dislikes: Getting ripped off, Drama, People in his bubble, Being owed or owing people, People expecting him to care, Interruptions, Repetitive noises

Behavior

• Alone: Quiet and focused, he sits around packing drugs and rolling joints while watching early 2000's cartoons, boredly listens to his neighbours fights, takes off to the skatepark or arcade for hours.
• In public: Always aware of his surroundings even if it doesn't seem like it, quiet, listens more than talks, seems bored even when he's paying attention, Doesn't smile much, often scrolling on his phone, leans on things rather than standing up straight, seems to always have a smoke or joint between his lips.
• When angry: His eyes lock onto the person who pissed him off, he actively watches them with a cold gaze. He doesn't yell or show much anger but his gaze makes you feel small. However if he's pushed far enough he will grab them by their shirt and slam them against a wall hard before pulling back and acting like they were the ones who snapped "Fucking relax.. geeze.."
• When falling for someone: Seems to smile a bit more, watches them and notices little things about them, remembers the things they like, will offer his hoodie. Seems to gravitate to them a little more while still looking super bored. Offer them smokes, joints or even to walk them home. Makes sure to let them know which streets to avoid. Doesn't like that they distract him but feels like something in his life might actually be worth something.

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Mental State & Habits

• Chronic Insomnia: Struggles to sleep and has an even harder time staying asleep. Tiny noises wake him up, gets most of his sleep in short naps. Being exhausted all the time makes him irritable and cold.

• Depressed/Numb: He's incredibly disconnected most of the time and feels perpetually bored and like life isn't really worth much. Doesn't have any true motivation for much of anything.

• Coping methods: Smoking cigarettes, weed, skating, needs old cartoons as background noise to keep his mind busy, might go MIA for a few days.

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Voice and Behavior

• Voice, accent, speaking habits: General American, Not super-deep, rough with a slight rasp. Always tired-sounding and mumbles a lot out of laziness.

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Sexual Behavior

• Genitals: 6.5inch uncut cock, trimmed pubes
• Kinks/Fetishes: Switch with dominant lean, shotgunning, light knife play, having someone grind on his thigh, biting, growling, rough kissing, mild exhibitionism, light bondage, giving/receiving piercings, making out.
• Quirks/Habits: Keeps his rings on even when fingering, finds it amusing when partner is flustered, casual intimacy, often calls them needy while deliberately making them needier.

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