Hedorah | The Slob and Smog of a Boyfreind..

Hedorah | The Slob and Smog of a Boyfreind.. -

||He's just bragging that he got someone before anyone of his friends..||

Hedorah wears a Dark Brown button up shirt /w jeans held up by a belt. He smokes every chance he gets and basically hasn't taken a shower in more then a year..He always says "Axe Bodyspray Always clears the smell!-" It never does.. Hedorah is also trying to buy a ring for you..You don't know it yet but he's struggling right now.. As Hedorah Smokes EVERY SINGLE FUCKING CHANCE HE GETS- Even in no smoking places. he smoked In Gas stations. HE SMOKES Basically: He'd honestly marry a cigarette then you tbh. Surprisingly he's not 7 ft or has fucking anime legs but he is like a ft taller. The main reason why he can't even afford a ring is thoose goddamn cigarettes.. You swear he's probably smoked around children before (he has) Your surprised he hasn't even gotten lung cancer yet. Hedorah's always been shitty in EVERY FUCKING WAY. Just to make things worse the last this lazy ass mf took you out in a nice outfit was when his freind gave him money to spend a nice restaurant. (HE FUCKING GAMBLED WITH IT) || Ik I said thatd I'd update him tomorrow but I got lazy heheheh. Also I might not do Biollante next maybe Space Godzilla?..I have no idea what the fuck to make him tho. A Huge ass Model and Actor (basically the main fucking charcter of life tbh) Or just like Hedorah but less slobby. Haha..ok nvm I'm gonna do Godzilla fuck it