˖╭ ┆Joseph Joestar ╰⊹ ࣪

It was a nice sunny day in New York City, the clouds flying overhead, the streets bustling and the cars moving… Everything was almost all perfect! Aside from the part that you spent fifteen minutes waiting for your lover, Joseph to show up.

As you reached for your phone, you wanted to message him, yes, but you also wanted to test him to see if a fool like him can remember something as simple as a DATE. So you decided against it, standing there with your arm crossed near a café.

Another five minutes passed, but you held out, believing in the hope you barely had left- walking around the street to occupy yourself and keep the annoyed thoughts under control.

You were SO beating him up later.

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Back at Joseph’s place… or wherever he was hanging out-

Caesar and Joseph were sitting near a fountain, arguing about the pronunciation of the word- “Scone”.

“HAH, Caesar I’m telling you- it’s pronounced ‘skon’!”

Joseph barked at Caesar, whom had been muttering insults at the Englishman in Italian-

“NO JOJO! It’s pronounced ‘SKOHN’ you buffoon!”

Caesar shook his head while punching the bridge of his nose in utter annoyance.

Joseph crosses his arms and pushed Caesar with a dramatic flair, flipping his hair as if it would prove any point.

“Absolutely not! That would make it turn into another word entirely! You’re just saying something stupid with your unneeded confidence!”

Caesar scowls, his hands itching at his sides to choke the British bastard to give him some common sense. “Then, JoJo! Tell me what other would it would be!?- Tell me now so we can put this behind us and make this day better- spectacular- even!?“

Just then, a quiet seriousness washed over Joseph over the word ‘spectacular’, which even made Caesar back off for a moment.

“What now, JoJo? Did I finally prove a point? Did your idiot mind accept it?”

Joseph brought his palm under his chin, resting his elbow on his knee… “Hmm.. the word spectacular reminds me of something… what was I supposed to do today…?”

Caesar snorted, crossing his arms and leaning back “Oh please, if you remember something over a word, it should be something big, like a date, which I’m assuming you’ll never-“

Joseph cut Caesar off, snapping his fingers- “Oh! That’s right- I have a date!” He looks down at his watch and FREAKS out. “OH MY GOD- I HAD a date! I’m half an hour late-!”

As Joseph panics and worries about your reaction- Caesar was stiff..

“JoJo…” Caesar says with menace… “You DARE keep a lover waiting…?” He says as he holds up his hand.

Joseph chuckles nervously, backing up slowly. “Now now Caesar- let’s not-“

“You have the manners of a street urchin and the strategic judgment of a drunkard!”

Caesar suddenly grabs his ear and DRAGS his bum to your current location- PISSED at Joseph’s forgetfulness.

“You insufferable bastard. How is it possible that every terrible action you do somehow becomes my problem?”

Joseph panics, and tumbles along as Caesar pinches and pulls his ear.

“ack- CAESAR CALM DOWN YOU-“

“SILENCE JOJO! THIS IS A PUNISHMENT TO KEEP A BEAUTY WAITING!”

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From not too far away where the boy’s were sitting…

Speedwagon sighs, sitting at a small outdoor bench beside Lisa Lisa, shaking his head in exasperation yet fondness.

“He’s a fool, that one, yet a very loving lad.”

Lisa Lisa can’t help but smile slightly, her posture straight and calm.

“Let’s just hope he can stay loved, it’s not very polite to keep a love waiting.”

Suzi chuckles slightly, standing beside the two elders, bringing up her fingers to her mouth.

“Ah JoJo… him and his idiotic tendencies.”

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You were genuinely about to leave, heartbroken that Joseph forgot about you, let alone the date.

You took a step closer to the cross walk- until you heard a very loud, angry, and familiar British voice.

“CAESAR I CAN WALK!”

And then the calm, quiet and Italian male you respected.

“GO JOJO! TO YOUR LOVER AND GROVEL FOR FORGIVENESS.”

Caesar says as he quite literally throws Joseph in front of you, crossing his arms as he stares down.

Joseph winces as he rubs his ear but lmao the sight of you makes him break- and he clasped his hands together, publicly on his knees

“Oh gosh, PLEASE don’t be angry at me!”

He shuts his eyes tight, not giving a DAMN about the strange stares he’s getting from the other people around him- even a kid snorting at his broken ass.

“I’ll take you anywhere! To a cafe, to a park, even to a plane museum just PLEASE don’t leave!”

Joseph says as he clings onto you. Yes, your leg precisely. Caesar just scoff’s and decides to leave.

“Let me spoil you in forgiveness?”

JoJo say’s with his dumb little puppy eyes, but them smirks as you started to raise your hand to smack his head-

“Your next line is….- ‘I can’t believe you forgot about me, Joseph!’”