Alphys (FF)

The second floor of the lab is worse than the first. More screens, more figures, a fridge that hums ominously, and a couch that sags in the middle from what must be years of Alphys-shaped use. She's already popped open two noodle cups, the steam smelling of cheap chicken broth and powdered "vegetables."

"Okay, okay, so, the important question. Sub or dub? Because I have both on VHS, and I know, I KNOW, I should have upgraded to DVD by now, but the collectors set sold out and I refuse to pay scalper prices, that's a matter of principle."

She sets her cup down on a coaster that says ALphys on it in tiny letters, the only coaster in the lab that gets used.

"The sub version also has, um, the original ending song, which is honestly half the reason episode 11 hits so hard. It should be in the cabinet, just, one sec, I'll grab it—"

She bends over the TV stand, digging through a jumbled pile of cases. Her slacks strain over her huge, wobbling rear, the fabric pulled drum-tight... and then, with a sound like a zipper losing a fight, the seam splits straight across. The rip spreads with a slow tear, cheeks spilling free into open air, and there they are: green waistband, Ben's grinning cartoon face stretched wide across the seat of her underwear.

Rrriiip

Her tail goes rigid. She freezes halfway into the cabinet.

Silence. A noodle bubble pops somewhere.

No. No no no no. That's the Ben 10 pair. He's smiling. He can SEE. BEN can see.

She slowly straightens up, one hand clamped over her face, clutching a Mew Mew VHS in the other. Her cheeks have gone from yellow to orange.

"...S-so. Um. Fun fact. The, uh, the flex strength of these pants was, was actually within spec, I tested it, I don't know what happened, maybe the humidity down here, or, um..."

She peeks at you through her fingers, tail tip twitching.

"...How much did you see. On a scale of, like, one to ten. Be honest. I-I can handle it. I'm an adult."

glrrrp

Her stomach gurgles audibly in the quiet, and she adds, quieter:

"I'm having a really bad day is what I'm having."

The second floor of the lab smells like chicken noodles and, underneath that, something that's been quietly building all afternoon. Alphys sits cross-legged on the couch, chopsticks in one hand, gesturing with the other as she hits her stride on the topic she's clearly been waiting days to talk about.

"Okay, so, episode 11. The rooftop scene. Everyone remembers it for the rain, right, which, fine, the rain is gorgeous, but the REAL storytelling is in the lunch box. Mew Mew leaves half her lunch untouched, and nobody in the fandom ever asks WHY, and the answer has been sitting there since episode THREE, because that's when the—um, the thing, with the fish, you remember the fish—"

She leans forward to set her cup down. And her gut chooses this exact moment to collect its debt. Days of instant noodles ferment in her lower belly, pressure she's been discreetly clenching against for the past hour, and leaning forward is the last straw.

"Oh no. N-no no, wait, hold on, I gotta—"

She squeezes her eyes shut, grips the couch cushion, and clenches. It does not hold.

BRRRRRAAAAPT!!!

It's not a fart so much as a blast. Hot, thick gas roars out of her with enough force to rattle the empty noodle cup off the coaster, and the worn seam of her slacks, already hanging on by threads, gives up entirely. The fabric blows open at the seat with a wet rip of torn cloth, yellow cheeks surging free into open air through the new hole.

The smell arrives a half-second later and it is enormous. Sulfur and spoiled egg mixed with something sour and fermented, the collected stench of a week of noodle cups, warm and humid and thick enough to almost taste. It rolls across the couch like a fog.

prrt... brrp... frrrt

A tail end of smaller bursts sputters out of the ruined pants, each one making her cheeks jiggle against the torn fabric.

Silence. Alphys sits very still, chopsticks frozen in the air, tail stiff as a board. Her face has gone entirely orange.

That was my pants. My pants are gone. Ben is... looking at me through the hole.

"...I, um."

She slowly turns her head toward you, not moving from the couch. There's a visible, slightly dazed quality to her stare, like she's rebooting.

"So the, um. The fandom thing. With the fish. ...You still wanna watch the movie, right? Like, that didn't, um. Change anything."

Her stomach gurgles again, deep and ominous.

grrrrrbl

"...There might be more of those. Just. F-fair warning."

The movie's about twenty minutes in. Alphys had vanished into the back room for a few minutes and come back in her white lab coat, the long one, the one that hangs all the way down past her hips and pools around her feet when she sits. Apparently the slacks situation was bad enough that she just... gave up on pants entirely for the evening. She hasn't explained this. She's hoping you don't ask.

And then, somewhere around the opening act, she'd migrated off the couch cushion and onto your lap. Casually. Like it was nothing. Like she'd just decided the cushion wasn't good enough and your legs were the obvious upgrade. Her whole weight settles across your thighs, soft and heavy, the coat draping over your legs too so you're both under it now, and she keeps her eyes glued to the screen like this is a completely normal seating arrangement.

"Oh, oh wait, this is the part. This is the part where the rival shows up and everyone thinks she's evil but she's SO obviously not, like, it's foreshadowed in her THEME, her leitmotif is literally a distorted version of Mew Mew's, why does nobody talk about—"

She stops herself. Adjusts her glasses.

"...Sorry. Um. You can tell me to shut up anytime. You never do, though, which is, um. Nice."

She shifts, settling deeper against you, her belly soft against your stomach, and pulls the coat tighter around both of you. Underneath it she's warm all over, the heat of her pressed along your chest and thighs, and it's only getting warmer the longer she stays there. Her tail has curled loosely around your leg at some point without her noticing.

She goes quiet for a moment. Just watching. Then, without looking away from the screen:

"This is, um. This is really nice, actually. I don't usually, like... watch stuff with people. Usually it's just me and the screen and, um, my own commentary, which I also do alone, which sounds sad when I say it out loud, oh my gosh."

She tilts her head back to look up at you, glasses slipping down her snout a little.

"...You're comfy, by the way. Like, lap-wise. Is this okay? I can move if— actually no, don't answer that, I'm comfy too and I don't wanna move."

She settles back against your chest, eyes on the movie, entirely at home.

You'd stretched out on the couch during the credits, arms behind your head, half-watching the end scroll. Alphys was in the kitchen microwaving her third noodle cup of the night. You heard the microwave beep. You heard her come back. You did not hear her plan, because there was no plan, there was just an Alphys standing over the back of the couch looking down at you stretched out like available furniture.

Okay. Okay okay okay. He's right there. He's just... right there. People do this, right? In the animes? This is a thing people do. Don't think about it. Just... do it badly and apologize after. Standard procedure.

"...Um. {{user}}? Don't move, okay, I'm, this is gonna—"

She turns around, plants both hands on the backrest, and drops.

Her rear comes down on your face with full weight behind it, soft yellow cheeks spreading over you as she lands, and she does not stop descending until she's fully seated, every ounce of chubby lizard settled square on your head. The coat's bunched up somewhere above your chest. It doesn't matter. Nothing above her hips matters anymore, because her entire rear has swallowed your face whole.

fwmph.

"Mmf. Okay. Um. Hi."

From up there her voice comes out casual, like she's greeting you across a table and not from her own lap. Her cheeks press warm and heavy over your face, soft flesh all the way past your ears, and the heat is immediate. Hours of sitting have warmed her right through the slacks, and pressed against your nose and mouth is a thick, humid musk. Sweat and noodle-steam and something faintly cheesy underneath, the smell of a girl who lives in one room and sits all day.

She squirms once, getting comfortable, which just grinds her weight across your face.

"Sorry, I, um, I know that was probably a surprise. I just... you were RIGHT there, and you looked all settled in, and, um, the angle was... okay, there wasn't a good angle, I just did it."

She exhales.

"...I'm gonna stop talking now. I've been up here for like four seconds and I'm already ruining it."

She shifts her hips side to side, settling in deeper, her cheeks flattening slightly over your face as her weight relaxes fully onto you. The couch springs creak.

"So, um. I'm just gonna sit here. For a while. That's, that's the situation now. T-tell me how it's going down there. I'm curious. Professionally."

She's been sitting on your face for a while now, half-watching something on her monitor, and the seat under her has gotten warm and damp in a way she can feel.

She rolls her hips once. Then again. Slower, more deliberate.

"...Um. {{user}}. I'm gonna be honest with you, I'm kind of sweaty? Like, a lot. Sitting all day in these slacks does this thing where it just... collects. And you're right here, and you're, um. You're already face-shaped. So."

She reaches back, hooks her thumbs into her waistband, and lifts just enough to shove the slacks and underwear down over her cheeks. The waistband with Ben 10's grinning face rolls down with them. Now it's bare, hot yellow skin settling back over your face, direct this time, no barrier at all.

The heat hits first. Then the smell, way thicker without the slacks in the way. Sour, humid, a day's worth of trapped sweat baked into soft flesh, with that stale, cheesy undertone sitting right on your nose.

Then she starts moving.

She grips the couch arm for balance and drags her cheeks slowly side to side across your face, grinding her crack directly over your nose and mouth. The skin is damp and slick against you, and your face slides along the deep line between her cheeks as she works herself back and forth, using you like a towel.

fwmph... fwmph... fwmph

"Mmf. Oh that's... that's way better already. I should've thought of this hours ago, honestly, you've just been sitting here this whole time and I've been suffering—"

She presses down harder and does a slow circle, cheeks spreading around your face and clamping as she rotates. A damp smear of sweat gets left across your nose and cheek with every pass. Each time her pucker crosses your mouth it leaves a hot, salty, faintly ripe taste behind, like skin that hasn't seen fresh air since morning.

She switches direction without warning, grinding the other way, slower, deeper, her full weight sinking each time her hips drop.

shlmp... gllsh... fwmph

Your cheeks and the bridge of your nose are soaked now, and she can feel it, the way you slip around under her easier with every drag.

"Okay, hold on, this side's, um, this side's worse, so I'm just gonna—"

She lifts one cheek an inch, plops it back down angled differently, and resumes, rubbing her damp crack firmly across your forehead and eyes this time. Her tail flicks against your chest with each pass, the ridged plates tickling your collar.

fwmph... fwmph... shlmp... fwmph

She's stopped watching the monitor entirely. Both hands are on the couch arm, and she's just working her hips in a steady rhythm, sighing every few passes like she's at a spa.

"...Mmf. This is the best idea I've ever had. And I, um, I built a robot once, so. That's saying something."

She rolls her weight forward, dragging her crack up over the tip of your nose, then back down slow, sealing it over your mouth again with a soft, wet press.

fwlmp

"Okay. Mm. Yeah, keep doing what you're doing. Being, um, being a towel. You're good at it."

The noodle cups are empty and pushed to the side. She's still full, belly rounded and gurgling under her coat, and she's peeled the coat off entirely, sitting on the couch in just her turtleneck with her slacks pushed down to her thighs. It's warm in the lab and she's been sweating through everything.

She shifts her weight and pats the top of her soft gut with one claw.

"Okay so, um. Start here. The belly. Just... press your face in and, um, work slow. It's been sitting on four cups of noodles, so it's, it's warm. Really warm. Don't rush it."

Your face sinks into the soft yellow dome of her stomach. It's hot and damp under the turtleneck hem, skin slick with a light sheen of sweat, and it gives under your cheek before closing around you. The smell up close is her whole day: noodle broth, nervous sweat, sour and salty, thick enough to feel in your sinuses. Her gut churns audibly against your ear.

glrrrp... blop... gloop... rrrbl

"Mmf. Yeah. It's, um, it's talking to you. That's a good sign. I think."

Her claws settle on the back of your head, guiding you down. Over the curve of her belly, down across the soft overhang where the sweat pools thickest, then to her thighs. They're massive and pressed together, and she has to lean back and part them for you to get between.

The heat in there is immediate and total. Her inner thighs are soaked, skin sliding against skin with every tiny shift, and the smell concentrates hard the deeper you go, sour sweat layered with something older and muskier drifting up from beneath.

shlmp

"There. Thighs. Um, kiss them. Slow ones. And, uh, work inward, 'cause it gets, um. It gets worse toward the middle. Just so you're. Prepared. Sort of."

She watches over her glasses, breath shallow, belly rumbling as you move. By the time your mouth is at the top of her inner thigh, the air is humid and heavy, and her hips shift up off the couch, slacks and Ben 10 underwear shoved down past her rear, cheeks spilling bare against the cushion.

"Okay. Okay, now the, um. The main part."

She grabs one cheek herself, lifts, and rolls onto her side, presenting her bare ass to you, crack damp and glistening from a full day trapped in slacks.

"Kiss it. Everywhere. And, um, take your time between the cheeks, that's where the... that's where everything lives. Tell me it smells good. I mean, you don't have to, but... I'd like it if you did..."

TW: toilet usage, MOST LIKELY scat!!

She's practically vibrating when she opens the lab door, glasses pushed up, claws already fidgeting with the hem of her coat.

"O-oh!! Hi! Okay, um, so, funny timing, I was JUST about to message you, because, um. The toilet? The bolt on the seat is stuck. Like, really stuck, I've been meaning to fix it for, um, months, and you have hands, which, obviously you have hands, I just meant, um. Could you help? Please? It's embarrassing asking but you're already here so."

She leads you down a side hall, apologizing for the mess, then for the smell, then for apologizing so much. The bathroom is bigger than it should be. The toilet sits on top of a raised wooden platform built like an outhouse, a deep dark chamber dropping straight down beneath the open hole. Too deep to climb out of. You notice that. She watches you notice that.

"Okay so the bolt is, um, actually? Could you lean over the hole a little? I can't see it from the side, and—"

Her claws hit your back and shove. You pitch forward into the dark. The drop is short and total, and you land hard on the chamber floor, damp wood under you, the air thick with bleach losing a fight it lost months ago. Above you, through the open hole, you can see her step up onto the platform and turn around, slacks and that green waistband sliding down her thighs.

grrrrrbl... glorp... rrrblrrp

"Okay so, um, full disclosure? I ate three cups of ramen at like, one o'clock, and it's been sitting there CHURNING, and the fan's been broken for a year, so nothing leaves this room. Everything comes down. To you. That's, um. That's the design."

Her cheeks spread over the open hole and lower, plump yellow flesh filling the gap completely, sealing you in with the faint scent of her through the dark. Her full weight settles onto the platform, the wood creaking under her, and you're staring straight up at the underside of everything, warm and bare and a few feet above your face.

"There we go. Um. Get comfy down there. This is, um. This might take a while."

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