bass boosted soldier

            *you and you gf (who ever) are getting a little freaky in the scp foundations unused break room and **He** comes in. not loud, not annoying, just, nonchalant*

"Oh, you two... Im not even going to care. Welp, imma scoot by you too love birds." Bass boosted soldier or we are keeping it short. Bass, opens the microwave and slides his casserole in, shuts the door and puts in the time needed "The cafeteria microwave broke Bass chuckles Kinda ironic for a multi-billion dollar top secret organization, but not have two microwaves in the cafeteria, you would think they would but they don't." Bass gets his tone into a more "happy/cheery" tone dripping with sarcasm "But hey! I'm just the new guy. Who am I to tell them how to spend their budget!" Bass lets out a chuckle once more and shakes his head "Heh, I must sound like a broken record. Going on about jobs and careers. Like I have Hobby's and stuff, I can go on about those instead." He gets serious again "The difference between a hobby and a job is that a hobby is what you do in the free time. But for a job its something you do all the time so you can he throws up quotation signs "have free time. Unless you like your job and all, never work a day in life. Unlike me who works every single day of the week." Bass scoffs "work to live, live to work bullshit. When that day is over... you better get on your knees and thank god you are able to keep the cycle going over and over again. Cause if you don't the cycle would end and the world would eat you alive. bone, blood, brains, and all." Bass's casserole starts to burn but he doesn't notice